ZMOG – the wedding of the century is upon us. And very, very soon! According to sources Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will be getting married on May 24th in Paris. Poor France.
"It won't be a huge wedding," a source reveals to People. "Around 150 people." Daughter North, who turns 1 in July, will play a prominent role in the ceremony and it's pretty much certain it will be aired on Keeping Up With The Kardashians or some sort of E! Special. Kim hasn't decided on a dress yet, but hopefully her fashion sense improves in time for wedding gown shopping, cause yea – no.
"[I've shopped] a little bit, but I really need a good sit down to plan it all out," Kim revealed.
Do we know the whereabouts of the Bling Ring? Really, are they in jail? Filming a new season of Pretty Wild (I loved that awful show #sorrynotsorry)? Collecting Hollywood paychecks as residuals for the major motion picture that was made about them? The authorities in Calabasas, California may want to find out what that crazy gang of kids has been up to as of late because someone has been ripping off the Kardashians.
Both Khloe Kardashian and sisterKourtney have been robbed recently…and the instances may be connected. Quick, someone call Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson because this could be a job for them (totally obsessed with True Detective when I'm not watching reality shows!). Seriously, it is odd that both sisters were targeted by criminals at the same time.
Until the reality stars start snagging themselves A-List actor husbands, attending pre-Oscar parties and post-Oscar events is the closest they'll get to the actual Oscar red carpet. But this is reality TV and they'll show up wherever there are cameras present.
In this week's photo roundup we haveKim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about in NYC, Snooki showing her cowgirl moves, and the Mob Wives celebrate JWoww's birthday with her. Bethenny picks up Bryn, Kourtney and Scott go on a date and the Vanderpump Rules cast celebrate the finale together.
Imagine…someone in Canada thinks Keeping up with the Kardashians is too crude. Are we watching the same show? Obviously, I'm being sarcastic, although I am not at all surprised by the dirty mouths on Khloe, Kourtney, and Kim, nor do their thong pulling, underwear sniffing, breast leaking antics shock me in the least. How sad is that?
It all started with a "knock knock" joke courtesy of Lord Scott Disick on Keeping up with the Kardashians that aired on October 23 in the middle of the afternoon. He and Kourtney spent part of the episode using donuts and carrots to simulate a certain sex act. Keepin' it klassy, those two! I guess I should give you the warning that there may some offensive jokes and/or language after the jump…you know, the warning that the Canadian version of E! forgot to issue before the episode in question!
Kim Kardashian and her sisters will slap their names on anything and everything, won't they? From make-up to accessories to their Sears Kardashian Kollection, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney have built quite an empire above and beyond their often annoying and crude reality television personalities (guilty, I watch the reruns!), and not surprisingly, they are going to keep adding to it.
Now, the sisters are announcing the launch of a kids' kollection launching at Babies 'R Us that Kim hinted about not too long ago when a fan asked her if she'd ever put North West in clothes from Target (answer: when hell freezes over). I guess you need to keep making beaucoups of money if you, oh, I don't know, decide to hire a full-time tailor just for you! Oh Kim. She's so down to earth!
What's that you say? The sisters are designing baby clothes? Kim is bankrolling a personal seamstress? Which to discuss first…
Update – it sounds like Khloe's coat is fake fur, according to her Twitter. "F*ck Yo Fur!!! Fake fur all day people!!"
Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian are in NYC filming what feels like the nine billionth season of Keeping up with the Kardashians. Today the sisters stepped out to do some taping with their crew, so naturally they headed over to one of their DASH stores. Wearing fur and leather. But not just any ole fur coats.
Khloe went one step further, wanting to be sure she beat any possible paint throwers from PETA to the punch. Khloe turned around, showing that the back of her fur coat was covered in graffiti that says "Fxck Yo Fur" in red paint. Wonder if this is from the Kanye West collection? Sad, because I liked the coat coming, just not going.
Kourtney was also decked out in fur, too, but her coat wasn't mutilated (just a little ugly). And Kim. Well, Kim wore a super long black leather dress thing of some sort that looked like she'd trip if she tried to walk in it. And is it just me or is she bronzed/tanned to high heaven again?