Aaahhh… Kim Kardashian, no matter how much you try to distract us with Kimye; your divorce is not going away! And to remind us of how skanky and greedy you are is Kris Humphries!
This past week Kimye enjoyed a PDA-laden dinner at Scott Disick‘s new restaurant RYU, which was of course captured on film for one of the umpteen Kardashian reality shows (for which they recently scored a $40M deal to create). While Kim is focused on making-out, Kris is still focused on annulling that embarrassing 72-day-lapse in sanity also known as his marriage to Kimmie Kakes. And allegedly, Kanye is now part of his plan for proving the Kardashians’ shameless ways!
“Kris was surprised to learn that Kim was including her new relationship with Kanye West on the show,” a source close to Kris tells RadarOnline.”The crux of Kris’ case for annulment is that Kim married him under fraudulent pretenses and did it for her reality show. Team Humphries wants to know if producers of the Kardashian reality shows were in contact with Kanye prior to the new couple dating or going public with their relationship and what those conversations consisted of.”
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Aaaahhh… the Kardashians. Really, who can keep up? Who wants to? Not I! Anyway, America’s chief famewhorians are dominating the news once again with their antics. It’s more Kimye and more of Lamar Odom‘s NBA woes.
Sadly for Lamar, Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban is speaking out about Lamar’s experience with the team and admitting that filming Khloe & Lamar contributed to his lack of focus. Pimpmomma Kris Jenner is not going to like hearing that!
“I do think that if you know you’re on camera all the time, you know you’re on camera all the time. It means you pay attention to how you’re going to look on camera,” Mark told to ESPN, alluding to the fact that Lamar was more interested in seeking on-court and off-court fame than he was being a team player! Reportedly, Lamar is hopeful he will return to the Lakers as the couple has relocated to LA.
Lamar’s wife Khloe Kardashian admits that it’s unfortunate that it didn’t work out with the Mavericks, but she is excited about moving home to LA. “We’re sad that, especially with the season almost over, and we’re not able to finish the season with the Mavericks,” she told Ellen DeGeneres. “But it’s been such an amazing organization to be part of, and to move to Dallas even though it was short, except for those tornadoes.”
Khloe also talked Kim Kardashian andKanye West‘s media-loving relationship and she is thrilled for the new couple, who she believes is a perfect match! “I like Kanye. I think Kim and Kanye have known each other for a long time. I think that they’re good friends and they’re compatible,” Khloe gushed. “I think a friendship is where good relationships stem from. I think they’re cute together.”
And now that Kim is dating someone famous enough for her family’s approval, no one is holding back from slamming poor sacrificial lamb Kris Humphries! “Honestly I don’t know why this divorce takes so long,” Khloe sniped. “I feel like they’ve been getting divorced longer than they’ve been married and it’s like I don’t know why it’s such a long process.”
“I like Kris as a person…I just do not like them together. And I felt like I said this.” Queen of the famewhores herself, Kris J also had some not so kind words for her former son-in-law. According to RadarOnline, Kris is beyond thrilled by Kim’s illustrious new match which has put her back in the good graces of the media – somewhat.
“She loves that they’re together and thinks Kanye is a huge step up for Kim after her marriage to Kris,” a source reveals. “Dating Kanye puts Kim in a whole new stratosphere.”
“Kris was just a basketball player making a few million dollars a year, but Kanye is a world-wide multi-millionaire superstar,” the source continues. “His money and fame are all going to benefit Kim now and she’s going to have all the perks of being his girlfriend, and her mom thinks this is going to be great for her own career.”
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Are they or aren’t they? Do you even care? Of course Kim Kardashian can’t stay out of the media for three seconds, so naturally she is milking her romance–or fauxmance?–with rapper and d-bag (I love you, Taylor Swift!) Kanye West.
Apparently, a source close to Kim’s husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, is speaking out to Hollywoodlife.com about Kim’s newest conquest. Or would it be Kanye’s newest conquest? It’s hard to have competing famewhores…things get confusing!
