So far, nothing much has been too shocking about the divorce of Bruce and Kris Jenner. We knew they were separated, we knew they still get along, so it was just another day in entertainment news when they filed identical divorce docs earlier this week.
Which should come as no surprise if you tune into Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Even after their separation in June of last year, Kris and Bruce still remained friendly, often attending family dinners together and continuing to co-parent all of their children.
But c’mon, this is a multimillion dollar divorce, someone has to be upset. Or lawyers have to be fighting somewhere behind closed doors. This cannot be so easy.
Well, this could get awkward because Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons has yet to premiere and apparently French is a fixture on the newest spin-off. Remember how awkward it was to watch Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries break-up on TV, when we already knew it was over?? Deja vu indeed!
But what the sudden break really begs us to ask, is how real was the relationship from the beginning?
Talk about drama! The Kardashians are once again dealing with the FBI, but this time it has nothing to do with Kim Kardashian’s sex tape. This time it is all about mama Kris Jenner and the woman who has been harassing her with nasty phone calls and even death threats.
Can we all please breathe a sigh of relief? After months of rumored diva behavior from his youngest daughters, Bruce Jenner is putting his foot down on who they spend time with. And public enemy number one is rage-addled R&B star Chris Brown.
The breaking point came a few weeks ago, when the Keeping Up With the Kardashians stars attended a pre-VMA party hosted by Brown hours before bullets rang out leaving one attendee, legendary producer Suge Knight, shot six times.
Breaking point indeed! Now, let’s just see if Bruce can get Kris Jenner to back him in this necessary decision.
I interrupt your weekend to bring you this truly gag inducing story. Plus, we can never get enough of the Kardashians, right? I kid, I kid. Clearly, they can’t get enough of themselves, and Kim’s recent nekkid GQ shoot is just more of the same for this crew.
The other day we asked what you thought of Kim’s bare bum and fake tan (missed it? Check it out after the jump! You’re welcome). I thought the picture alone was bad. I was so, so, so wrong. Along with the photograph, Kim also gave an interview in which she brags about her sex life with husband Kanye West, hints about another potential sex tape (she does love to star in those, doesn’t she?), and reveals that Vogue editor Anna Wintour put her stamp of approval on North’s creative name. Poor Anna. She’s losing cool points left and right these days!
The finale of Keeping Up With the Kardashians is FINALLY here! Which means the over the top thoroughly orchestrated storylines and extremely D-list acting is finally coming to an end. We can all exhale and relax. Or at least until E! starts shoving Kourtney and Khloe take the Hamptons down our throats.
The episode begins with a disclaimer that we are able to witness an episode shot almost entirely by Kim Kardashian’s family and friends. Basically this means that both the acting and the cinematography suck tonight. Strap in for one last wild ride folks.
Things begin with a gleeful Kris Jennerscreeching she is in Paris whilst pointing out obvious landmarks like the Eiffel Tower. I feel like issuing a quick apology disclaimer to both France and Italy for having such a nutso family invade their respective countries. Kris is on cloud nine prancing around during her dress fitting. Kanye West and Kris decide she should be showing more cleavage. #NoBoundaries Why does Kanye even want to see old lady cleavage? Kim comes to the rescue and demands Kris keep her boobs in her bra. #ProblemSolved The Jenner-bots look Ah-mah-zing in their bridesmaid dresses, but Kourtney and Khloe are not sold on the look.