Eden doesn’t care about the words of warning regarding her online dating life. She’s just out for a good time. “Our first dinner already starts off with a bang. And guess who is back?! LONDON! I know I said this before, but I am just having fun! Why should there be rules just for women? If I feel like treating a man to a trip, I’m going to treat a man to a trip. I get where the ladies are coming from telling me it’s dangerous to stay in the same room with him when I haven’t met him, but I have plenty of friends in NYC that could come to help me if I needed it! Guys, they don’t understand my humor yet! Like #MyRules, that was a joke!”
Andy says, “Flashbacks are not Lisa Rinna’s friend this season, unfortunately,” referring to the footage of Rinna talking to Eden Sassoon about Kim Richards’ sobriety. One would assume that this footage – which has driven many an episode and taken up far too much of my own personal brain space this season! – was highlighted front and center at the reunion.
In this week’s Bravo blog, Eileen Davidson is clearly drained from this trip to Hong Kong. The journey started off with some hope for a renewed friendship with Lisa Vanderpump but turned into just another boating fiasco for the cast.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star gives her two cents on Hong Kong. Eileen starts off, “Hong Kong? How about Wrong Kong? I should have taken my lack of sleep on the plane as an omen of how this trip was going to be: EXHAUSTING.”
Sigh – Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills is always one step forward; two steps back. Last night, the ladies journeyed halfway across the globe, from Beverly Hills to Hong Kong, only to find themselves mired in the same old “who said it” drama. Well, it’s good to change it up a bit and fight in new settings, and the gorgeous scenery did not disappoint.
It’s a fourteen-hour flight, which means one could find themselves trapped on an airplane using Kyle Richards‘ hair kaftan as a blanket (or parachute!), or being bored to death by Eileen Davidson discussing trans-particle fusion as applied to soap villainesses and their cognitive dissonance coping skills.
Dorit breaks down last week’s episode, admitting that seeing Erika in her Georgia hometown gave her some fresh insight into her cast mate. However, she continues to struggle with exactly who the “real” Erika is.
Last night’s Vanderpump Rules traveled through the few remaining days before Tom Schwartz legally yoked himself to Tequila Katie. Actually, Tom has optimistically decided to eulogize Tequila Katie – maybe that explains why they spent $10,000 on flowers! Double-duty for a funeral?
Before everyone converges in the middle of nowhere “where no one can hear you squeal, boy,” (name that movie!) Tom 1 and Jax Taylor must take care of some risky business in the big city. They must summon their courage with a tiny trumpet and drink raw eggs for manliness. They’re doing this for Tom 2. As he relinquishes his bank account, his soul, and what’s left of the d–k he can only partially find, that only partially works, Tom 1 and Jax will be his everlasting strength.
On tonight’s episode the wedding party picks up their tuxes and dresses and head off to prep for the big event. Katie is still in shock that she was able to find dresses that these “picky bitches” could all agree on! Jax Taylor freaks out when Tom‘s brothers miss their flights and it threatens to ruin the big surprise.
Until we see actual footage of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills season 7 reunion, speculation will have to do. And Kyle Richards is giving the press plenty of teasers to fuel this speculation. Post-reunion filming, Kyle divulges that it was a “bizarre” experience that differentiated itself from reunions past in its sheer awkwardness alone. Um – as if past reunions weren’t awkward enough?
Calling the reunion “intense,” Kyle claims “There was screaming, there was crying, there was a walk-off.” Although she’s not naming who exactly walked off, I’m sure we could start a pretty successful betting pool on the over/under odds that Kim Richards had something to do with it!