Oh Kendall Kardashian Jenner! Please stop following in your older sisters’ footsteps. Just do your modeling thing, and stop using Twitter as a vehicle to flaunt yourself. Oh well. I guess you do come by it naturally. And speaking of naturally, Kendall recently posted a picture of herself on Twitter wearing a string bikini with the caption “all natural.” I’m assuming she’s referring to plastic surgery or photoshop. One would hope she hasn’t had any plastic surgery, given she’s only sixteen. However, if I’ve learned anything, it’s don’t put anything past those Kardashians Jenners! The aspiring model recently told E!, “I want to be the next Gisele Bündchen. Everything she does, who she is, what she’s done, she’s just amazing.” Good gracious.
Of course, Kendall’s big sister Kim Kardsahian is known for her fashion highs and lows (and really lows). Always dressed for a runway show (although it sometimes looks like a Project Runway rejects show), she is complimented and criticized for her wardrobe choices at every turn. New York Magazine recently did an entire photo shoot and spread on Kimmie and why she will never be the person that high fashion and couture designers want wearing their clothes. Something tells me she’s going to wear them anyway. Ouch. It’s shocking to me that Anna Wintour would think that someone whose career was jump started by a toilet themed sex tape wasn’t worthy of being a fashion icon.
Oh the curse of the Kardumphries. Ever since Kim Kardsahian said “I do” to basketballer Kris Humphries in a million dollar E! sponsored wedding, the same property has seen a lull in wedding wannabees. Are you surprised?
Who would line up to wed at a place where the most famous wedding that took place there ended after less than three months? Maybe I would…if the venue paid me to do so, but I’m desperate. Duh.
Oooooooooooklahoma, where Kanye’s raps come sweepin’ ‘cross the dial. Kardashian fragrances sure smell sweet, when Kim’s on her feet, walking her way back down the wedding aisle!
Because I didn’t want to quote Kanye West’s “Gold Digger” (no matter how appropriate it may be), I give you, dear readers, my take on Oklahoma! Wonder why? Keep reading! Kanye is reportedly ready to get hitched to Kim, y’all! And while he’ll likely opt for a million dollar Bentley instead of a surrey with the fringe on top as their reception getaway vehicle, he is making some plans…and those plans could include Oklahoma.
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So what I’ve learned is that just because you rap it, it doesn’t make it real. It seems we all could learn a lot from the illustrious Kanye West.
In Kanye’s song Cold he raps, “Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team.” Of course, he is referring to his best buddy Jay-Z having girlfriend Kim Kardashian’s ex-husband kicked off the New Jersey Brooklyn Nets.
Today, after scoring a $24 million contract with the team, Kris Humphriestweeted, I’m up at Brooklyn! @ S_C_ ‘lucky I didn’t have Jay drop me from the team’ lol!” TMZ reports that it is a two year contract with a pretty significant raise, given that his prior contract was for a year at $8 million. Maybe Beyonce is in her team-owner hubby’s ear a little more than his rapping partner in crime…
After a never-ending casting speculation, filming for Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is in full-swing! And the cast is already planning the annual cast trip. So where are our favorite uber-wealthy drama starters headed? Paris, of course! Cue shopping… lots of shopping. I want to seeLisa Vanderpump do some serious damage in Dior.
And because it wouldn’t be Housewives without copious drama, some ladies are sitting this one out. Namely, Taylor Armstrong. She’s been busy with other things like a ponzi scheme, but we’ll get to that in a minute. RadarOnline reports that Taylor is on the fence about attending the cast trip because she can’t afford to fly first class with the rest of the ladies.
“Taylor is still trying to decide whether or not she wants to go,” an insider reveals. “Taylor is just acting very sneaky and secretive recently. It’s almost as if she is trying to create some mystery around her.”
Breaking news, y’all! Kris Humphries’ friend/booty call/serious girlfriend (depends on who you ask)Myla Sinanaj does not have a bun in the oven. It turns out that she was lying about it the whole time! the media just attacks girls with rounder figures. Forget about the fact that she told both her attorney AND KRIS (!!!) that she was expecting his child, she tells TMZ, “I am definitely not pregnant.” So how did these crazy pregnancy rumors get started? Well besides the fact that she started them herself, Myla blames the media. She explains to the site that people just like to start rumors, saying, “Of course, me not being a size zero kept it going.” That, and you keeping it going…
Another day, another piece of a baby mama drama for Kris Humphries. It seems that less than a week after reportedly declaring she didn’t want anything to do with her supposed sperm donor, Myla Sinanaj now wants Kris back!
Myla had a quick change of heart and is even dropping the defamation lawsuit she JUST had drafted against Humphries, and is reportedly now agreeing to sign the confidentiality agreement (without any monetary incentive) that she originally refused.