Lisa Vanderpump

Lisa Vanderpump

This week, Lisa Vanderpump‘s blog needs no introduction. Lisa‘s take on this season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills thus far is simply perfect. Enjoy.

Lisa applauds Bravo for filming the Lyme gala and explains that she was not able to attend because she was scrambling to get her passport in order before the Dubai trip. “I couldn’t go as it was noticed that I had only five months left on my passport and that is unacceptable when traveling to United Arab Emirates. It was all a bit of a panic to renew it in four days. The thought of going all the way to London 22 hours there and back was not something I relished, especially as we had another long flight to Dubai the next day – we tried everything. Anyway I was sent with an escort, LOL, to London just in case I didn’t come back in time. Had I known what lay ahead in Dubai I would’ve stayed longer.” Now the drama..

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Eileen Davidson

After last week’s disappointing and bitter blog, Eileen Davidson is back again to give us her take on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills drama. This time, she’s not threatening to murder puppies. But she is digging her heels in deeper with Camp Lyme…so there’s that! 

Eileen jokes about Dubai, “I wonder if Kyle [Richards] is a genius for inviting us all to a destination with such strict laws. Since swearing is a punishable offense, I guess I’ll have to get really creative in my communication this week.”

Getting to Dubai was a journey,” admits Eileen. “When we arrived, it was like we’d been flown to another planet. The hotel was extravagant, over the top, and definitely ‘other worldly.’ I’m so glad I called dibs on the underwater ‘suite,’ a word I’ll use loosely, because it was about 10 times the size of my first apartment. I also didn’t have to share a room with anyone. I mean besides the fishes…” 

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Dubai

Last night the ladies of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills went on a journey! First they hitched a ride on Yolanda Foster‘s journey and they traveled to the center of Lymes, past the lemon groves and through the gardens of delusion and deceit, landing themselves at Cipriani. Afterwards they spent 24 hours on a plane hurtling through the night skies to a faraway land where they slept with the sharks, but alas my favorite part was Lisa Vanderpump putting on Kyle Ricahrds‘ signature kaftan and looking so damn good she put Kyle to unholy shame! 

After 14 months living deprived of earthly comforts like concealer, Yolanda has finally rejoined the living. Is it me or every time Yolanda provides a ‘fact’ about her ‘journey’ the math inflates? I see someone studied Econ at the Federal Reserve!

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Erika Girardi fur

Erika Girardi was Andy Cohen‘s guest on Watch What Happens Live last night. First things first, yes, her fur is real. And she doesn’t hesitate to admit it.

Because he hates us, Andy shows a snippet of Brandi Glanville‘s segment on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night. (Seriously, once was more than enough, Andy!) Erika says Brandi is cool, sharing, “I have no beef with Brandi. I don’t have history with Brandi.”

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Lisa Vanderpump in Dubai

On tonight’s episode of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, the ladies are up, up, and away to Dubai, but not without first journeying to Yolanda Foster‘s Global Lyme Awareness ceremony

With the group divided over Yolanda’s Lyme Disease, Kyle Richards, Erika Girardi, and Kathryn Edwards traveled to NYC to see Yolanda get an award for most sick selfies Lyme Awareness. I’m sure it would be proudly displayed alongside David Foster‘s many Grammys, but…

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Vanderpump Rules Reunion

Last night was the beginning of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. Lisa Vanderpump is dressed like a “school marm” but it’s really quite ridiculous and hideous. Lala Kent got her makeup done at the circus, from the elephants who can paint – it’s pink, sparkly and reminds me of Tammy Faye Baker. 

BTW: When is Kristen Doute gonna admit to getting her boobs done? She’s got them out every 15 seconds just waiting for someone [ANDY COHEN] to notice and comment, but alas the satisfaction is not being given.  

The major topics up for discussion are James Kennedy‘s drunken excesses and the mysteriously unexplained reasons Jax Taylor despises him. Kristen’s apology tour, and lastly Scheana Marie being the worst wife in the world. Apparently she’s just not educated on addiction – which is why she never bothered to you know CALL A THERAPIST or Google NA meetings! 

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Vanderpump Rules reunion - Lisa Vanderpump

The THREE-part Vanderpump Rules reunion kicks off tonight. Bravo asked each cast member what was going through their minds as they took the stage.

Lisa Vanderpump admitted she’s a little worried about James Kennedy and Jax Taylor, adding, “I hope that they keep it civilized … There is one person in particular that is so volatile I just, you know, don’t want them getting out of their seats. That is a factor as well … You know it is going to kick off at some point.”

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Reality TV Stars

Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.

Former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills stars Brandi Glanville shared, “Hanging with my fellow dark angel Carlton Gebbia! Fashion show fitting! The clothes are amazing!”

Below you will find pics from Tamra Judge, Lisa Vanderpump, Yandy Smith, Ramona Singer, Courtney Stodden, Jill Zarin, Brielle Biermann, & more.

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