Kris’ friend tells the site, “Whether or not they are in a real relationship, it’s a publicity stunt to sell records on his part and more importantly for her, to divert people from talking about her divorce. If anyone deserves each other, it’s these two. They both love publicity and material things.”
Adding speculation to this whole ‘we’re madly in love’ charade, Kim has been photographed several times very publicly leaving Kanye’s apartment. In fact, there’s Kim in the above photo just coincidentally leaving her new beau’s apartment wearing his lounge pants and being like ‘Oh, paparazzi! Where’d you come from?’.
The insider claims that Kim and Kanye’s recent public displays of affection and NYC slumber parties are certainly planned by the duos publicists, citing it is “no coincidence they started the same night his new song dropped.” A song, I might add, that won’t be making my iTunes playlist…I will, however, be downloading Maria’s version of Nyquil.
What song, you’re asking? Of course you’re not asking that–everyone has heard that Kanye’s new single Theraflu references his love for Kim (by name!) and threatens to have Jay-Z kick Kris off the New Jersey Nets. The source continues, “I’m convinced they are the ones who have been tipping off the paparazzi to take their photos everywhere they go so that they can get the publicity. Someone who is calling the paparazzi can’t be as desperate about her divorce as she says she is.”
Kris Humphries isn’t the only Kris who has a “source” close to the story, though. Surprisingly, however, both Kris insiders are in agreement! Someone close to the Kardashian Kamp reveals, “It’s so calculated and of course, Kim’s mother, Kris, is all behind it. Look at all the great PR they are getting. I must say they make a perfect couple. They both love the limelight and can’t get enough attention.”
“This is also a big f–k you to Kris Humphries. I kind of feel sorry for him because Kim is acting like [she] never ever shed a tear for him,” adds the insider. “I don’t understand why the Kardashians think this is a good move for Kim. But believe me everything that family does calculated.”
If you’re anything like me, you’ve been riveted by news of the greatest love story of our time, the relationship between rapperKanye West and professional celebrity Kim Kardashian. This relationship/orchestrated PR effort has many parts to it, and it all ends in the release of Kanye’s new song “Theraflu.” That reminds me, please be on the lookout for my new single, soon to be released on Famewhore Records, titled “NyQuil.”
Gossip fans know that Kim and Kanye’s true love is not a new thing. Kanye’s ex Amber Rose had blabbed about the pair’s dalliances for quite a while now; she claimed that Kim was cheating with Kanye while dating Reggie Bush and Kanye cheated while dating Amber. Now that Kim is single again, the two have re-ignited their old passions, beginning a romantic few days in New York with a screening of The Hunger Games. Nothing says date night like watching teenagers kill each other. As a huge Hunger Games fan, I think Kim and Kanye would live in a special district just for famewhores!
That led to Kim staying over at Kanye’s place, and in a move that was totally not staged for paparazzi, leaving his house in the same clothes she was wearing the night before. That’s right, Kim was doing a walk of shame! We are supposed to believe a highly public figure like Kim, who changes outfits 10 times a day, would show up at Kanye’s without her glam squad on call for a wardrobe change? Interesting. Another article on Radar Online, who will probably submit their articles on this for a Pulitzer prize, stated that Kim had the foresight to change her blouse and put a blazer on. What a relief.
The famous pair was also spotted having lunch at Serafina in New York and shopping at FAO Schwartz, the famous toy store.
Now that Kim is single, her new angle in interviews is that she’s a free spirit who believes in multiple soul mates. In an interview with Cosmopolitan UK, Kim says: ”I think you have different soulmates throughout your life…I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought…I don’t believe in just one soulmate now.” She believes the path to true love is to date as many wealthy celebrities as possible! At least she’s diversifying from athletes and going back to the music industry for her dating pool.
In the same interview, Kim also hilariously claims that all the scrutiny her family has endured through the years (a circumstance of their own making!) has made her “more private.”
