I honestly think that if the Kardashians had to stay out of the spotlight for even just a day, they would shrivel up or something. Don't they get exhausted chasing fame? As if I don't already know the answer to that! They are never, ever going to go away.
Kim, Kourtney, and Khloe are gracing the cover of this week's print edition of Us Weekly, setting the record straight on all of the relationship rumors planted by mom Kris Jenner to keep her girls relevant swirling around. The magazine touts an exclusive, but it's really just a bunch of sound bites and sources and quotes. It doesn't appear that the sisters were actually interviewed for the article. Shocking, I know!
Earlier this week it was discovered that the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services paid a visit to the Jenner home to investigate reports that Kendall and Kylie were being mistreated.
Among the allegations: Kendall was suicidal and wanting to jump off the Hollywood sign and Kylie was being beaten with a belt. The authorities realized it was all crap shortly after arriving at the home and being presented with proof that everything was fine and Kris could produce evidence that Kylie wasn't even in the country at the time of this supposed belt attack.
Kris Jenner called in to TMZ yesterday (from Australia) to say that she isn't taking this harassment lightly and she is going to hunt down the culprit. Kris is pretty sure she already knows who the caller is.
The Kardashian-Jenner may do and say a lot of questionable things in the name of fame, but they seem to really look out for each other, so this is one rumor we definitely didn't believe.
Kris and Kendall are now over in Australia where Kendall is due for a photoshoot this week. Here's the mother-daughter duo on the red carpet yesterday. Check out the gallery below.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK THERE'S ANY CHANCE THE JENNER GIRLS ARE IN DANGER AT HOME?
Pimpmoma Kris Jenner is up to her old antics again. Not six minutes after Kourtney Kardashian popped out (or should I say yanked out) baby no. 2 – she's pressuring Kourtney to marry long-time boyfriend Scott Disick on national TV. Cause that worked out so well for ol' Kimmie Kakes.
I suppose with Kim's relationship to Kanye West permanently in limbo because of her never-ending divorce trial, Kris has got to focus her attentions on another money and attention generating daughter.
"Kris is the mastermind behind Kourtney and Scott getting engaged and married on TV," Kris' assistant a friend of K-Fam tells Hollywood Life. "She’s the one who initially came up with the idea. She thinks it will bring in huge ratings for the season finale of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.”
Well, this is awkward! Perhaps we won't be seeing Kim Kardashian trying to upstage her sister Khloe on her new X Factor gig, given that her ex-husband (the first one, not Kris Humphries) will be one of the mentors on the upcoming season.
Damon Thomas, who has nothing but not nice things to say about his ex-wife, is going to be a fixture once Khloe starts her hosting gig along side Mario Lopez. I may have to actually tune into the next season to see the whole uncomfortable dynamic of it all! How horrifically amazing! I bet Kris Jenner is beside herself. Loves it!
It's your daily dose of all things Kardashian, so no, they aren't going away any time soon. Kim, expecially, is good at staying in the spotlight and teasing her best friends the paparazzi. After a surprise Italian getaway thanks to beau Kanye West for the reality star's thirty-second birthday, many were questioning whether the rapper was going to put a ring on it.
While there has been no engagement announcement, Kim has been spotted wearing a giant diamond on her pinky finger. You know it's no accident…everything this girl does is to garner speculation and attention. She probably bought it for herself, or it's some new addition to the accessories featured in the Kardashian Kollection.
Can we get a slow clap for everyone's favorite momager Kris Jenner? On the heels of Khloe Kardashian being named an X Factor host alongside Albert Clifford SlaterMario Lopez, we're now learning more about the negotiations–or rather break down in negotiations–that occurred prior to the big announcement.
I, for one, am thrilled to see Khloe separating herself from her sisters in the business world. She needs her own platform to shine, and that will never happen if Kim is involved. I mean, didn't Kim make Khloe's infertility issues about herself when she decided to freeze her eggs so that she could breed on down the line with the tiny rapper? Khloe can't have anything–even a heartbreaking situation–that isn't overshadowed by a certain ego-driven sibling. Mark my words, Khloe and Mario will be sharing strained banter on the upcoming X Factor season, and Kim will streak across the stage, upstaging the next Susan Boyle (yes, I know she was Britain's Got Talent, but her first foray into reality television is still the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Tears.) wearing nothing but Kanye West's $5,000 high tops and a smile. I hate that I can picture it.
Now, we're learning that there is one other person in the family who also needs to reap the headlines when one of her offspring does something right. That's right. Kris Jenner needs to go quietly into the background and watch her creations succeed at…well, just being alive…and talking…in a microphone. Of course, we all know Kris' contract won't allow her to do that!