Tom 1 instantly denied the allegation, Ariana did as well, claiming that she knew all along this girl had hung out with Tom, and his co-stars Jax Taylor and Tom Schwartz during a promotional trip in Miami. And that nothing went on, despite Kristen’s attempts. Kristen and Tom 1 are still together and still seem happy!
“I won’t name names, because that is not polite, but who are these weirdos talking to Scheana about Tom and I who don’t even know us?” Ariana wonders. “A conversation between Crazy #1 and Crazy #2 does not ‘hard proof’ make. ‘Texts to prove it’? I saw those texts months prior and I have more scandalous sounding conversations with my manager. ‘Selfies’? You mean one photo on a scooter at a gas station that was taken by Schwartz and sent to multiple people? Someone is using the ‘say something a bunch of times’ method of trying to make something true.”
Remember how last season on Vanderpump Rules everyone busted Kristen Doute‘s thongbutt for cheating on Tom 1? Well this season she’s accusing him of cheating on new girlfriend Ariana Madix. I dunno kids – it seems kinda transparent to me, like Kristen just wants Tom 1 all to herself and back in her thong-th-thong-thong-thong! (In case you’re wondering why I keep bringing up thongs, it’s cause Bravo gave us a lovely shot of Kristen’s thong butt).
This season everyone on VPR has undergone metamorphosis after the insane betrayals and they’ve grown. Except for Kristen. She’s stayed the same. Well, maybe she’s grown more crazy – we’ll wait on assessing that.
Kristen is supposedly madly in love with 22-year-old Baby Einstein (Slowstein? He ain’t sharp) DJ James Kennedy, who is trying awfully hard to get some attention on this here TeeVee thingy. First he tried to be besties with Tom 1, but when that didn’t get his pale, pastiness on camera, he decided screwing the desperate and maligned Kristen would have to suffice. Other than famewhoring, James enjoys BeamerSelfies. We’ll get to that later. So anyway, everyone has learned. Everyone has grown.
This season there is slapping, wine throwing, adultery accusations, a marriage in peril, Lisa Rinna and Eileen Davidson, family feuding, jealousy, secrets and lies revealed, and dangerous liaisons – you know allllll the makings of a good soap opera! Oh lord it’s like Dynasty in its heyday! Be still my ever-soap-opera-loving-heart! With that being said I am beyond excited!
We’ve been hearing for months that the drama is off the chain and that no one is getting along with anyone except for beatific Lisa who floats ethereally above the drama amid the smell of roses and the flavor of the finest champagne from a mythical region in France only accessed by unicorns. And it’s clear that this season she’s back in her rightful place as star of the show!
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from this week. Enjoy!
Skeletons! Cats! And zombies! Oh my! A few of our favorite reality TV stars took to social media to show off their Halloween costumes, and we rounded up the pics for you. Stay tuned for the kids in costumes roundup!
We have an all new round up of hot reality star pics for you this week! Gretchen Rossihad an “impromptu” photo shoot with a cameraman while pushing her dogs in a stroller this week. Adrienne Maloof attended a Halloween party with her sons and her boyfriend Jacob Busch.