Kris Jenner has decided the perfect pimpmomager monitor is the trusty old Google Alert – I mean why actually parent when you can just get a ping in your inbox while getting a manicure or arranging another million-dollar faux wedding for one of your spawn?
"Sometimes that's how I keep track of these kids, because they're everywhere," Kris said discussing her parenting techniques with Australia's 2DayFM. "And if I don't have my little Google alert every morning, how am I going to keep up with these Kardashians?" See what she did there?!
Okay, okay, admittedly we all like to give Kanye West a lot of crap, but Yeezus, he certainly asks for it! Whether he's throwing a tantrum, gifting Kim Kardashian with a God awful bag (the value of which could wipe out most of my student loan debt), or planning honeymoons to outer space, he certainly invites the jokes. However, this new story that is developing is just downright horrible, and it makes me actually side with 'Ye.
Nobody puts Yeezy in a corner…unless, of course, you're a jackass eighteen-year-old who wants to gain fifteen minutes of fame by being a racist, gross douchebag. That, I can't tolerate, no matter how much I like to snark on the tiny rapper. Of course, Kanye didn't take kindly to the ignorant ass' comments, and he laid the smack down. Sounds about right…
Yes, if Kanye West gets his way, he and Kim Kardashian will honeymoon in space. Now, I normally ignore the ridiculousness that comes out of Kanye's mouth, but I'm all ears today. Someone seriously needs to make sure these two narcissists do, in fact, receive two tickets to outer space.
Two ONE WAY tickets. And they can take that hideous purse with them.
A source recently shared with Grazia magazine, "Kanye is obsessed with space and anything sci-fi – he's shot many spaceship-themed videos and he even considered training as an astronautical engineer. Now he is fixated on the idea of honeymooning in space." Yesss! Good riddance!
I have to say, I feel so badly for Khloe Kardashian. She seems to be the most level-headed and genuine of her crazy, materialistic, fame-hungry family, and she seemed sincerely dedicated to making her marriage to Lamar Odomwork. Even after Lamar's alleged drug abuse and affairs became tabloid fodder, Khloe seemed to ignore all of her mother's unspoken family rules and tried her best to stay out of the limelight.
Of course, now Khloe and Lamar are divorcing after five years of marriage after much speculation. Pimpmomager Kris Jenner has been too busy touting how happy she is for Kim's #blessed relationship with Yeezus and their beautiful baby North to comment on Khloe's misfortune. Plus, she's super busy maintaining a friendship with her estranged husband Bruceand chatting up Kendall'sfriendship with Harry Styles with her best gal pal Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb on the Today Show. Kris and Kathie Lee together? Poor, poor Hoda.
Kim Kardashian is all smoke and mirrors – and photoshop and plastic surgery – so when she posted some new workout selfies of her looking drastically thinner and more in shape, red flags raised.
In the shots the Keeping Up With The Kardashian star is boasting super toned abs, a very teeny-tiny waist, and a tight butt – and she looks great. Except is it really her?
If you look closely at the background the images are all wobbly (door frame curved) making it suspiciously edited looking. Add that to the fact that recent photos of Kim do not support this being her real figure.
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Recently the media has been all abuzz about Rob Kardashian moving to Miami. Rob is over the media machine that has become his family and has specifically had it with his pushy, over-bearing pimpmomager Kris Jenner, reportedly.
“Rob feels like his family can’t see anything beyond the spotlight,” a source tells In Touch Weekly. “But he wants more for himself than fame.”
At the center of his frustration is Rob's struggle with his weight. He's been increasingly distant from family events even refusing to appear on the family Christmas card because of his weight.
Instead of supporting him as he got healthy, Rob feels his family tried to humiliate him on Keeping Up With The Kardashians and then use weight loss as a storyline and media ploy.
“I love the new year, new beginnings," Khloe confesses to British Cosmopolitan as next month's cover girl. "I need a good fresh start; I’m excited for this year to be over with. You only live once so let’s make that one time perfect. We can’t fix our mistakes and imperfections, so let’s have fun. You get what you give out in life."