It’s Friday and time for a whole mess of news about your favorite celebutante, Kim Kardashian. We’ll start with the most exciting news, and that’s the news that Kim and her soon to be ex Kris Humphries will soon be deposed as part of their divorce proceedings. And you know what that means — all kinds of Kardashian dirt is about to emerge!
HuffPo reports that it’s still up in the air whether or not we’ll be treated to a Kim video deposition, which naturally the very shy reality queen does not want to participate in. Kris’s lawyers want her to go first. The pair’s next court date is set for August 15, with their interviews tentatively scheduled for early June. Somehow I have a feeling someone, somehow will get a copy of these depositions. And I can’t wait! Kris’s lawyers are eager to get started and make the decision about whether to pursue a fraud case. Radar has a great quote:
Kris wants a divorce trial so that the truth can finally come out. Amongst other matters, he wants to know about the Ferrari that the couple got from a very wealthy Malaysian businessman that attended the wedding. Kris was at Kim’s house when the car was delivered — it was given to both of them, but Kim has kept sole ownership and has used it extensively. She will be asked about it, under oath, on the stand at the trial.”
Do you thinkKim Kardashian would have gone through with her sham wedding had she known the divorce would not only out-last the nuptials but also threaten to destroy her kimpire? Probably not, but who knows with these fame whores!
In the latest element of the divorce saga plaguing Kim, future ex-husband Kris Humphries is refusing to back down in his quest to expose Kimmie Kakes and her family for the frauds they are. Kris’ lawyers are petitioning to depose Kim on camera – which she is opposed to. I know, Kim opposed to being on film? There’s a first time for everything! Now the ex-couple is also fighting over Kim’s $2M engagement ring. See, Kris wants it back and Kim wants to keep it.
“Kris wants the ring back because the marriage only lasted 72 days and he believes it was based on fraud and deceit. Remember, Kim filed for divorce. Kris paid for that ring, and he just can’t fathom why Kim would want to keep it,” a source close to the exes tells RadarOnline. “It’s not like she is ever going to wear it again. Kris realizes that with Kim it’s all about material objects and she truly treasures things over people in her life.”
Welcome, y’all! It’s your daily dose of Kardashianasty! For those of you who actually expected Khloe Kardashian to shy away from the small screen after bowing out of Khloe and Lamar, think again. HollywoodLife.com is reporting that Khloe would like to try a different television genre. A family insider tells the site, “Khloe wants her own talk show. She had been working on different ideas for a show and Kris [Jenner] was the one who originally came up with the idea.” Wait, what? Pimpmomager Kris wants her daughter to be a talk show host? Well knock me over with a feather, I’m shocked!
Aaahhh… Kim Kardashian, no matter how much you try to distract us with Kimye; your divorce is not going away! And to remind us of how skanky and greedy you are is Kris Humphries!
This past week Kimye enjoyed a PDA-laden dinner at Scott Disick‘s new restaurant RYU, which was of course captured on film for one of the umpteen Kardashian reality shows (for which they recently scored a $40M deal to create). While Kim is focused on making-out, Kris is still focused on annulling that embarrassing 72-day-lapse in sanity also known as his marriage to Kimmie Kakes. And allegedly, Kanye is now part of his plan for proving the Kardashians’ shameless ways!
“Kris was surprised to learn that Kim was including her new relationship with Kanye West on the show,” a source close to Kris tells RadarOnline.”The crux of Kris’ case for annulment is that Kim married him under fraudulent pretenses and did it for her reality show. Team Humphries wants to know if producers of the Kardashian reality shows were in contact with Kanye prior to the new couple dating or going public with their relationship and what those conversations consisted of.”
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Aaaahhh… the Kardashians. Really, who can keep up? Who wants to? Not I! Anyway, America’s chief famewhorians are dominating the news once again with their antics. It’s more Kimye and more of Lamar Odom‘s NBA woes.
Sadly for Lamar, Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban is speaking out about Lamar’s experience with the team and admitting that filming Khloe & Lamar contributed to his lack of focus. Pimpmomma Kris Jenner is not going to like hearing that!
“I do think that if you know you’re on camera all the time, you know you’re on camera all the time. It means you pay attention to how you’re going to look on camera,” Mark told to ESPN, alluding to the fact that Lamar was more interested in seeking on-court and off-court fame than he was being a team player! Reportedly, Lamar is hopeful he will return to the Lakers as the couple has relocated to LA.
Lamar’s wife Khloe Kardashian admits that it’s unfortunate that it didn’t work out with the Mavericks, but she is excited about moving home to LA. “We’re sad that, especially with the season almost over, and we’re not able to finish the season with the Mavericks,” she told Ellen DeGeneres. “But it’s been such an amazing organization to be part of, and to move to Dallas even though it was short, except for those tornadoes.”
