Oooooooooooklahoma, where Kanye’s raps come sweepin’ ‘cross the dial. Kardashian fragrances sure smell sweet, when Kim’s on her feet, walking her way back down the wedding aisle!
Because I didn’t want to quote Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” (no matter how appropriate it may be), I give you, dear readers, my take on Oklahoma! Wonder why? Keep reading! Kanye is reportedly ready to get hitched to Kim, y’all! And while he’ll likely opt for a million dollar Bentley instead of a surrey with the fringe on top as their reception getaway vehicle, he is making some plans…and those plans could include Oklahoma.
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So what I’ve learned is that just because you rap it, it doesn’t make it real. It seems we all could learn a lot from the illustrious Kanye West.
In Kanye’s song Cold he raps, “Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.” Of course, he is referring to his best buddy Jay-Z having girlfriend Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband kicked off the New Jersey Brooklyn Nets.
Today, after scoring a $24 million contract with the team, Kris Humphriestweeted, I’m up at Brooklyn! @ S_C_ ‘lucky I didn’t have Jay drop me from the team’ lol!” TMZ reports that it is a two year contract with a pretty significant raise, given that his prior contract was for a year at $8 million. Maybe Beyonce is in her team-owner hubby’s ear a little more than his rapping partner in crime…
After a never-ending casting speculation, filming for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is in full-swing! And the cast is already planning the annual cast trip. So where are our favorite uber-wealthy drama starters headed? Paris, of course! Cue shopping… lots of shopping. I want to seeLisa Vanderpump do some serious damage in Dior.
And because it wouldn’t be Housewives without copious drama, some ladies are sitting this one out. Namely, Taylor Armstrong. She’s been busy with other things like a ponzi scheme, but we’ll get to that in a minute. RadarOnline reports that Taylor is on the fence about attending the cast trip because she can’t afford to fly first class with the rest of the ladies.
“Taylor is still trying to decide whether or not she wants to go,” an insider reveals. “Taylor is just acting very sneaky and secretive recently. It’s almost as if she is trying to create some mystery around her.”
Breaking news, y’all! Kris Humphries’ friend/booty call/serious girlfriend (depends on who you ask)Myla Sinanaj does not have a bun in the oven. It turns out that she was lying about it the whole time! the media just attacks girls with rounder figures. Forget about the fact that she told both her attorney AND KRIS (!!!) that she was expecting his child, she tells TMZ, “I am definitely not pregnant.” So how did these crazy pregnancy rumors get started? Well besides the fact that she started them herself, Myla blames the media. She explains to the site that people just like to start rumors, saying, “Of course, me not being a size zero kept it going.” That, and you keeping it going…
Another day, another piece of a baby mama drama for Kris Humphries. It seems that less than a week after reportedly declaring she didn’t want anything to do with her supposed sperm donor, Myla Sinanaj now wants Kris back!
Myla had a quick change of heart and is even dropping the defamation lawsuit she JUST had drafted against Humphries, and is reportedly now agreeing to sign the confidentiality agreement (without any monetary incentive) that she originally refused.
Myla Sinanaj is well on her way to becoming the nextKim Kardashian! Something tells me that was her plan all along. Sadly. In her latest attempt to SWF Kim, some nude photos of Myla have “leaked” – right on the heels of a story “leaked” by so-called anonymous sources claiming Myla is pregnant with Kris Humphries‘ spawn.
The photos were allegedly given to Starz Uncut by Myla’s ex-boyfriend of six years. He claims she’s a long-time celebrity stalker (and humper). He also reveals that so-called pregnancy scares are part of Myla’s arsenal in trapping men!
Good lord – will these men never learn? In a new report former Kris Humphries hook-up – who is currently being investigated by the FBI for extortion – Myla Sinanaj is desperate for her fifteen minutes allegedly pregnant with the NBA player’s child!
According to TMZ, Myla (whose job is what again?) is three months pregnant and sources insist Kris is the father. Unfortunately for Kris, he is embroiled in a nasty divorce with hoegul, Kim Kardashian – and Kris is seeking an annulment on the grounds that Kim broke his heart. I guess she didn’t break his man parts!
Kris has claimed he won’t date til his divorce is final, but perhaps he’s willing to do the dirty and Myla was just the girl to help him out with that.
The classiest (bwhahaha!) family on television is up to more antics. First up the never-ending Kris Humphries vs. Kim Kardashian divorce saga continues to rage on.
These two are taking their vitriol out on others by subpoenaing every single person the other one has ever met; from ex-girlfriends, to former hookups, to the clerk at the drugstore where Kim bought condoms and lip gloss (OK, I added that last part).
You know, Kim met the President – is he next on the list? Anyway, anyone remember Kim’s former publicist Jonathan Jaxson? You know, the famewhore one who was threatening to write a Kardashinan tell-all and claimed that the engagement ring Kim was sporting was actually purchased by her while she was dating Reggie Bush? He also said her wedding was a publicity stunt.