On Jax Taylor’s latest nose job: “I thought Jax got a new nose last year. How many snouts has he got? Mind you, he probably does need a new one. He probably wore the last one out sticking it into everybody else’s business.”
Last night was the premiere of Vanderpump Rules. I love this show! I love Tom 1 and Tom 2 on their rollerskates, reenacting Boogie Nights Returns: The Wind In My Perm: A Post-Porn Love Story To Decades Of Duos. I love that Scheana Marie Famewhore is now selling Sir Hubs A Lot up ish creek because all the spotlights in all the world need to be focused on her Madonna-adled fantasies (And Scheana ain’t no virgin – just ask Brandi Glanville!) And I love Kristen Doute being the new Stassi Schroeder; stomping around the outskirts of SUR, screaming about how mature she is now that she’s done with this waitressing thingie. T-shirt Lines are the new Statement Necklaces!
So let’s recap this bitch!
First things first, Jax Taylor is a plastic surgery addict, which means he’s gonna end up on Botched trying to undo his Bieber recreation makeover. Jax had had his THIRD nose job – this one to remove minuscule lumps that were a blight to his once perfect profile. He’s also got a nasty 6″ Frankenstein scar running down his forehead. Was he actually undergoing a lobotomy to forget his past as the premiere male supermodel and living incarnate of Zoolander?
To refresh your memory on everything that happened last season, plus give you a taste of what you’re in for, we’re recapping the craziest moments from season 3. In short: There was a whole lotta cheatin’ going on!
Skeletons! Princesses! And Jessica Rabbit! Oh my! A few of our favorite reality TV stars, like Lisa Vanderpump, Peta Murgatroyd, and Kristen Doute, took to social media to show off their Halloween costumes, so of course we rounded up the pictures for you.
Above: Heidi Klum and Gigi Hadid at Heidi’s annual Halloween party. Heidi knocked it out of the park as Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Gigi looked stunning as Sandy from Grease.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
It’s photo roundup time again! See which of your favorite reality stars were seen out and about this week.Heather and Terry Dubrow brought their girls along to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation event. Also at the event: Tori Spelling, Dean McDermott and their kids.
Kim Kardashian looked better than usual in a white bump-hugging Valentino dress at the InStyle Awards while Caitlyn Jenner stepped out for Logo TV’s ‘Beautiful As I Want To Be’ web series launch party.
It’s almost time! The new season of Vanderpump Rules kicks off on Monday night and we cannot wait! Last night the Vanderpump Rules cast celebrated their fourth season with a party in West Hollywood and the whole crew turned out for it – even Giggy!
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some our favorite snapshots and selfies from the week. Enjoy.