Hmmm… is it me or does Lisa Vanderpump seem to be backpedaling a bit? After openly calling out Yolanda Foster for discrepancies, Lisa’s blog seems to treat the Lyme-afflicted Yolanda with kid gloves. Let’s hope that treatment is also holistic, and organic, and from Whole Foods!
“Bitter words were voiced against Kim from Rinna calling her a rabid dog, which is hard to compute. It’s a year later, Kim has made great headway…” insists Lisa. “Kyle’s loyalty to her sister will supersede any wish to be involved in negativity. That is why she left the table and, as a friend, I dutifully followed.” Maybe Lipsa was having difficulty separating Kim’s behaviors from Kingsley’s?
Before we get into the lemon-lyme mess of moushchen-houschen-doth-protestest-too-much, the ladies are still in San Diego recovering from the Erika Jayne treatment. As if the Erika Jayne gyration experience wasn’t enough, she gave them whiplash when she bold-faced lied the night before. Nevertheless the ladies are climbing aboard Erika’s golden tour bus for a trip to Kathryn Edwards‘ house. At Kathryn’s they may not have c-nty necklaces, or a plethora of naked male dancers, but they do have a fireplace of stones imported from Jerusalem!
Over brunch Eileen Davidson demands an answer to who told Yolanda that Bella and Anwar’s Lyme was discussed (and lied about the context). Finally Erika confesses. No one asks why she lied the night before, or to Yolanda. She claims she merely mentioned the discussion to Yo. The side-eye of Lisa Vanderpump does not believe her.
Last night on Vanderpump Rules an informal peace summit was finally staged, over shots, in, of all places, Lala Kent‘s apartment!
Stassi Schroeder is still milling around Los Angeles lost adrift the skeletons of the friendships she buried when Saint Patrick of the Mount Perfectionist Adultiness loved her. Now, knocked down to mere mortal status, Stassi is alone and friendless with only Kristen Doute (and Anonymous Stassi Schroeder Klone No 1. Kristina), to consume Pinot and laments with her. Luckily our trusty friend Lala will remedy allll that!
Over on the homefront – SUR – JaxTaylor is back at work after his shoplifting suspension but no one is glad to see him. Lisa Vanderpump isn’t finished with her tough love just yet! To really remind Jax of what a bad boy he’s been, she orders him to do *gasp* COMMUNITY SERVICE. She’s like a an uber-glamourous court circuit judge with a vendetta! Lisa remands Jax to gather all his unworn clothes to donate to charity. Plus, he has to force the Toms to do this with him.
If you were solely focused on Vanderpump Rules last night, you probably missed the sorta-hot, sorta-not Grammy Awards. The reality stars have been enjoying the Grammy festivities this week – pre-Grammy gifting suites, red carpet interviews and attending the post-Grammy parties.
Did you watch the awards last night? What’d you think? Taylor Swift gets major points from me for her classy yet shady as hell speech which served as a middle finger to Kanye West and his over-bloated ego.
In her video blog, Lisa Vanderpump efficiently breaks down the Stassi Schroeder situation on Vanderpump Rules. It goes a little something like this: “Me s***ing on Stassi, really? I think she’s the one that s*** on me with her insincerity.” Boom.
Lisa further maintains her stance that Stassi is not important enough to hate, noting “It’s not that I’m angry with Stassi, I think it’s real disgust that she would come and see me, take up my time, and be totally disingenuous.”
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
Above: Brandi Glanville shared, “Thinking of bringing the one piece back for me and all moms everywhere – not that I don’t love my Brazilians. #messycloset #americanapparel #70svibe”
In honor of Valentine’s Day here’s our list of the hottest couples on reality TV. I was tempted to be sarcastic and list Reality TV’s Hottest Mess Couples (paging Teresa and Joe Giudice!), but, alas, since it’s Valentine’s Day and all, I’m feeling the love.
However, since I want to focus on LOVE not merely looks, hot isn’t always just about appearance! Sometimes a couple can be hot because they truly love each other and have a super wonderful relationship. And sometimes “hot” just means they look fabulous standing next to each other, such as Maks Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroydabove.