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Last night on Vanderpump Rules everyone was obsessed with cheating that wasn't going on. 

Things begin with Jax Taylor remembering that he probably would trade Stassi Schroeder in for another psycho. He's modeling for Kitson – male mooodleing is such chaaaaallenging work – especially when you have a famewhore girl model telling you how hot you look.

Actually what really happened is that she saw Jax's tat for Stassi and realized "easy mark" I could swoop in and have sex with this guy and he'd leave Psychossi for me in a heartbeat and then I'd get to be on TeeVee. ME! 

Despite wanting Stassi back, Jax is a little vague about whether or not he's in a relationship. I mean I guess it's hard to explain that you let some girl carry your balls around in a pseudo designer bag and then you go vacuum her apartment every single time she gives them a squeeze. I mean the average stranger might not understand the deep and beautiful nature of their love. 

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Oh Vanderpump Rules – why you make so many menz cry? Perhaps it's because I grew up in the south but I think a man should drown his tears in whiskey instead. Does that make me a cold-hearted biatch Stassi Schroeder?

Last night the gang traveled to LAKE ARROWHEAD, mythical kingdom of all things powerful and magical, or you would have imagined it was by the awestruck way the entire cast said the name over and over again! Jax Taylor is going to implore Stassi's mom to accept him so Stassi will be his girlfriend again. Stassi's mom is pretty much exactly like Stassi – only scarier and with worse hair.

The real reason they're going is so Jax can show Stassi his tattoo – ac-ci-dent-tal-leee, as he takes his shirt off on the beach. "What's that?!" she wonders grabbing his arm? For me… she gasps. 'Next I want you to get my vaj tattoo over your heart. Then I'll love you again. Maybe…' Stassi is slightly disgusted by the gesture but alas her ego explodes into a thousand cosmic rays of gloriosity – someone wants her enough to permanently mutilate their body. Jax and Tom 1 giggle in the bedroom over how well it went. Meanwhile Stassi complains to her mom about how desperate Jax is. 

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Stassi Schroeder is up to her same antics of systematically destroying everyone around her. Thankfully Vanderpump Rules favorite sociopath hasn't changed. Where are the proper authorities?

Last night Stassi cemented that Scheana Marie, briefly her friend, was once again her enemy. Stassi believes that Scheana is on an unrelenting quest to become her, to like BE Stassi. Which would mean Scheana also wants to be WITH Jax Taylor.

Speaking of Jax, I'd like to take an informal poll on how high we think his IQ is: 3? 8? Maybe 15 on a generous day? Despite being humiliated and constantly berated by Stassi he desperately wants her back. So desperately that he got a secret tattoo to prove his love. She maintains he isn't doing anything to earn her trust back except give her truly exceptional sex with lots of acrobatics and WWF maneuvers. #gag

Over at SUR things are still topsy-turvy. Strangely it's not decimating business so Lisa Vanderpump decides to install a new bar in the garden. With construction underway she now needs to find the perfect sexy bartender. Not Jax! Oh no – his crazy is old news slimy like fruit a couple days past the expiration date. Someone different… someone outside the incestuous cess pool. Someone like Katie Maloney's boyfriend Tom. Enter Tom 2. 

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Vanderpump Rules - Season 2

Last night was the season premiere of Vanderpump RulesEveryone on this show needs a Lysol bath and a therapist for their narcissism.

Stassi Schroeder, Princess of Booze, Bitchiness, and Over-inflated Egos, has not changed one bit! She is now on a quest for world domination, something she plans to write the POTUS about. Stassi wants to make it a law that she has a pet zombie. I thought Jax Taylor was her pet zombie? 

Jax is still in loooourve with Stassi, but doing everything humanly (and zombie-ly) possible to screw it up. All Jax's groveling and begging her dad for forgiveness doesn't count if he's still planning on dipping his wick in the non-insane bitch ladies pool!

Other than JaxAssi acting JaxAssi-ish, Scheana Marie has gone full-fledged SWF nutty! Let's talk about her, shall we? In the off-season Scheana has devoted every moment of her life to worshipping Lisa Vanderpump and replacing Brandi as the object of Lisa's maternal affections. Can't Giggy have a baby already? Scheana has also decided Pandora is her BFF - and even better, they share a birthday. 

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Last night was a dual reality TV series premiere party event.  Not only did the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills celebrate their season 4 kickoff, the Vanderpump Rules cast was also in the house to let loose and toast their season 2 premiere. 

Tom Sandoval, Kristen Doute, Stassi Schroeder, Katie Maloney, Scheana Marie, and Jax Taylor posed with mentor, matriarch and boss lady Lisa Vanderpump. Maybe Lisa requested a joint premiere for both shows since she seems to be on the outs with a majority of her RHOBH co-stars?   

Kudos to Stassi for livening up this sea of black and metallic with her bright blue number.

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Our favorite reality TV stars can't get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy! 
 
Above:  Snooki & JWoww star Snooki tweeted,  "Shout out to our 'Snooki & JWoww are such trash' haters."

Below you'll find Twitter pics from Rachel Zoe, Kandi Burruss, Curtis Stone, Tamra Barney, Alexia Echevarria, Jessica Robertson, Big Ang, and more.
 
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Reality TV stars turned out last night to attend the Star magazine Scene Stealers event at Tropicana Bar at The Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. 

Adrienne Maloof showed up with her young beau, and Zing vodka in hand.  Also in attendance were several of the cast members of Vanderpump RulesJax Taylor, Kristen Doute, and Scheana Marie.  New Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Joyce Giraud also made an appearance, along with Laura and Gloria Govan, GG from Shahs, Renee Graziano, Jackie Christie and others. 

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OK! Magazine's SO SEXY event

Brandi Glanville put her people skills to good use again last night as the hostess of the OK! Magazine SO SEXY event at Skybar. (For those who have asked, Brandi is wearing a piece from S.I.C. Couture.)

Brandi's RHOBH co-stars Marisa Zanuck, Yolanda Foster and her BFF Jennifer Gimenez turned out to support her. Also in attendance was the cast of Vanderpump Rules, including: Stassi Schroeder, Sheana Marie, Kristen Doute, Katie Maloney, and Tom SandovalHollywood Exes (WHEN is season 2 finally premiering??!) star Mayte Garcia was also an attendee, along with Natalie Nunn and others. Even Lisa Vanderpump's daughter Pandora showed up for the fun!

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