“We know that we put ourselves in the public eye. We love doing our reality show and it’s opened doors for us to have clothing lines…and do things that we’ve always dreamed of. So it comes with the territory and we know that. But as I get older and go through certain things, it’s made me want to be more of a private person.”
LOL! I wonder if she said that with a straight face. She wants to be so private she’s totally okay with Kanye name-dropping her in his latest song “Theraflu.” A totally private person would totally agree to these lyrics:
“And I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim / Around the time she had fell in love with him / Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing / Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team”
For those of you who don’t know, “Jay” refers to Jay-Z, who is one of the owners the New Jersey Nets, the team Kim’s ex Kris Humphries plays for.
One person who is allegedly thrilled with this new development, is Kim’s sister Khloe Kardashian. And why wouldn’t she, since this whole mess keeps her family’s name in the tabloids. Don’t you realize that if the Kardashians don’t get attention they wither and die? They are like famewhore flowers. An anonymous source tells Hollywood Life that Khloe thinks Kanye “is a real catch. He’s creative and really fun to be around.”
Apparently, Khloe is star struck! The source says, “I think Khloe is a bit taken with the fact that he is so famous — but then again, this is one of the reasons Kim likes him so much. The whole celebrity thing really appeals to her.”
Then again, the source says Khloe may like Kanye because he’s not Kris. “Khloe thought Kris was too boring and mundane for Kim. Plus, Khloe thinks they would have gorgeous babies.”
I’m starting to think this relationship is only happening because Kanye has a name that starts with “K.”
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Oh, the day is never complete without some Kardashian Kraziness! And today refuses to disappoint, ya’ll!
Star is reporting this week that Kris Humphries is ready to tell the world that his beloved Kimmy was not faithful. He allegedly has proof that Kim was fooling around while they were engaged. Anyone want to start the guesses on who it was?
“Kris is ready to blow the lid off all of Kim’s lies and reveal who she really is. This could be a huge blow to her reputation. It would be a good idea for her to just write him a big, fat check to keep quiet.”
Kris wants to prove to the court that the whole marriage was a sham so that the prenup will be deemed invalid. Interesting. I wonder when he found out this cheating news – before or after the big fundraiser wedding.
I’m not so sure I believe this one since Kim reportedly TRIED to write him a big fat check to keep quiet. A SEVEN million dollar check.
In other Kris Humph news that will blow your mind – or your shatter your funny bone, depending on which way you look at this….
Kris posed for a series of “sexy” photos, and Hollywood Life got a hold of an exclusive shot. See it here. And then come right back to share your reaction!
Kris wants to make sure we know he didn’t shoot these for revenge on Kim. His rep says that isn’t the case: “The allegations that he’s seeking revenge with this photo shoot are false and we remain adamant that personal issues will be handled by his legal team and not in the media.”
Remember the good ole days when everyone thought Khloe Kardashian’s marriage toLamar Odom was a fake and/or wouldn’t last because of how fast it all went down? Well, it looks they’re the couple who are going to make an honest effort and have the last laugh. Khloe is reportedly ready to give up ‘Khloe & Lamar’ to make her marriage work.
A source says that Khloe realized how stressful filming the show has been for Lamar amid his big career change and the negative affect it’s having on his game playing and their relationship.
“Khloe is fighting to save her marriage. She realizes the toll reality TV and being in the public eye has taken on her relationship with Lamar. Khloe wants to make Lamar and starting a family her number one priority right now!”
I think if anyone in the Kardashian/Jenner clan would give up the reality show biz for a more normal life, it’d be Khloe.
In today’s news on the shortest reality marriage of last year, Kris is turning down big money ($7 million!) in an attempt to force the Kartrashians to admit the whole thing was a sham. A friend of Kris’ spilled to the NY Post that “Kris wants Kim to admit to fraud, to admit the whole thing was staged for publicity, to make a public apology to him because he really wanted a marriage.”
Kris is not going to let them get away with making him look like the bad guy: “They are trying to spin Kim as the victim, but Kris isn’t going to stand for it.”
