As always, I think the Secrets Revealed episodes are better than most of what we’ve seen throughout season. And Vanderpump Rules was no exception!
Jax Taylor is totally having a pre-midlife crisis. He’s too old for a quarter-life crisis (let’s be honest, no one expects him to live to be 120 years old) and technically he’s too young for a mid-life crisis, so he’s in a 2/3 life crisis, which means having 400 birthday parties dedicated to doing things kids should do. Like the trampoline park where Tom 1 suggests they play dodgeball on teams of Jax plus all the women he’s slept with, vs. Tom and all the people Jax hasn’t slept with! Bouncing boobs of many incarnations (Jax being the biggest boob of all).
Actually, it was the season of Jax, and, it was totally too much Jax (his shenanigans have overstayed their welcome), but here we go again! At least for the last time.
Last night was the final episode in this endless season of Vanderpump Rules. I celebrated making it to the end with a Vanderpump Rules worthy fancy cocktail of my own creation.
Oftentimes while watching this show, I mentally compare it to The Wizard of Oz. I imagine all these aimless WeHo-ers, orange as oompah-loompas, wandering the LA scene asking The Wizard, Lisa Vanderpump, for some guidance, but even Lisa doesn’t know what to do with these half-humans and sometimes must simply order them to “shut up.”
So last night Lala Kent got a conscience, Jax Taylor pretended he got a heart, and Scheana Marie demonstrated that selling her soul to Andy Cohen the reality TV satan granted her eternal selfishness. Congrats!
A lot of the conversation comes back to Rob since he was Scheana’s favorite thing to talk about all season long. Lala’s boyfriend has never even appeared on camera, yet he was a major part of Lala’s storylines for the past two seasons. Now the Vanderpump Rules cast members are sharing their opinions about their costars’ (current and former) significant others.
Anyone who watches Vanderpump Rulesis well-aware that Lala Kentmakes her own rules. She has somehow managed to stay on a reality TV show without actually sharing any bit of personal life.
It makes sense that her boyfriend Randall Emmettwould not want to subject himself to being on the show, but it would be super interesting if he did. We basically only get glimpses of Lala working on music or commenting on her costars’ personal life. It would be way cooler to see her out and about with her man Randall on the private jet and partying it up at Cannes.
Lala Kent is having the time of her life at the Cannes Film Festival this week. The Vanderpump Rules star is hanging out in France with her man, Randall Emmett, along with a slew of famous peeps, including 50 Cent, John Travolta and more!
The reality star and aspiring singer is due for some fun after recently losing her father and dealing with the stress of reunion filming and it looks like Randall came through for her in a big way. They are attending the film festival to promote the new Gotti movie. Lala and Randall were spotted with the cast and others on the red carpet at the premiere of the Star Wars flick ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’. Lala also shared some other pics and videos on Instagram. Check them out below!