Kim Kardashian works so hard y’all! The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star was working the late shift last night at TAO in Las Vegas. She had to smile and pose for pictures and stand by a free cake and all they paid her was a paltry $500,000! Man, it’s SO HARD being Kim. Although this $500K was probably a little easier made than that one time she got paid half a million for a date with a creepy old guy and it was a “disaster.”
Kim and her cleavage hung out with some peasants and a few groupies (aka Jonathan Cheban) to celebrate her 34th birthday which was actually earlier this week. Also hanging out with the birthday girl: hubby Kanye West (who is actually SMILING in one photo!), momager Kris Jenner and sister Khloe. Check out Kim’s cake and other pics from the event down below.
Sidenote: I do give Kim a little credit for not having a full on panic attack when SEAS of people like that are waiting to see her (see photo in gallery). That would freak me right out. But at $500,000 I could probably afford a Xanax or two….
Oh those Kardashians! Kris Jenner released a cookbook inspired by the favorite family recipes (those fame hungry Ks!) and recently posted a photo on instagram of her posing with legendary chef and TV personality Gordon Ramsay.
And guess who else posted that very same photo? Gordon Ramsay! Except there’s some discrepancies between the two photos: let’s pretend this is a Highlights Magazine picture search – can you spot the differences between Kris‘ photoshopped version and Gordon’s real version.
We may not have heard the end of Khlomar just yet! Even though Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce from Lamar Odom almost a year ago, sources are reporting that since her break-up with French Montana, Lamar is trying hard to get back into Khloe’s good graces.
Kimye stepped out tonight in Paris in these getups. Our writer Melissa noted, “I see Kanye finally got a collar on his pet dinosaur!”
I’m apparently not evolved enough to understand the deep fashion statement they’re making. So I leave it to you guys. Give us your best interpretations of what profound messageKanye is trying to convey here.
Check out the gallery below – including Kendall striking a pose with her big sister.