But my fears have been allayed. The Don't Be Tardy star, who is currently expecting baby no. 5 and smoking right on through her pregnancy, is also moving into the new house! Big Poppa's townhome is their residence no more. Kim has been blowing up instagram and twitter with news and photos of the new digs and all the "hard work" she put in supervising the decorating.
"I think I missed my calling! My builders and ppl who have seen my house all say I should be a decorator! I have the vision!," Kim announced on twitter. Um… We've seen the tackery she chooses when left to her own devices!
Kim and hubby Kroy Biermann are busy packing away as the new house is mere days away from being finished! Even Kim's wigs have been working overtime…
The expectant Don't Be Tardy star was initially spotted on the beach puffing away before she went public with her pregnancy. And yesterday morning Kim was photographed as she chatted on the phone outside her home. I guess the positive thing to note here is that at least she's not smoking in the house with Ariana, Brielle, KJ and Kash.
Before the big pregnancy reveal, Kim toted her existing kids to Turks and Caicos to celebrate Brielle's 16th birthday. Proving she is so the daughter of Wigs Delightful, Brielle complained, "It's not the Bahamas, but I'll take it."
Apparently it's not that Brielle has anything against Turks and Caicos, she has something against Kroy Biermann coming along on the vacation, screwing up yet another Wig family tradition. Oh and she really wants a car.
Pregnancy rumors have been swirling for several weeks and Kim's growing baby bump was on full display during her recent vacation. Kim avoided commenting so that she could make the grand announcement on her show.
Kim and Kroy are already parents to Kash and KJ, as well as Kim's daughters from previous relationships, Ariana and Brielle.
On last night's episode of Don't Be Tardy, our favorite wig-wearing delusionite came up with a new reason for why she can't do anything for herself.
Apparently Kim Zolciak now has ADD and it's the all the fault of that pesky birth control chip known as the IUD. So what's a lady of the wigdor to do? Yank it out in the powder room all by herself, y'all! Don't Be Classy!
Things begin with Kim at home roaming around pretending to be busy while the nannies hover in the corner just to the left of screen. In the meantime Brielle is doing everything possible to get Kim's attention while Kim talks about herself and pretends she's sooooooooo busy. Brielle says that now that Kim is married to Kroy Biermann and dealing with the boys she feels like she never gets anytime with her mom alone.
The Don't Be Tardy star has apparently been hiding the pregnancy because she's probably brokering some big announcement with a tabloid. Hot on the heels of the news, The Daily Mail captured Kim allegedly smoking while sporting a noticeable baby bump during a recent vacation with her family.
Last night on Don't Be Tardy, the Biermann family celebrated Christmas and argued about traditions. See, Kim Zolciak's traditions include dropping thousands upon thousands on tacky Christmas decorations like she lives in the White House where as Kroy Biermann's traditions include embracing the true meaning of Christmas: family and quality time.
Eventually in a Bravo-tized version of The Christmas Carol, Wigenezer Scrooge realizes Christmas isn't about Cartier and $4000 diamond-studded Christmas trees with a LV logo, but about the people you love the most!
Things begin with Kim trying to convince us she's a young woman of 35 by getting Thermage, a laser face lift. At first I thought Kim must be getting vaginal rejuvenation because her skirt slit was so high she was borderline in need of a black modesty bar to hide the ladybits. I was wrong though – apparently one just wears really revealing clothing to the dermatologist!