When you're a Kardashian, life lessons aren't the same as they are for us normal folk. For example, if I assaulted a paparazzo and stole her expensive camera (complete with a memory card containing celebrity photos allegedly worth thousands of dollars), I'd be in jail. Yes, jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Of course, in this scenario, someone would have to be following me around and taking my picture…which would mean I was at least semi-famous (a girl can dream!)…
However, if you're Rob Kardashian and you do the same, you end up with a slap on the wrist…if you could even call it that!
The countdown is on for the arrival of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's baby, and no one is happier about it than Kris Jenner's bank account her family. While she's the one Kardashian sister who has yet to start a family, Khloe Kardashian Odom is waiting with baited breath for her sister to give birth. I've said it before, and I'll say it again…Khloe has got to be the most down-to-earth member of the Kardashian klan.
It won't be long before fans are introduced to little Kimye, Jr., and I'm trying to start an office pool on due dates and crazy baby names. Sadly, we won't be treated to any more fancy maternity wear…
So this may be the least surprising thing you've ever read here at Reality Tea. A Kardashian (or Kardashian sycophant!) behaving badly.
Scott Disick was recently paid handsomely to get his lord on at a Houston club, but unfortunately the professional reality star wasn't very professional when it came to interacting with fans. Fans, who apparently have way too much money, paid $300 to party with Scott and were instead ignored as he neglected them to sulk in a private seating area.
“Scott and his entourage arrived at 12:15 a.m. and went directly to their section near the DJ booth on the lower level of the club,” the eyewitness told In Touch. “But when they got there and the clubgoers started taking pictures, Scott just looked away from the sea of people with their cameras flashing.”
In a battle of the hard-rocking against the famewhoring, my money will always be on Motley Crue. Iconic hairbander Nikki Sixx had enough of Kim Kardashian's vapid tweeting in light of the utter devastation in Oklahoma on Monday, and I have to applaud him. While many were expressing their sorrow at the horrific tornadoes that tore through the state, a clueless Kim was hawking her cosmetics brand.
Don't get me wrong, I know Kim meant no harm…she wasn't thinking. She never is. However, that's not really an excuse for her anymore. I'd be happy to give anyone a pass for being unknowingly insensitive, but she literally makes a career of it. Thankfully, Nikki said what the rest of the Twitterverse wanted to say.
You know how those Kardashian sisters roll…always in the midst of a lawsuit. Well it seems that their inability to be creative habit of borrowing ideas is rubbing off on they friend and E! prince Ryan Seacrest who finds himself on the receiving end of an infringement suit.
At least he's not alone, as Khloe KardashianOdom and husband Lamar Odom are about to find themselves in the same boat as dear, ol' Ryan. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so the state of New York should feel extra special right about now!
Do you want to be a guest on Kris Jenner's talk show? She may be forced to look to the little people if the newest rumors are true. Sources are saying that theKardashian matriarch and pimp momager is hurting for famous guests.
While Kris is good at squeezing dollars out of her famous daughters, I can't quite picture her in the role of talk show host…
Another day, another lawsuit seems to be the mantra for the Kardashian family, but this one actually ends with the little guy prevailing. Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe's cosmetics line Khroma Beauty is being renamed after a Florida based make-up line won its trademark dispute with the reality family.
The business called Kroma Makeup was seeking $10 million in damages, but instead Kroma is rebranding itself as Kardashian Beauty. The sisters' products have already been produced and are ready to hit the shelves, but plans have been put on hold due to the massive relabeling.
You have to hand it to Khloe Kardashian Odom. She's the sister who seems to get the most flack from the public, yet to me, she seems like the most honest and down-to-earth one of the bunch. It's not her fault that sister Kim made a sex tape and her mom Kris Jenner used that to catapult the family into major famewhoredom.
In a new interview, Khloe talks openly about her body image, public scrutiny, and her mom's blatant favoritism of Kim. And speaking of Kris, after the jump you can check out a picture of her new talk show set because yes, that's apparently going to be a real thing. Gracious.