Last night was the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules. Everyone on this show needs a Lysol bath and a therapist for their narcissism.
Stassi Schroeder, Princess of Booze, Bitchiness, and Over-inflated Egos, has not changed one bit! She is now on a quest for world domination, something she plans to write the POTUS about. Stassi wants to make it a law that she has a pet zombie. I thought Jax Taylor was her pet zombie?
Jax is still in loooourve with Stassi, but doing everything humanly (and zombie-ly) possible to screw it up. All Jax's groveling and begging her dad for forgiveness doesn't count if he's still planning on dipping his wick in the non-insane bitch ladies pool!
Other than JaxAssi acting JaxAssi-ish, Scheana Marie has gone full-fledged SWF nutty! Let's talk about her, shall we? In the off-season Scheana has devoted every moment of her life to worshippingLisa Vanderpump and replacing Brandi as the object of Lisa's maternal affections. Can't Giggy have a baby already? Scheana has also decided Pandora is her BFF - and even better, they share a birthday.
Last night was the season premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Not much has changed since last season except for the fact that Lisa Vanderpump is being given the bitch edit. Or she's become a bitch? Or always was one? Whatever – things are odd so far!
Kyle Richards and Lisa spend the whole episode playing tit-for-tat and throwing shady covert digs at each other that are kind of diggy and kind of funny and definitely fake as the boobs in the ol' BH.
Things begin with Yolanda Foster chaperoning daughter GiGi's modeling shoot. GiGi is gorgeous and Yolanda could not be more proud. A fact she expresses by reminding GiGi that all the dieting and exercising has paid off. Yolanda is still rocking last season's outfit and the same set of natty extensions. You own a private plane – get better hair! I should cut the lady some slack, she has been battling lyme disease.
Not getting any slack from me is Kyle. Good ol' Splits! She's adding business woman to her resume because Kaftans Too For Me & You or whatever the H-E-Double-Hockeysticks her shop is called is now getting the attention of the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce. They want Kyle to join, presumably because the country club needs new robes and she has a bunch in stock.
Our favorite reality TV stars can't get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
Very, very soon the ladies ofReal Housewives of Beverly Hills will be upon us with their white parties (please spare us Bravo!), their diamond-studded tantrums, and their insults flung like the finest of fine champagne in a Bacarat crystal flute. I'm excited. And of course RHOBH wouldn't be the same without Brandi Glanville spouting her mouth off! So there's also that to look forward to.
This season welcomes two new ladies to the 90210, Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia (which leads me to ask: which witch is the biggest witch? We all know Rambles Richards escaped from Witch Mountain!). Brandi is quick to confess that one new lady she like loves and one… well, not so much!
Dishing on the new season Brandi says it's more shaken than a martini. “It’s such a shakeup, all the friendships change and turn,” she tells Extra. And the new ladies are definitely bringing it!
Newcomer Joyce shared recently with AllThingsRH that her first season was a roller coaster and that she bonded most with Kyle. "There were ups and downs, but overall it was a great experience. I came in with an open heart and at the beginning liked everyone, but then the true colors of some of them started coming out and I connected more with Kyle.” She also said that her favorite HW is NeNe Leakes! “I really like Nene. I’ve never had the chance to meet her but I think she’s beautiful, funny, witty and doesn’t let anyone mess with her.”
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