Kris’ team is still pushing hard to force the divorce proceedings be recorded on camera so that the truth comes out once and for all. But the Kardashian camp is fighting this tooth and nail. So ironic that something “real” happens and they don’t want it filmed.
Khloe Kardashian is out to squash the rumors that she and hubby Lamar Odom are on the skids. So, she did what any well-trained celebrity does when they want us know that something is for realz – head to Twitter to overshare. Khloe showed her love for Lamar in a photo collage on her website.
Khloe tweeted “How cute is my hubby?!?!? Hi my loves! Just wanted to post a few pics that I’ve tweeted of me and my hubby recently. It’s been over two years and I still feel like the luckiest girl in the world every single day! There’s no greater feeling than being in love :)” and attached a photo gallery titled “Just A Few Pics Of Me And My Lammy!”
And then she proceeded to write his name in glitter and puffy paint all over her notebook.
Khloe also gave a new interview, explaining that she and Lamar are BFF’s – no matter what the press tries to say. “I say it like I’m kidding, but we’re both obsessed with each other. I’m a very goofy person and although he’s shy, when he’s with me, he’s really playful. He’s my best friend.”
Usually, when celebrities try this hard to convince us they’re TOTALLY in love with their significant other, a breakup is on the horizon, but I’m not so sure in the case of Khloe and Lamar. They seem the more likely of any of the Kardashians to make a relationship work.
As if a pending split with Lamar wasn’t enough, the newest issue of Reality Weekly magazine claims that Kim Kardashian and Khloe are barely speaking these days. A family source shared with the mag that Khloe has had enough of Kim’s bossy ways and the move to Dallas has put an even bigger divide between the sisters.
“Basically, Khloe has been letting Kim have it on all fronts and Kim is refusing to take it. They’re not speaking nearly as often as tehy used to, even when they’re in the same room. They’ve had issues for years, Kim is bossy with everyone but she’s always been especially bad with Khloe. “ The source continues saying that since she married Lamar, Khloe is standing up to Kim a lot more than she did in the past.
The source also said that Kim had mentioned a desire to adopt and Khloe is furious. “She can’t believe that Kim would actually think she’s capable of having a child right now when she can’t even make the right decisions. It’s making it hard on everyone else, but neither of them seem to care. Kim and Khloe are better off having a long break from each other.”
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The Kim Kardashian vs. Kris Humphries divorce war rages on, and I have to say this is the most interested I’ve ever been in Kim. While we all wait for a resolution, the ex-couple continues to battle it out over every detail. Isn’t it funny that their divorce has lasted far longer than their marriage?
In a new edition of Us Weekly (print edition), Kim is apparently fed up with Kris trying to make her life a living hell by refusing to sign the divorce papers quickly and quietly. Team Kardashian is coming out swinging at Kris and accusing him of dragging out the divorce for attention. Which is also funny, because, arguably, she married for attention! They also accuse him of hiding wedding presents only to make a big deal of what happened to the gifts in the press.
“She would grant a divorce in a second, but he won’t sign the papers, he won’t let go,” Kris Jenner a friend of Kim’s reports. “Kris wants to hurt her. He’s doing this to humiliate her, plain and simple.” Even worse, a source accuses Kris of doing all of this to recapture Kim’s attention! Please…
They also believe Kris is a famewhore of the first order, which is a concept the Kardashians are very well acquainted with. “Kris wants money and he wants fame,” a source insists. “His strategy is to keep leaking nasty items about her to the press until she caves and gives him money.” Reports have claimed Kris is seeking as much as $7 million dollars in the divorce settlement in exchange for silence.
Furthermore, Kamp K insists Kris started a “tug-of-war” over the wedding gifts, making it look like Kim selfishly took ownership of all of them. A Kardashian source claims Kris gave “a ton of s**t to his family,” post wedding. “You should check the Humphries’ home in Minnesota for some $27,000 Lalique vases,” he adds.
Kim’s people say the only gifts she kept were the ones given by her guests–as dictated by their pre-nup–and she donated the amount of all the gifts to charity.
