For today's installment of utterly ridiculous news featuring the Kardashians:
Khloe andKourtney Kardashian have filed criminal charges against a clown, Richie the Barber, who threw confetti at them. No, I'm not kidding. This family takes themselves way too seriously!! I understand that Khloe and Kourtney's personal space was violated, but surely they have something better to do with their time – maybe teach younger sister Kendall how to read – than worry about confetti in their hair.
"They were okay, they went in the car and drove away," Richie said about the incident, which was caught on camera for Keeping Up with the Kardashians. "Then the bodyguard came out to me. They called the cops and said it was battery, a hate crime, stuff like that. The cops came to talk to me and filed a report." TMZ reported that the cops "privately scoffed" at the complaint and did nothing to pursue the "frivolous" claims.
Kourtney and Khloe reportedly followed up with cops a few days ago – and announced that they now want to file criminal battery charges against Richie.
The members of the Kardashian-Jenner clan – including Rob! – are making their way across the pond for this weekend's big celebration – aka Kim Kardashian's third wedding.
Kim was spotted at LAX over the weekend as she set off with daughter North to meet up with Kanye West in Paris. After landing she has been spotted all around Paris with her baby daddy, but not her baby. The two were seen grabbing ice cream cones, shopping at fancy stores and causing a media frenzy in general all over Paris.
Also snapped heading over for the Kimye nuptials were Kim's sisters, Khloe and Kourtney, along with Mason and Penelope, but no Scott Disick. AND coming out of hiding was brotherRob Kardashian, who emerged to grab a flight with mom Kris Jenner! It's been rumored that Rob has been living in Florida and helping to take care of a secret baby he had with an old flame and yet other reports say he has been off at a "fat camp" and others say he's battling a thyroid issue behind-the-scenes.
In a photo that momager Jenner posted to her Instagram account earlier this week, she posed with Khloe's new man and captioned the photo, "I love you papi @frenchmontana #nobunight."
Montana knows his Instagram manners, because he in turn, put the exact same pic on his Instagram page and replied, "I love you Mami @KrisJenner."
Ahhhhhh, I hope he doesn't end up smoking crack and cheating on Khloe the way someone else did…At least her love life is looking up, because her plans to film her new reality show this summer have hit some road blocks.
Dear Diary, Remind me never to cross the Kardashians (any more than I already have, at least). They always come out on top. Deserved or not (it's usually the latter, right?), the family always seems to get their desired outcome in any given situation.
It's no different this time around with the Keeping up with the Kardashians stars. The children of the late Robert Kardashian just scored a major victory in their year-long court battle with their former step-mother regarding the attorney's personal diaries that had some not so nice things to say about his ex-wife Kris Jenner.
Our favorite reality stars were on the prowl this week.
Ramona Singer let loose on the red carpet at the opening night after party for the musical ‘Bullets Over Broadway’. Snooki &Jwoww attended the MTV Movie Awards. Kendall and Kylie Jenner hit up a music festival while sister Kourtney Kardashian made an appearance in Las Vegas (looking like she’s attempting to hide a baby bump..). Lauren Manzo celebrated her birthday. Yolanda Foster stepped out with husband David – looking better than ever! Andy Cohen attended an ASPCA event with his dog while Carole Radizwill and LuAnn de Lesseps hung out at a cocktail party.
See what Gretchen Rossi, Kim Kardashian, Joanna Krupa and other reality stars are to this week in our photo gallery.
The photo above (and one in the gallery) of Kim Zolciak is from February, but we stumbled on it this week and they were too fun not to share. All that's missing is a lit ciggy hanging from her mouth and this photo would be Peg Bundy perfection.
Also spotted: Kim Kardashian attended a political event with sister Kourtney. Kendra spent some time with her family (on the red carpet) and Juan Pablo Galavis enjoyed some time with Nikki Ferrell. And Bethenny Frankel ran errands in NYC.