I know you all are going to be soooo surprised by what you're about to read, but Kim Kardashian's engagement to Kanye West was filmed for reality TV! I knew pimpmoma Kris Jenner wasn't going to let the ultimate publicity stunt, ratings ploy go to waste – especially with interest waning in America's First Family of Reality Television Atrocities!
In the wake of several unfortunate Kardashian events, including allegations that Kanye would never propose to Kim and that their relationship was fake (I believe it – at least from his perspective!) Kanye planned a big honking proposal – with Keeping Up With The Kardashian kameras in tow!
A member of the orchestra dishes that she was paid four-times her normal rate and required to sign a non-disclosure agreement before performing at the Kimye Proposal Show. The musicians knew 2 days in advance what Kanye was secretly planning and snagged $1k each for the gig.
Bruce Jenner recently separated from wife Kris Jenner. It was the best decision he ever made. It was Bruce who reportedly wanted the divorce and initiated things by moving out of the Kardashian kompound and relocating to Malibu. After being ditched, Kris admitted they are happier apart!
But the famewhoring kouple isn't going to let a little thing like publicity stunt divorce interfere with their reality television empire! This season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Bruce and Kris will reportedly begin dating and moving on from their decades-long marriage. Or not. A source told People that Bruce is certainly not ready to date since he's still recovering from everything Kris put him through. Including that disastrous facelift!
The mouthpiece for the club, which is no doubt enjoying some free publicity thanks to all the chatter, is adamant that the doorman had no clue who the famous reality stars were when they gained entrance underage. While I find that claim a tad fishy (has he never been bored in a grocery store aisle?), I wouldn't doubt the Jenner teens having fake IDs either. However, some new information has come to light that may make those "Kendall and Kylie who?" claims a little less believable.
Of course, if teenage shenanigans aren't your cup of tea, Kris makes sure that there is something for everyone when her children are over exposed in the media. How about some dish on the post-baby selfie seen 'round the world? Apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West worked tirelessly to get the perfect "casual shot." Gracious…I love how humble this family is!
And remember this picture of sixteen-year-old Kylie Jenner and seventeen-year old Kendall Jenner looking, um, over served? Look, I'm not going to lie and say the teenage version of myself never threw a jolly rancher into a Zima and sipped on it at a field party back in the day, but I didn't live in the spotlight, it was before cell phones, and, say it with me…it was so incredibly dumb. Hindsight and all.
Anyhoo, the nightclub is claiming that Kendall and Kylie flashed him some fake IDs. However, a Kardashian/Jenner source swears that the bouncer recognized the girls and was happy to let them in underage.
We all know that things haven't exactly been peachy keen for Lamar Odom. Once seemingly happily married to Khloe Kardashian, the NBA player is in a major downward spiral due to alleged substance abuse and infidelity.
While theKeeping up with the Kardashian's star has remained out of the spotlight, Lamar remains in the tabloids thanks to DUIs and faux Twitter rants expressing his gratitude towards Kris Jenner (we all knew that had to fake, right?). Is there anyone who could possibly draw him out of his cave to tell his version of the events?
No sarcasm intended. We all know Kris loves a headline. Kylie and Kendall probably have an "obtain scandalous headline" bonus in their contracts with momager Kris. Sex themed nightclub? Cha-ching! They're cashing in today!
Kylie, 16, and Kendall, 17, were photographed leaving a 21-and-over club in West Hollywood last night. According to TMZ, the club promotes Wax Rabbit, a new, voyeuristic, hip hop, and nudity nightclub experience, on Tuesday nights.
This season focused on them moving out and got the wheels in motion for the 'marriage in trouble' storyline, and next season – which Bruce will be wholly participating in – will apparently focus on marital demise, life after separation, and of course rekindling the flame (that might be next-next season though!). Hey with ratings down they have to do something!