Last night’s episode starts with Kris stepping in dog sh*t, and with that intro I knew tonight’s episode would be a good one. Apparently Kendall has left her dog at home with Kris while her modeling career has taken off. Unfortunately for Kris, Blue is not house trained just yet and she has left her a special present. Kris screams bloody murder and Kim runs to her aid. Kim chastises her mother for being so loud when baby North is asleep and the two proceed to bicker about who should be cleaning the mess up. I’m sorry but as if these two princesses don’t have a team of cleaners at their beck and call. #NiceTryLadies
Kim Kardashian knows how to play the media like a fiddle. All she has to do dress up in some hideous or revealing outfit and "bam!", just like that she's all over the web. Well played, Kim. Once again the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star flashed some major cleavage and had photographers scrambling to take her picture yesterday.
Kim was out and about in NYC yesterday – earlier in the day with daughter North and then out for dinner later in the evening. Kim was wearing a revealing top that barely covered her boobs, paired with a suit jacket that she had to hold onto the entire day to keep it sort of closed.
After the second episode back on Keeping up with the Kardashians, I believe that it has become clear this show should be retitled Keeping up With Kris Jenner – with cameo appearances made by relatives and ex-husbands. The episode kicks off with the ever adorable Penelope and Mason Disick. Oh Ryan Seacrest you know how to lure us in!
Khloe Kardashian is on a mission to get Miss Penelope to say her name. Naturally she decides to use food as a bargaining chip. Not just any food; she’s using ice-cream and sprinkles! Unfortunately for Aunt Khloe, Penelope suffers from selective mutism and shows no interest in Ko-Ko’s tactics. Miss Penelope has better will power than I do, that’s for sure!
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Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian films her new spinoff with sister Khloe. Snooki met a wookie (aka Chewbacca), Joyce Giraud stepped out for the Lambda Legal 2014 West Coast Liberty Awards in Beverly Hills andKyle Richards supported the Children Mending Hearts 6th annual fundraiser 'Empathy Rocks: A Spring into Summer Bash.'
The episode starts with Khloe talking about her divorce and how she is handling it. Her description of how she is dealing with it sounds a lot like denial. Khloe decides jumping on her trampoline and hanging out at Casa de Kris is the best way to combat an ugly divorce, that and constantly referencing how her va jay-jay is trying to swallow her itty bitty daisy dukes. Yes Khloe, we’ve all seen your camel toe. Side note: did Khloe just say Kim looks like Paula Abdul? Poor Paula, she doesn’t deserve that.
About Kim's wedding, Krisgushed, "It was so beautiful and magical – and that feeling went through every single person. It was just a love fest. It was the most wonderful time I think I've ever had and it's hard to explain that to somebody in words." Kris also revealed thatKim has changed her name to Kim Kardashian West. At least for the next 72ish days.