Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons

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This week on Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons, Scott Disick and Khloe Kardashian do their final podcast on a raft attached to Scott’s boat while racing through bay of Long Island.  OMG, I do not care about this podcast at all.  Stop with the podcasts already.

Back at the Dash doll house (I can’t believe I just wrote that), where the 2 employees that occupy the Hamptons pop-up boutique are residing, Khloe pays a visit to run her fingers through her hair, er, I mean, check-up on the gals.  I’m going to make this interesting and count how many times Khloe touches her hair this episode.  I will predict no less than 100 times.  Malika, Khloe’s BFF, lets her know that Khloe intimidates the dolls and in order to make them feel nice and cozy, Malika wants to go out with all of them for drinks.  Oh good lord.  The Dash dolls: Durrani and Caroline + booze = one hot mess.  Khloe agrees and this segment might be the only reason why I’m tuning in for the rest of recap tonight.