So it seems that Kanye West has found his voice because the man cannot stop talking about getting married to Kim Kardashian. I mean, dude, I'm going to let you finish but I had one of the…nothing. I've got nothing. I think we are all going to have to let Kanye finish…and that means it could be a long time before he stops doing interviews about his engagement to the reality star. You know what, though? I'm fine with it. He seems to have quieted Kim for the time being, and I have a feeling that Kim is soon going to only know how to smile and nod like KateKatie Holmes when she was with Tom Cruise.
E! is dishing more on an interview Kanye gave on Monday morning–you know, the one where he discussed finding the perfect ring(s) for the elaborate engagement. He also addressed the dudes who plan on popping the question to their ladies after his Jumbotrontasticlove fest, saying, "I gotta apologize to the race of males for turning [it] up so much." He's far too kind. And humble. Surprisingly, the actual ceremony will be relatively low-key, with Kanye only teasing, "Two words: fighter jets."
Tonight is Kim Kardashian's big ole birthday bash in Las Vegas and one of Hollywood's largest media outlets was BLACKLISTED from the soiree by pimpmama Kris! Access Hollywood went public with the behind-the-scenes insanity, claiming that they were given the boot from tonight's festivities and it's all because they were HONEST when they gave a less than stellar review of Kris' craptastic talk show this summer!
AH wrote on their site, "first, her talk show was not great and she is not a talk show host, no shame in that. The landscape is littered with failed talk shows… Bethenny is finding that out right now…"
Us Weekly has the first footage of Kim's third engagement (her second staged for a reality show and also her second Lorraine Schwartz ring!), and it features Kanye dropping down on one knee, Kim accepting, and a flood of K-fam members and hangers-on (Jonathan Cheban!) rushing the field.
I know you all are going to be soooo surprised by what you're about to read, but Kim Kardashian's engagement to Kanye West was filmed for reality TV! I knew pimpmoma Kris Jenner wasn't going to let the ultimate publicity stunt, ratings ploy go to waste – especially with interest waning in America's First Family of Reality Television Atrocities!
In the wake of several unfortunate Kardashian events, including allegations that Kanye would never propose to Kim and that their relationship was fake (I believe it – at least from his perspective!) Kanye planned a big honking proposal – with Keeping Up With The Kardashian kameras in tow!
A member of the orchestra dishes that she was paid four-times her normal rate and required to sign a non-disclosure agreement before performing at the Kimye Proposal Show. The musicians knew 2 days in advance what Kanye was secretly planning and snagged $1k each for the gig.
Bruce Jenner recently separated from wife Kris Jenner. It was the best decision he ever made. It was Bruce who reportedly wanted the divorce and initiated things by moving out of the Kardashian kompound and relocating to Malibu. After being ditched, Kris admitted they are happier apart!
But the famewhoring kouple isn't going to let a little thing like publicity stunt divorce interfere with their reality television empire! This season on Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Bruce and Kris will reportedly begin dating and moving on from their decades-long marriage. Or not. A source told People that Bruce is certainly not ready to date since he's still recovering from everything Kris put him through. Including that disastrous facelift!
The mouthpiece for the club, which is no doubt enjoying some free publicity thanks to all the chatter, is adamant that the doorman had no clue who the famous reality stars were when they gained entrance underage. While I find that claim a tad fishy (has he never been bored in a grocery store aisle?), I wouldn't doubt the Jenner teens having fake IDs either. However, some new information has come to light that may make those "Kendall and Kylie who?" claims a little less believable.