Last night was the final episode in this endless season of Vanderpump Rules. I celebrated making it to the end with a Vanderpump Rules worthy fancy cocktail of my own creation.
Oftentimes while watching this show, I mentally compare it to The Wizard of Oz. I imagine all these aimless WeHo-ers, orange as oompah-loompas, wandering the LA scene asking The Wizard, Lisa Vanderpump, for some guidance, but even Lisa doesn’t know what to do with these half-humans and sometimes must simply order them to “shut up.”
So last night Lala Kent got a conscience, Jax Taylor pretended he got a heart, and Scheana Marie demonstrated that selling her soul to Andy Cohen the reality TV satan granted her eternal selfishness. Congrats!
A lot of the conversation comes back to Rob since he was Scheana’s favorite thing to talk about all season long. Lala’s boyfriend has never even appeared on camera, yet he was a major part of Lala’s storylines for the past two seasons. Now the Vanderpump Rules cast members are sharing their opinions about their costars’ (current and former) significant others.
Anyone who watches Vanderpump Rulesis well-aware that Lala Kentmakes her own rules. She has somehow managed to stay on a reality TV show without actually sharing any bit of personal life.
It makes sense that her boyfriend Randall Emmettwould not want to subject himself to being on the show, but it would be super interesting if he did. We basically only get glimpses of Lala working on music or commenting on her costars’ personal life. It would be way cooler to see her out and about with her man Randall on the private jet and partying it up at Cannes.
Lala Kent is having the time of her life at the Cannes Film Festival this week. The Vanderpump Rules star is hanging out in France with her man, Randall Emmett, along with a slew of famous peeps, including 50 Cent, John Travolta and more!
The reality star and aspiring singer is due for some fun after recently losing her father and dealing with the stress of reunion filming and it looks like Randall came through for her in a big way. They are attending the film festival to promote the new Gotti movie. Lala and Randall were spotted with the cast and others on the red carpet at the premiere of the Star Wars flick ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’. Lala also shared some other pics and videos on Instagram. Check them out below!
I know we’ve all referred to the stars of Vanderpump Rules as “Vanderpump Fools” but you know, if the condom fits! Happily some of these people have taken the tentative steps towards adulthood, however most of them are still mixing reiki with booze and wondering why their back hurts.
On part 2 of the reunion, Jax Taylor continued to be confused about, well, everything. Lala Kent defined feminism and her finances, and Katie Maloney cried about how amazing Tom Schwartz is. Regardless of how flawed it may be, it’s nice to finally see these two happy – especially considering how unhappy their wedding was!
Last night kicked off the Vanderpump Rules reunion and the main topic on the agenda were all the horrible relationships (what else?) floating like backwash in the half-drunk cocktails at SUR. From Tom Sandoval‘s gripes that Lisa Vanderpump doesn’t take him seriously as an entrepreneur and restaurant designer, to the many, many delusional thoughts of Scheana Marie Shay Famewhorini and her ROBsession.
Jax Taylor was on an emotional roller coaster, which wasn’t too different from Jax Taylor-coaster we’ve seen all season, except instead of depending on reiki master Kelsey to feel up his feelings, he was actually mourning the death of his father. Through his tears, Jax describes it as the worst thing that’s ever happened to him but the loss made him realize what an impossible mega-douche he’s been to everyone since, oh, time infinitum. It’s like someone held the evil stepmother’s mirror up to Jax and showed him the truth! That person was not Stassi Schroeder, shockingly.