Khloe also talked Kim Kardashian andKanye West‘s media-loving relationship and she is thrilled for the new couple, who she believes is a perfect match! “I like Kanye. I think Kim and Kanye have known each other for a long time. I think that they’re good friends and they’re compatible,” Khloe gushed. “I think a friendship is where good relationships stem from. I think they’re cute together.”
And now that Kim is dating someone famous enough for her family’s approval, no one is holding back from slamming poor sacrificial lamb Kris Humphries! “Honestly I don’t know why this divorce takes so long,” Khloe sniped. “I feel like they’ve been getting divorced longer than they’ve been married and it’s like I don’t know why it’s such a long process.”
“I like Kris as a person…I just do not like them together. And I felt like I said this.” Queen of the famewhores herself, Kris J also had some not so kind words for her former son-in-law. According to RadarOnline, Kris is beyond thrilled by Kim’s illustrious new match which has put her back in the good graces of the media – somewhat.
“She loves that they’re together and thinks Kanye is a huge step up for Kim after her marriage to Kris,” a source reveals. “Dating Kanye puts Kim in a whole new stratosphere.”
“Kris was just a basketball player making a few million dollars a year, but Kanye is a world-wide multi-millionaire superstar,” the source continues. “His money and fame are all going to benefit Kim now and she’s going to have all the perks of being his girlfriend, and her mom thinks this is going to be great for her own career.”
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Are they or aren’t they? Do you even care? Of course Kim Kardashian can’t stay out of the media for three seconds, so naturally she is milking her romance–or fauxmance?–with rapper and d-bag (I love you, Taylor Swift!) Kanye West.
Apparently, a source close to Kim’s husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries, is speaking out to Hollywoodlife.com about Kim’s newest conquest. Or would it be Kanye’s newest conquest? It’s hard to have competing famewhores…things get confusing!
Kris’ friend tells the site, “Whether or not they are in a real relationship, it’s a publicity stunt to sell records on his part and more importantly for her, to divert people from talking about her divorce. If anyone deserves each other, it’s these two. They both love publicity and material things.”
Adding speculation to this whole ‘we’re madly in love’ charade, Kim has been photographed several times very publicly leaving Kanye’s apartment. In fact, there’s Kim in the above photo just coincidentally leaving her new beau’s apartment wearing his lounge pants and being like ‘Oh, paparazzi! Where’d you come from?’.
The insider claims that Kim and Kanye’s recent public displays of affection and NYC slumber parties are certainly planned by the duos publicists, citing it is “no coincidence they started the same night his new song dropped.” A song, I might add, that won’t be making my iTunes playlist…I will, however, be downloading Maria’s version of Nyquil. 🙂
What song, you’re asking? Of course you’re not asking that–everyone has heard that Kanye’s new single Theraflu references his love for Kim (by name!) and threatens to have Jay-Z kick Kris off the New Jersey Nets. The source continues, “I’m convinced they are the ones who have been tipping off the paparazzi to take their photos everywhere they go so that they can get the publicity. Someone who is calling the paparazzi can’t be as desperate about her divorce as she says she is.”
Kris Humphries isn’t the only Kris who has a “source” close to the story, though. Surprisingly, however, both Kris insiders are in agreement! Someone close to the Kardashian Kamp reveals, “It’s so calculated and of course, Kim’s mother, Kris, is all behind it. Look at all the great PR they are getting. I must say they make a perfect couple. They both love the limelight and can’t get enough attention.”
“This is also a big f–k you to Kris Humphries. I kind of feel sorry for him because Kim is acting like [she] never ever shed a tear for him,” adds the insider. “I don’t understand why the Kardashians think this is a good move for Kim. But believe me everything that family does calculated.”
If you’re anything like me, you’ve been riveted by news of the greatest love story of our time, the relationship between rapperKanye West and professional celebrity Kim Kardashian. This relationship/orchestrated PR effort has many parts to it, and it all ends in the release of Kanye’s new song “Theraflu.” That reminds me, please be on the lookout for my new single, soon to be released on Famewhore Records, titled “NyQuil.”
Gossip fans know that Kim and Kanye’s true love is not a new thing. Kanye’s ex Amber Rose had blabbed about the pair’s dalliances for quite a while now; she claimed that Kim was cheating with Kanye while dating Reggie Bush and Kanye cheated while dating Amber. Now that Kim is single again, the two have re-ignited their old passions, beginning a romantic few days in New York with a screening of The Hunger Games. Nothing says date night like watching teenagers kill each other. As a huge Hunger Games fan, I think Kim and Kanye would live in a special district just for famewhores!