Upon learning that the Kardashians were accusing the Humphries of harboring gifts, the family was reportedly disgusted. “That’s not even close to being true at all,” a source for the Humphries family tells HollywoodLife. “Kris’ family received some Bibles and maybe two or three other things, but nothing expensive like Lalique vases.”
Kim, high on delusion, maintains she had no intention of hurting Kris with the divorce, which is why she hasn’t spoken out publicly about her pre-divorce marriage until now - despite the onslaught of magazines that continue to trash him and are filled with so-called anonymous sources. “I’m so ready, emotionally, for this chapter to be over. I want to leave it in my past so I can start fresh,” she tells Us Weekly.
Kris is irate over these so-called reports accusing him of ruining Kim’s life, and he is even more angry that Kim is now making accusations against his family. He believes it’s her own fault her life is such a mess. Which is true.
And Kris is moving forward with his annulment based on fraud. Proving that he’s not backing down to the Kardashians’ “bullying,” Kris filed court documents accusing Kim of “breaching fiduciary duty;” demanding she reveal how much money she earned during their wedding and subsequent short marriage! Did I mention I am liking this Kris more and more?
“A husband and wife are subject to the general rules governing fiduciary relationships which control the actions of persons occupying confidential relations to each other. This confidential relationship imposes a duty of the highest good faith and fair dealing on each spouse, and neither will take unfair advantage of each other,” Kris’ documents state.
“Kris feels that Kim hasn’t given an honest and accurate accounting of money they made while they were married,” a source tells RadarOnline. “Kris has complied with turning over his bank records, credit card statements, but Kim hasn’t, and she has been stalling. Kris didn’t want to take her to court over this, but he isn’t playing Mr. Nice Guy anymore.” A copy of the document is below!
Firing back against the wedding gift accusations, Kris’ court filings stipulate: “A spouse may not make a gift of community personal property, or dispose of community personal property for less than fair and reasonable value, without the written consent of the other spouse.”
And apparently, Kris decided to file these documents a day after Kim came out slamming him in Us Weekly with the cover story “My Divorce Hell!” Kim herself, along with the formidable Kris Jenner, speak out about her dark days following her divorce. Kris apparently timed the fiduciary demands to coincide with Kim’s tell-all and prove that if she continues accusing him of making her life hell, he really will! Yikes – this is getting nastier than I ever expected.
This latest magazine cover, which covertly trashes him while attempting to paint Kim the victim, coupled with the totally false depiction he feels he received on Kourtney & Kim Take New York, has been the last straw.
“Kris has told his lawyer to no longer attempt to reach a settlement with Kim. It’s a waste of time and he is ready to take this to trial, and he will,”a source reveals.”Kris just wants the truth to come out and that is what the courts are for. A judge can decide if the marriage should be annulled on grounds of fraud.” Wow!
“What is Kim so afraid of and why is she fighting their divorce going to trial? Kris’ name has been trashed in the press by Kim’s camp for a very long time, and he has the right to fight back but he isn’t doing it the way she is, and he will have his day in court.” Kris has refused to speak out about his marriage and divorce thus far, even getting upset on a Good Morning America appearance when pressed for details.
Lastly, Kim claims filing for divorce was “the toughest thing I ever had to go through,” and she is finally ready to date again! This time she is staying far away from athletes and celebrities. Kim wants “a lawyer or businessman; something different.” And because she’s picked so many losers herself, she’s hoping her sisters will help her out and set her up!
“Khloe is in Dallas, so I don’t think she knows anyone,” Kim says. “But Kourtney is really practical these days, I would trust her!” Oh God. Run men of Los Angeles, run! An STD is headed your way at warp speed!
IS KRIS MAKING KIM’S LIFE A LIVING HELL? OR IS KIM MAKING KRIS’ LIFE A LIVING HELL? SHOULD KIM TURN OVER FINANCIAL DOCUMENTS? DID KRIS KEEP WEDDING PRESENTS TOO?
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