Man – I’m disappointed in Bravo. They left out all the fun stuff from Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills to focus on Kim “RAMBLES OF MY SOBRIETY” Richards. Yes, we missed Eileen Davidson announcing she’s driving her Ford Flex to collect her Emmy, so we could instead hear KimKillah wax poetic about all the terrible things HARRY did while Lisa Rinna was sleeping, only to deny she ever said them because she doesn’t remember, only to admit she made the whole implication up! Anyway, Bravo – more Emmys and less Kimmies. (And how gorgeous did Eileen look in her Emmy gown).
So, what else happened. Oh – Yolanda Foster “downsized.” With Mauricio as her guide towards these uncharted territories of humble abodes, Yolanda house hunted. Yes – she realized having a 4,000 tree lemon grove was just a touch too much even for her perma-master cleanse state of being, so she looked at houses in the 8,000 – 4,500 square-foot range. But oh, they were just not for Yo!
Kyle Richards has had a traumatic season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. From physical altercations, to major family dramas, to losing and gaining friendships. But hey, at least she finally got back into the good graces of viewers! KaChanelChing for popularity!
With part 3 of the reunion featuring a dramatic showdown between Kyle and Kim Richards over Kingsley biting Kyle’s daughter Alexia, Kyle has some information to clear-up. She also comments on Brandi Glanville‘s ridiculous accusations and Lisa Rinna‘s text message drama.
In her final blog, which Kyle admits she didn’t “want to write” (but she is contractually obligated to (and isn’t going to run-out and get smashed at a posh hotel then assault police officers instead of doing her job), she says things between herself and KimKillah have a long, long, LONG way to go before they’re resolved. If ever… but she is done taking the blame and keeping quiet!
One might think that being arrested for public intoxication and assaulting a police officer at a swanky Beverly Hills hotel would be rock bottom for Kim Richards, but not so say sources who reveal Kim has isolated herself from friends and family and remains completely in denial about her drinking. Guess that’s why she’s buddied up to enabler Brandi Glanville!
Kim, who was arrested on Thursday at Beverly Hills’ Polo Lounge when she refused to leave after disturbing and harassing other patrons, continues to insist she’s fine and doesn’t need help with her super amazing sobriety. She just got drunk that one time to deal with her horrible pain of being a reality star and her sobriety is perfect and she’s been sobriety for three years! Don’t talk about my sobriety which isn’t a problem having a sobriety! So everyone leave MY SOBRIETY alone! I digress.
As we all know Kim Richards was arrested yesterday for public intoxication, trespassing, resisting an officer and battery on a police officer. Are we allowed to discus Kim’s super awesome amazing soberist-sobriety now? Because we’re going to – even if she threatens to reveal some deep dark terrible secret about me that I don’t even know about myself!
The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star was nabbed at the Beverly Hills’ Polo Lounge around 1:30 am after officers received complaints from hotel security about Kim harassing customers and refusing to leave despite repeated requests by security.
Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Max Subin stated that when officers arrived on the scene Kim “appeared to be under the influence of alcohol” and was “combative” towards the officers.
Kyle Richards cannot seem to make amends with Kim Richards – and it’s probably because Kyle Richards, bless her heart, cannot stop talking about Kim to the media. And we know how Kim hates it when anyone talks about one of the 3 million things she doesn’t want to admit to! She might just start making up threats…
Lisa shared her thoughts on Kim Richards and Brandi Glanville‘s friendship. “I think upon reflection, it has been pretty obvious after months of filming the intent of some to insert themselves into an already fractious situation. Kim obviously felt bolstered by BG, much to her detriment, as she became a victim of her own volatility. I doubt since filming has wrapped whether there has been much interaction between BG and Kim,” said Lisa. “It would surprise me greatly if this supposedly close relationship is still flourishing.”
In her blog, Eileen Davidson addressed Lisa‘s texts and questioned why Kim gets to decide what can and what cannot be discussed on camera.
ICYMI, Lisa texted to Kim, “Be very careful or I will f-ck you up. You be nice to your sister, you believe her, and stop telling lies. In that order. You need to get wise. Brandi is not telling the truth. She is lying. I should have said that in that moment, but I didn’t want another Amsterdam to happen and it would have. Your behavior and the way you treat people is not okay. You are nasty and you need to be stopped now.” The threat aside, Eileen said the text was “right on.”
OK, I’m kidding. But seriously – where was this so-called 11th hour smoking gun we were supposed to be getting?! Can I get a RHOBH reunion refund? I was fully preparing myself for the news that Kim and Kingsley had gotten married in Vegas and were having a child using Brandi Glanville as a surrogate.
But no… apparently the big drama was Lisa Rinna had a momentary lapse where she morphed into Brandi and threatened to F–k Kim up via text. Wielding f-bombs and empty threats is hardly exciting news – Kim and Brandi do it habitually to the point that it’s the almost menopause mama who cried “F–k!”