Yolanda Foster and her endless “journey” are infesting this season’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills like lice in a kindergarten class. Everyone’s itchy. But Patient Zero is not happy (or rather claims she’s not happy) about her children getting involved in her StoryLyme. Because she’s only interested in exploiting them through sick-kid selfies, photoshopped by Yo herself! Yolanda took her her blog this week to go on…and on…and on about the many splendored feelings she has about her health, her children’s health, her castmate’s opinions about her and her children’s health. You know, the usual!
After thanking Bravo viewers – AGAIN – for partaking in this “journey” with her <gag>, Yolanda writes, “I am happy to share that it’s been a pretty good week…What is a good week? For me, it’s about more bright moments of ‘I’ve got this, I CAN DO THIS!’ than usual. Treatments, pain and severe fatigue still keep me in bed 18 out of my 24 hours each day, but I am grateful for the luxury of reading and writing again. Healing the brain is a slow process and on its own clock, but I am for sure making steady progress–one day at a time.”
Kyle admits she doesn’t like to talk about Kim aroundLisa Rinna. “She’s had problems with Kim so that’s why it’s uncomfortable for me to speak about anything regarding Kim with Lisa Rinna. They left off so badly that I don’t feel comfortable talking about Kim with her. It makes me feel guilty.”
According to Kristen the Vanderpump Rules star was doing promotion for WWHL when a drunk James Kennedy became aggressive towards her but Lisa blamed Kristen.
“Lisa told me I’m not welcome at Pump anymore after sloppy, drunk James got in my/Carter’s face. I was there to do something for #WWHL,” accused Kristen. Carter is Kristen’s new boyfriend. Lisa immediately replied that Kristen’s recollection wasn’t true.
Lisa brought attention to the fact that she said she was happy to move forward with Yolanda in her blog last week, adding, “Clearly, I was the only one who felt this way, because she certainly didn’t have any intention of letting me move forward based on the way she used me as a scapegoat with Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards during their lunch.”
Erika Girardi-Jayne showed some colors that weren’t pink and sparkly, but rather murky and c-nty on last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. If there are two definitions of the word “c-u-next-Tuesday-y,” Erika gave us both in the form of new personality called Erika Payne. I expected a little more honesty from Erika. We’re talking about a woman who prances around with her hoohah out lecturing about confidence and self-acceptance, yet she effortlessly lied to a group of women, not caring that one of them could lose friends over it. Interesting indeed, Ms. Hoohah of the Beverly Hills. Are the Lymes of Yolanda Foster worth all that?
I really like Erika in general, outside of her relationship with Yolanda in which she is being used (willingly? accidentally?) as a patsy for whatever game it is Yolanda is playing. The reunion should be very interesting!
On the bright side Eileen Davidson melts my heart for being so down-to-earth, silly, and admitting that she doesn’t give a flying $4,000 designer f–k about materialism. Eileen truly has confidence and doesn’t need all the trappings of attention-seeking “c-nty” necklaces to get a reaction out of “old women,” or the inflated status that swinging around a designer bag gives you. She’s as anti-Hollywood Friend as you can get, without needing some sort of validating T-Shirt proclaiming, “Proud To Not Be A Hollywood Friend #DreamTeam” – you know, the BS Yolanda is always shoving in everyone’s face to make them question themselves. Eileen is my Spirit Housewife.
Also, it’s a day that ends in -y, which means YolandaFoster is on Instagram.
Yolanda shared the picture above, adding, “When the Google Search in your brain fails you…….. #NoWordRetrieval #MemoryLoss #SlowMentalSpeed #NeuroBorreliosis#TheInvisibleDisease#LYMEDISEASEAWERENESS A recent study indicated chronic neurologic abnormalities may emerge anywhere from 1 month to 14 years after infection. Like syphilis, Lyme Borreliosis may remain latent and asymptomatic for a long period of time, despite having received long term antibiotic therapy. #WeMustFindACure“
Lisa Rinna, whose lips fingers were made for talking tweeting, took to Twitter to stick up for Lisa and Kyle. “Shut up Brandi Glanville,” she tweeted. “Leave Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards alone.” Lisa also told Brandi to use her podcast to “educate and inspire” and to move on. We knew it was only a matter of sobering up time before Brandi told Lisa to STFU. That time has come.
Katie has been working hard to build her blog and decides to throw an industry launch party to debut it to the world, so she can begin making money. What Katie really wants, however, is an exclusive party with a tightly-controlled guest list, so she can wander around SUR pointing at people with her new Scheana Marie witch’s talon nails snapping, “Invited!” “Not Invited!” as she plucks the leaves, one by one, off Lisa Vanderpump‘s 100 year-old custom-cultivated tulips originally cuttings from Josephine Bonaparte’s garden, once watered with the blood of Napoleon (can you tell I’ve been watching War & Peace? It’s like Vanderpump Rules with more complicated names, more conniving, decent fitting clothing, more lying, and swords instead of cocktail stirrers).