Lisa Vanderpump

Erika Girardi

Last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills told us, once again, about the manipulative webs spun by the busiest little spider in Beverly Hills, Lisa Vanderpump. But alas! There is also a praying mantis awaiting in our midst named Yolanda Foster! Once she extracts herself from her bathrobe cocoon, that is. 

Despite disliking all the women Erika Girardi throws a dinner party to introduce Tom. Naturally this is the perfect occasion to wear a microscopic leopard-print negligee and call it a dress. Hostess with the mostess vag! #ThisIsYourBrainOnErikaJayne

Minutes before guests arrive, Yolanda cancels, FaceTiming from bed, wearing her magical-mystical bathrobe (upon impact Yolanda must instantly post a sick-selfie! ). Yolanda’s eyes and brain are swollen because of miscounting spoons. My husband observing from the side of the room, noted, “That sounds like a ‘washing my hair’ excuse.”  Erika is understanding because as Yo’s Sequiny Solider she must protect the Lymes of Power. 

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On last night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules, Tom Sandoval introduced us to a bass guitar bedecked with dildos, which made more sense than almost everything else happening with this group.

Katie Maloney has been waiting and hoping, begging and whining, pleading and crying to get engaged to Tom Schwartz since the dawn of Twitter. Maybe even before in the prehistoric age of Facebook. It finally happened so OMG! WEDDING! is her entire life.

Katie bombards Lisa Vanderpump and begs to have her engagement party – a casual BBQ for 50 or so sane people plus one full-scale rampaging case of psychosis (Kristen Doute) and one bitch ghost with a superiority complex who is temporarily angelic in order to wheedle her way back in (Stassi Schroeder). After some hesitation, Lisa decides to let Katie and Tom have the party at Villa Rosa, BUT! Kristen and Stassi are not allowed to come! Katie agrees so fast heads spun exorcist style. Some re-friend she is.

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Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.

Above: Celebrity Apprentice co-stars Kyle Richards and Porsha Williams. Porsha shared, “It is what it is!! Some people you love instantly!! #BeverlyHills #GenuineSpirits #FreeSpiritPeople #RHOA #RHOBH

Below you will find pictures from Melissa Gorga, Tom Sandoval, Bethenny Frankel, Caroline Stanbury, Kim Richards, Courtney Stodden, and more.

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From Yolanda Foster‘s awkward dinner to Kathryn Edwards‘ emotional talk, Lisa Rinna gives a short and sweet rundown of this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in her blog.

Lisa describes the mood at dinner and explains why she did not want to talk to Eileen Davidson about Lisa Vanderpump.

“It was nice of Yolanda to reach out and invite us. Quite a lot has gone on in this group, so people are feeling awkward and unsettled for sure. Eileen is not happy with me, because I don’t want to engage in this LVP web conversation, and I know Eileen is upset with me for not backing her up, but at this moment it doesn’t feel right. I wasn’t at Frida’s or LVP’s for dinner, and I am now here with my husband, and frankly I don’t want to go there or get into it. But, just wait, we will soon,” teases Lisa Rinna.

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Erika analyzes LVP

Erika Jayne has quickly fallen down the list of my favorite newcomers on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She started off strong but something changed over the past few episodes – starting with the lying during the concert after party and it has continued on from there. This week in her blog, the RHOBH cast newbie shares that she’s befuddled over Kathryn Edwards‘ loyalty to Lisa Vanderpump since they just met. And in that same vein I ask Erika, why does she have such a dislike for Lisa when she also only just met her, as well? 

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In her blog, Lisa Vanderpump defends herself against Real Housewives of Beverly Hills newcomer Erika Girardi‘s attacks on her character.

Lisa calls the episode “disappointing,” adding, “The strangest part of this whole experience is the false sense of security as you invest in new friendships.”

“Friendships that start to prosper and develop (albeit riddled with hurdles as we navigate the complicated route that reality television entails). Friendships you believe have some sort of longevity…only to see them shattered as you witness the vicious statements in confessionals and unseen footage that enlightens you now, that all was not as you thought,” says Lisa. “I had not a clue that I was the primary subject of discussion between some of the women.”

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Kathryn Edwards

Running to Lisa Vanderpump with gossip from Camp Erika Girardi-Jayne looked like a rookie Housewife move to most. But Kathryn Edwards claims she sees nothing wrong with repeating Erika’s gossip and that “there was no ill will” intended on her part. Mmm hmmmmmm. OK, we’ll bite! Let’s go down this rabbit hole together, shall we?

In her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills blog, Kathryn defends her actions. She also claims this dysfunctional dynamic within a group of women is all new to her; indeed, navigating her castmates’ “ulterior motives” is a full time job! She explains, “I’d like to remind everyone that I am just getting to know these ladies as a group, and I am clearly unaware of the history some of them may have and what may have transpired in the past. As I watch this now, seeing what you, the viewers, are seeing, I see tension between Yolanda [Hadid] and Lisa Vanderpump. I don’t know what it is, I don’t know what happened. Maybe it’s just the relationship Lisa has with Yolanda‘s former husband. Could that be it?”

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Eileen is suspicious of Rinna

Are you ready to go to school? Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Academy is open and Headmistress Eileen Davidson is itchin’ to educate us on each and every one of her castmate’s motivations and missteps! In her blog this week, Eileen literally breaks down the dirt among the women of RHOBH section by section, offering us her take on the camps being formed within the group, and some insight into which one she’s on.

Or is this a court case, Girardi-style?? Ladies and Gentlemen, Bravo gives us The People vs. Eileen Davidson! “Listen, this is all so confusing for me. It might be easier to talk about if I try to dissect each relationship dynamic, as it stands now, one section at a time,” explains Eileen, who submits the following…

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