That led to Kim staying over at Kanye’s place, and in a move that was totally not staged for paparazzi, leaving his house in the same clothes she was wearing the night before. That’s right, Kim was doing a walk of shame! We are supposed to believe a highly public figure like Kim, who changes outfits 10 times a day, would show up at Kanye’s without her glam squad on call for a wardrobe change? Interesting. Another article on Radar Online, who will probably submit their articles on this for a Pulitzer prize, stated that Kim had the foresight to change her blouse and put a blazer on. What a relief.
The famous pair was also spotted having lunch at Serafina in New York and shopping at FAO Schwartz, the famous toy store.
Now that Kim is single, her new angle in interviews is that she’s a free spirit who believes in multiple soul mates. In an interview with Cosmopolitan UK, Kim says: “I think you have different soulmates throughout your life…I will always believe in love, but my idea has changed from what I’ve always thought…I don’t believe in just one soulmate now.” She believes the path to true love is to date as many wealthy celebrities as possible! At least she’s diversifying from athletes and going back to the music industry for her dating pool.
In the same interview, Kim also hilariously claims that all the scrutiny her family has endured through the years (a circumstance of their own making!) has made her “more private.”
“We know that we put ourselves in the public eye. We love doing our reality show and it’s opened doors for us to have clothing lines…and do things that we’ve always dreamed of. So it comes with the territory and we know that. But as I get older and go through certain things, it’s made me want to be more of a private person.”
LOL! I wonder if she said that with a straight face. She wants to be so private she’s totally okay with Kanye name-dropping her in his latest song “Theraflu.” A totally private person would totally agree to these lyrics:
“And I’ll admit, I had fell in love with Kim / Around the time she had fell in love with him / Well that’s cool, baby girl, do your thing / Lucky I ain’t had Jay drop him from the team”
For those of you who don’t know, “Jay” refers to Jay-Z, who is one of the owners the New Jersey Nets, the team Kim’s ex Kris Humphries plays for.
One person who is allegedly thrilled with this new development, is Kim’s sister Khloe Kardashian. And why wouldn’t she, since this whole mess keeps her family’s name in the tabloids. Don’t you realize that if the Kardashians don’t get attention they wither and die? They are like famewhore flowers. An anonymous source tells Hollywood Life that Khloe thinks Kanye “is a real catch. He’s creative and really fun to be around.”
Apparently, Khloe is star struck! The source says, “I think Khloe is a bit taken with the fact that he is so famous — but then again, this is one of the reasons Kim likes him so much. The whole celebrity thing really appeals to her.”
Then again, the source says Khloe may like Kanye because he’s not Kris. “Khloe thought Kris was too boring and mundane for Kim. Plus, Khloe thinks they would have gorgeous babies.”
I’m starting to think this relationship is only happening because Kanye has a name that starts with “K.”
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Oh, the day is never complete without some Kardashian Kraziness! And today refuses to disappoint, ya’ll!
Star is reporting this week that Kris Humphries is ready to tell the world that his beloved Kimmy was not faithful. He allegedly has proof that Kim was fooling around while they were engaged. Anyone want to start the guesses on who it was?
“Kris is ready to blow the lid off all of Kim’s lies and reveal who she really is. This could be a huge blow to her reputation. It would be a good idea for her to just write him a big, fat check to keep quiet.”
Kris wants to prove to the court that the whole marriage was a sham so that the prenup will be deemed invalid. Interesting. I wonder when he found out this cheating news – before or after the big fundraiser wedding.
I’m not so sure I believe this one since Kim reportedly TRIED to write him a big fat check to keep quiet. A SEVEN million dollar check.
In other Kris Humph news that will blow your mind – or your shatter your funny bone, depending on which way you look at this….
Kris posed for a series of “sexy” photos, and Hollywood Life got a hold of an exclusive shot. See it here. And then come right back to share your reaction!
Kris wants to make sure we know he didn’t shoot these for revenge on Kim. His rep says that isn’t the case: “The allegations that he’s seeking revenge with this photo shoot are false and we remain adamant that personal issues will be handled by his legal team and not in the media.”
Remember the good ole days when everyone thought Khloe Kardashian’s marriage toLamar Odom was a fake and/or wouldn’t last because of how fast it all went down? Well, it looks they’re the couple who are going to make an honest effort and have the last laugh. Khloe is reportedly ready to give up ‘Khloe & Lamar’ to make her marriage work.
A source says that Khloe realized how stressful filming the show has been for Lamar amid his big career change and the negative affect it’s having on his game playing and their relationship.
“Khloe is fighting to save her marriage. She realizes the toll reality TV and being in the public eye has taken on her relationship with Lamar. Khloe wants to make Lamar and starting a family her number one priority right now!”
I think if anyone in the Kardashian/Jenner clan would give up the reality show biz for a more normal life, it’d be Khloe.