Guest list? Check. Ridiculous confidentiality agreement for said guests? Check. Doing something about that pesky battery charge? Check. It seems that Kanye West can finally relax and enjoy planning his upcoming nuptials to Kim Kardashian now that he's pleaded no contest to allegations of misdemeanor battery and grand theft after some beef with a paparazzo at LAX in back in July.
The tiny rapper didn't appear in court yesterday for his sentencing, but he can put the incident behind him–on the criminal side at least–and focus on what's important…like whether he should let Kris Jenner film his wedding for Keeping up with the Kardashians.
If you happen to make the short list for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's intimate wedding ceremony (cough, cough), you're going to have to check you iPhone at the door…and basically sign your life away. Surprised? Not really! Kimmie's third wedding is going to be tight when it comes to confidentiality.
According to multiple sites, Kim's nuptials to the tiny rapper will be closely monitored, and they won't risk any guests getting Instagram worthy pics or vids before they can sell their photographs to the highest bidder…and E! can televise yet another one of Kim's big days.
Kris Jenner will put her family's name on just about anything! The Kardashians have clothing lines, make-up, and dietary supplements. What's next? Shredded cheese? Nope! Actually "what's next" is a line of travel packages designed by each family member as they try to sell you their dream vacation. Only for them it's not a dream vacation, it's called a Tuesday.
The family has partnered with a travel company that promises to give us regular folks the opportunity to travel in style. The packages promise to be how you'd imagine your favorite Kardashian to vacation, with the most expensive ones based on Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's lavish lifestyle. So will they be offering an option to go to outer space? Seriously, who would pay for this?
Look I'm just gonna say it straight out: I don't believe this anymore than I believe Kim Kardashian's butt (or her relationship to Kanye West) is real!
Last week Kimplayed the role of paid escort to billionaire Richard Lugner at the Vienna Opera Ball. After taking his money, she proceeded to complain about him all over the media. Now Kim is claiming her trip to Vienna was even worse than we imagined!
“Some woman started screaming obscenities at me for being in a mixed-race relationship…and went on for about five hours,” the Keeping Up With The Kardashians star whined to Piers Morgan. “They called the police when we landed, and she was taken away. But it was so disgusting.”
The guest list for Kim Kardashian and the tiny rapper's intimate wedding may have just gotten smaller by two people. While the producers of Keeping up with the Kardashians want to film yet another of Kim's weddings for the show (they need a story line, y'all!), putting the hoopla affair on E! may cost Kanye West his desired best man.
As Kim preps for her big day (shouldn't be too hard to plan for given that it's her third), sister Khloe Kardashian is strutting her stuff now that she's newly single. She sported the above outfit (is she going for hillbilly dominatrix?) while attending a Rick Ross concert. I guess she doesn't want to get lost in the shuffle, but I doubt that outfit will help Kim convince Beyonce that her wedding to Yeezy will be a classy affair!
So both Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian were the victims of robberies recently. It would only make sense that they find new places to reside so it wouldn't happen again. Not really, of course, but after Khloe discovered more than $200,000 worth of jewelry was missing while moving out of her marital home with Lamar Odom, she's finally found a new place to stash her pricey belongings.
In case you were curious, Khloe is a true Bielieber. After selling her home to the star of The Big Bang Theory, Khloe is set to purchase the douchiest house in Calabasas. That's right! She's buying Justin Bieber's party pad. I am sure his neighbors are overjoyed that the egg-slinging jackhole popstar is moving to Atlanta. Atlanta? Not so much. Speaking of, Kris Jenner's house is on the market as well…at least the exterior, that is! Confused? Keep reading!
Do we know the whereabouts of the Bling Ring? Really, are they in jail? Filming a new season of Pretty Wild (I loved that awful show #sorrynotsorry)? Collecting Hollywood paychecks as residuals for the major motion picture that was made about them? The authorities in Calabasas, California may want to find out what that crazy gang of kids has been up to as of late because someone has been ripping off the Kardashians.
Both Khloe Kardashian and sisterKourtney have been robbed recently…and the instances may be connected. Quick, someone call Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson because this could be a job for them (totally obsessed with True Detective when I'm not watching reality shows!). Seriously, it is odd that both sisters were targeted by criminals at the same time.