Complex Magazine recently released a list of the so-called hottest ladies of Reality TV and we just don't agree with their version events. Kim Kardashian's surgically altered everything rolling in at number one? Um… yeah, No.
Melissa Gorga beating out Maxim's Hottest Joanna Krupa? Interesting, to say the least. Not that Melissa's not hot of course, but does she out-hot a stone cold fox of the supermodel variety? C'mon now.
And where, of course, were the guys on this list? Don't they get a mention? I mean no hottest list is complete without Joe Giudice's pregnant gut and Brooks Ayers' Hallmark thieving ways, amirite?
So anyway, Complex we'll take your hot list and raise you one of our own! Behold – Reality Tea's Hottest!
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I feel like high stepping, finger snapping, dance-off gang fight is about to happen in Miami a la the Sharks and Jets, and the Sharks are the Kardashian sisters and their fans and the Jets are, well, everyone else. As you recall, the Kim and Kourtney got the boot from South Beach, but they landed in a very nice gated community in North Miami Beach. Granted, said gated community is near strip malls and convenience stores (I know, I totes have hives too just typing about it. Gag.), but those Kardashian girls are nothing without without their keen ability to adapt in any situation with other vapid ridiculously rich for no reason people.
Oddly enough, it was living near the Kardashians that led potential South Beach neighbors to send the girls packing. Now that filming has begun for the umpteenth spin-off of their family reality dynasty, the North Miami Beach natives are getting restless…or at least one of them is! There is apparently a disgruntled realtor on the scene. Um, he clearly didn't get the memo that it's called Kourtney and Kim Take Miami, not Some Guy Wants Money Thanks to Famewhores. Some people will always try to make a buck at the expense of innocent reality stars. Sadly, in this case, I'm not being sarcastic.
I apologize in advance for the lengthiness of this post, but we all know that the Kardashian Klan must constantly work to stay in the spotlight. With so many of them, it's like a revolving door of gossip. Bless 'em.
Because things always seem to happen in threes, I have a trio of entertainment to share with you, dear readers. There's a storm a' brewin' on the set of X Factor as now-confirmed hosts Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez are having a difficult time fitting their giant wardrobes–and their egos!–into their dressing rooms. Of course, at least they HAVE dressing rooms. Word on the street is that Kim Kardashian and sister Kourtney will have to slum it on the upcoming season of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami due to a slight "misunderstanding" with South Beach. That misunderstanding being that no one in South Beach wants the Kardashian sisters around.
Last but not least, rapper Kanye West was visiting his girlfriend in her new digs when he found himself competing for attention with her former beau NFL player Reggie Bush. It's like an awesomely bad episode of Melrose Place!
The Kardashians are environmentally friendly, ya'll. They recycle clothes! And not even just last season's clothes, but we're talking dresses from four years ago! Shahs of Sunset star GG would be mortified, but we applaud them.
Last week Kourtney Kardashian was spotted filming in Miami, sporting this green and blue Diane Von Furstenberg dress as she boarded a boat with Scott Disick. She discovered that her sister Kim had worn the same dress back in 2008 on the red carpet for a movie premiere.
Kourtney shared on her blog, "I had no clue Kim had worn this Diane Von Furstenberg dress before! I know this looked familiar." She gave her sister props for the way she wore it first, "I love how Kim belted her dress. It’s fun to see how we both take the same dress and make it look SO different!"
Take our poll below! Who wore it best: Kim or Kourt?
While Kanye West is over in Paris for Fashion Week, picking out a flattering new wardrobe for her, Kim Kardashian kept herself busy filming in Miami with her family.
Kim, Bruce Jenner, Kris Jenner, Kourtney Kardashian and more headed out to Miami Beach where they participated in a drag boat race together while filming "Kourtney and Kim Take Miami". Oh and Jonathan Cheban was there, too. Did they adopt him? Is he just an honorary Kardashian/Jenner now?
Check out the gallery below for such riveting photos as Kris Jenner doing the double bird flip (among other ladylike poses) and to check out Bruce and Kim's touching moment.