Good gracious, y'all! Nothing ever slows down if you're one of the Kardashians. First up, Bruce Jenner finally gets some press time is getting heat from step-daughter Kim Kardashian for not being Kanye West's biggest fan. His wife, Kris Jenner can't be bothered with such nonsense as she's too busy perfecting the ins and outs of her upcoming talk show. Yes, that's really going to happen.
At least there is some good news in sight for Kim. Her divorce from Kris Humphries, which seemed like it would never happen, has been finalized. The couple is no longer legally betrothed, so you can go ahead and delete their multi-million dollar nuptials from your DVR. As much as Kris Humphries wishes it never legally happened, it did, but it's over…and you can purge it from your cache. I just did.
When reality stars split, they really split! I mean like it gets downright brutally dirty! We're shocked at the levels these F-Listers celebrities will go when undergoing a divorce – and we've heard (and seen!) it all.
Below is Reality Tea's list of the worst reality television divorces!
Above: Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy. Oh this one is deadly. The couple who met, got knocked up, married, and then fell apart on reality TV are the poster children for not letting 15 minutes of fame control your life. Three years of wedded… miss?
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It's not a great day to be a Kardashian…although I guess that begs the question, "Is it ever?" Now that Kim Kardashian is divorced from Kris Humphries, many thought it would be a matter of minutes before tiny rapper Kanye West put a ring on it. However, now there are whisperings that they won't be announcing their engagement any time soon. #poutyface
You knew it was coming…we all did. Now that Kim Kardashian has finalized her divorce with Kris Humphries, she needs to find something else to boo-hoo about in the media. This go-round, she picks her second favorite topic…just how horrible hard and icky her pregnancy is. No wonder her baby daddy Kanye West is holed up at Paris Fashion Week, far, FAR away from this kraziness! You'd think she was the first woman ever to be uncomfortable during her pregnancy. Sympathy? I got nothin'!
Page Six reports on Kim's sit down with E!'s Ryan Seacrest as she pouts–yet again–about her pregnancy. On the Kardashianfamily special, Kim komplains, “I was waiting for this amazing experience where I could just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great, and it just hasn’t been that way.”
Now all Kim will need to do is figure out the next drama inducing scenario to keep her in the tabloids. Speaking of inducing, perhaps she could have doctors make sure she goes into labor smack dab in the midst of a public appearance! Oh Kris, you may not have gotten your annulment, but you totally dodged a bullet!
Can I get a hallelujah and a thank you, Jesus? After their marriage lasted just 72 days, the former couple was gearing up to drag every bit of their dirty laundry out in the open in an upcoming divorce trial. Kim and Kris came to an agreement this morning and the judge granted them their divorce. Kim was present (duh, there were cameras there), but Kris was not (his lawyer was there in his place).
No terms of the settlement have been shared (but we're sure that a certain someone will be giving the juicy deets to a certain media outlet at any moment).
Poor Kim, the nation is riveted to the TV, focused on Boston and the events unfolding there today and not waiting with bated breath for her latest news.
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Well this news should come as a shock to absolutely no one! Kris Humphries is pushing to have cameras in the courtroom to memorialize the divorce proceedings between him and Kim Kardashian. It's appropriate that Kris would want the trial filmed given his annulment argument is based on the fact his marriage was based solely in reality ratings. Kim, however, does not want any of their legal drama caught on tape, which is odd considering she can't seem to breathe without at least a dozen cameras on her at one time. I guess she doesn't want certain things revealed to the world. Hmmm….what secrets could Kimmie be keeping?
While Kim is dealing with even more drama from her last relationship, she's also facing some hardships with her current beau and baby daddy Kanye West. Apparently, he's not sticking up for his woman in the manner Kim would hope. After Ray J dropped his latest single "I Hit It First," it's been crickets from the Kardashian Kamp and the kontroversial rapper who isn't known for keeping his mouth shut. Trouble in tiny rapper paradise?
Happy weekend, readers! I've got some pretty phenomenal news for y'all! Guess what? The Kardashians never do anything wrong. Crazy, I know! All the stuff we read about them is lies. Kris Jenner is not trying to find the next highest paycheck for her daughters and Rob. They are just a normal family who enjoys spending a little time in the public eye. The krew would be more than happy to maintain their privacy. Ahahahahaha! It was hard to even type that!
You know how I know this ahmahzing information? It's straight from the pimpmomager herself! Kris is letting everyone know that what we read in the tabloids–like the writings of her late ex-husband's journal–are totally false. In other news, daughter Kim Kardashian's dicorce proceedings are moving forward as planned after her attorneys failed to reach a settlement agreement with those of Kris Humphries. The above picture is her leaving court…what, praytell, is she wearing??