On last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, we saw the final installment of the Thailand vacay. Kim Kardashian continues to believe kids are fashion accessories and momentarily contemplates taking a Thai orphan home. Brody Jenner puts his protective big brother panties on and Khloe Kardashian opens up more about the disaster she once called her marriage..
Things kick off with a group boxing session. Khloe may or may not be visualizing the instructor is Lamar’s cheating a$$. She is a machine. Everyone is impressed and applauds her strength. Brody and Kim feel Khloe should quit kicking the instructors a$$ and just tap his a$$ instead. Kim decides it’s her turn in the ring after all she wants people to clap for her too! Apparently she doesn’t like to get her hands dirty, and instead opts to ding the bell. Everybody claps Kim’s big achievement.
Happy Birthday to a few of our favorite (and not so favorite) stars from Shahs of Sunset, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Teen Mom, Real Housewives of New Jersey, and more. See which reality TV stars celebrate a birthday in August:
Kym Johnson – Aug 4, 1976
Reza Farahan – Aug 5, 1973
Betsey Johnson – Aug 10, 1942
June Shannon – Aug 10, 1979
Maci Bookout – Aug 10, 1991
Kylie Jenner – Aug 10, 1997
Spencer Pratt – Aug 14, 1983
Tom Colicchio – Aug 15, 1962
Joe Gorga – Aug 15, 1979
Jase Robertson – Aug 16, 1969
Giuliana Rancic – Aug 17, 1974
Carole Radziwill – Aug 20, 1963
Brody Jenner – Aug 21, 1983
Caroline Manzo – Aug 23, 1961
LeAnn Rimes – Aug 28, 1982
Alana Thompson – Aug 28, 2005
Tanisha Thomas – Aug 29, 1985
Chelsea Houska – Aug 29, 1991
Courtney Stodden – Aug 29, 1994
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On last night’s episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians the Kardashian Klan invaded Thailand for a family vacation. Our condolences go out to Thailand. Kim Kardashian decides to torture gift Kanye West with a book of selfies. Rob Kardashian goes MIA and Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner bicker like an old married couple, that is no longer married. Go figure.
Things kick off at Rob’s apartment. Khloe Kardashian is homeless y’all. I find it hard to believe anyone with an estimated net worth of $18 million could be homeless. Not to mention her mother has a home the size of Disneyland and her step father offered her to crash at his Malibu mansion just last episode. Nice try Khloe, but you my dear are not homeless and I don’t expect to see you at the soup kitchen anytime soon. Khloe and Rob’s relationship is borderline incestuous. Actually it’s not even borderline, it just is. Rob gifts Khloe with sex toys as a welcome present and Khloe announces she will wear lingerie for him. Khloe admits their relationship is like a married couple. I can’t believe I’m going to say this – I’m actually looking forward to Kim taking selfies.
It was another busy weekend for the Kardashian-Jenner clan. The family celebrated Khloe Kardashian's 30th birthday, hunted for $20 million apartments in NYC for Kim Kardashian and of course filmed it all for their reality show and showed off some interesting fashions for the cameras.
Khloe turned 30 and celebrated with two birthday parties. At the first soiree, her boyfriend-but-not-boyfriend French Montana gifted her with jewelry (a ring and two sets of grillz) and a Jeep Sahara, totaling over $100,000. The second party was held aboard a yacht.
In between Khloe's two birthday bashes, Kim and her family went apartment hunting in NYC. Kim is reportedly looking for a $20+ million dollar home with more privacy. <insert reality camera joke here>
After the second episode back on Keeping up with the Kardashians, I believe that it has become clear this show should be retitled Keeping up With Kris Jenner – with cameo appearances made by relatives and ex-husbands. The episode kicks off with the ever adorable Penelope and Mason Disick. Oh Ryan Seacrest you know how to lure us in!
Khloe Kardashian is on a mission to get Miss Penelope to say her name. Naturally she decides to use food as a bargaining chip. Not just any food; she’s using ice-cream and sprinkles! Unfortunately for Aunt Khloe, Penelope suffers from selective mutism and shows no interest in Ko-Ko’s tactics. Miss Penelope has better will power than I do, that’s for sure!
For her first dress of the night, Kendall went commando (Sonja Morgan would be so proud!) in a Fausto Puglisi gown with huge gold and crystal embellishments. I'm getting a Kim Kardashian vibe from this dress and it feels too old and not very "summery", no?
Kylie arrived in this cute orange embroidered mini dress but later changed and wore a pretty revealing top with a plunging neckline during the broadcast. Kylie is still a minor and while we've seen much more of her in bikini selfies, does it feel too grown up?
Also, there has been a lot of talk and speculation over Kylie possibly having had some plastic surgery. We've got a few close-ups of her face in the gallery below. Tell us if you think she looks drastically different or if it's just makeup tricks.
Both girls are looking like they're channeling big sister Kim.
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Brandi Glanville was pretty in pink at the LadyLike Foundation 6th Annual Women Of Excellence Scholarship luncheon in L.A.
Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian films her new spinoff with sister Khloe. Snooki met a wookie (aka Chewbacca), Joyce Giraud stepped out for the Lambda Legal 2014 West Coast Liberty Awards in Beverly Hills and Kyle Richards supported the Children Mending Hearts 6th annual fundraiser 'Empathy Rocks: A Spring into Summer Bash.'