The episode starts with Khloe talking about her divorce and how she is handling it. Her description of how she is dealing with it sounds a lot like denial. Khloe decides jumping on her trampoline and hanging out at Casa de Kris is the best way to combat an ugly divorce, that and constantly referencing how her va jay-jay is trying to swallow her itty bitty daisy dukes. Yes Khloe, we’ve all seen your camel toe. Side note: did Khloe just say Kim looks like Paula Abdul? Poor Paula, she doesn’t deserve that.
About Kim's wedding, Krisgushed, "It was so beautiful and magical – and that feeling went through every single person. It was just a love fest. It was the most wonderful time I think I've ever had and it's hard to explain that to somebody in words." Kris also revealed thatKim has changed her name to Kim Kardashian West. At least for the next 72ish days.
And this is why I put little to no stock in what celebrities have to say about politics. Sure, they love to talk (and talkandtalkandtalkandtalk) about whatever candidate best fits their personal agenda or is en vogue with the A-listers of Hollywood, but do most of them even have a clue? At best, the extent of Kim Kardashian's political knowledge comes from School House Rock, at worst…well, this is pretty bad.
The reality star was shunned by the Obama campaign, and the President himself once referred to her now husbandKanye West as a "jackass." Classic Barack. Now, Kim is diving head first into local politics, backing California's 33rd District Congressional Candidate Marianne Williamson. So what has Kim contributed to the campaign? Money? Of course not! But she did write a boastful blog about a recent press event with Marianne.
Kanye WestandKim Kardashianwere married on Saturday at the Forte di Belvedere in Florence, Italy. Kim wore a white lace Givenchy Haute Couture gown, complete with a long silk white veil, and Kanye wore a Givenchy tuxedo.
After the wedding ceremony, Kanye treated his guests to a 20-minute speech, during which he called Kim his "ideal art" and the "ideal celebrity."
Kanye referred to the Kardashians as an "industry" and "the most remarkable people of our time" who "make the world a better place." He continued, "I am defined by being a celebrity. The world is our altar. They feel like it's okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in a SNL spoof. We don't negotiate. We're not like that. We're not stupid."
One more day til Kim Kardashian is a married woman. Sort of. We think. For the third time.
Kim and her family continue to parade around Paris, overdressed and with an entourage of paparazzi and KUWTK cameras. Last night Kim stepped out with her sisters and girlfriends (including bestie La La Anthony) for a bachelorette dinner and to pose for pics by the Eiffel tower and other landmarks. We're rounded up some more photos of the Kardashian-Jennerclan all around Paris flaunting their..err..fashion?
Included below is mother of the bride Kris Jenner, looking happier than ever to see the cameras, Kanye West shushing photographers as Kim pushed daughter Nori in the stroller, and the rest of the K-J crew out shopping and lunching and doing whatever it is that they do.
It's been a will they or won't they situation as to whether any of the Kardashian sisters will "take" the Hamptons. However, judging by the jitneys of socialites leaving the posh seaside community, I'd say Khloe and Kourtney(with camera crews in tow) are about to crash the high dollar vacation destination.
So who is to blame for this horrendous faux pas? The Kardashians aren't going to be raising the bar regarding the exclusivity of South Hampton, and I'm guessing that many of the hoity residents won't be dying to shop at their newest boutique. Many angry locals are pointing the finger at a South Hampton restaurateur for bringing the krazy.