When Scheana Marie and Mike Shay’s separation was announced right before the last Vanderpump Rules premiere, I couldn’t help watching every episode with a bit of analysis. Whether Shay was in a scene or not, I couldn’t help reading into every single thing with the current knowledge that they were going through a divorce.
Weirdly enough, Jax Taylor was right when he said that he had “milk with a longer shelf life than that marriage.” Most viewers felt bad for Scheana after learning that Shay just left and drained all of their money, but there’s also a good amount of fans that felt like Scheana was putting up a front about how good the marriage actually was. Scheana explained why she lied about her relationship and Shay’s philandering and how she even planned out their “story line” before the show actually started.
In a recent interview, Eden intimates that Lisa Vanderpump’s charitable contributions come with strings attached, and that Bravolebrities and fans are constantly vying to be top dog with Andy Cohen. But not her! No, ma’am. She would rather clamor for fame by broadcasting dirt all over creation.
To kick off this week’s Instagram roundup, we have Teen Mom OG and Marriage Boot Camp: Family Edition star Farrah Abraham showing off her sex doll. And it is somehow related to sharing a room with her parents. <blank stare> Honestly, your guess is as good as mine, because Farrah. “My room be like… #BoomBoomRoom …with both my parents. LMAO. Love my sex doll. @WEtv #FamilyBootcamp #TheAbrahams” is the caption she added to the pic.
The quasi-feud between Stassi Schroeder and Ariana Madix on Vanderpump Rules is strange to me. There’s no real source of animosity between the two of them, but it seems like they’re caught up in other people’s bull shit. I could never see them being friends, other than the fact that they’re on this show, but they did have a weirdly touching moment discussing murder during the Pump Rules season finale.
That didn’t last too long since they have been feuding on social media and in interviews ever since. Stassi just maintains that she doesn’t get where the beef is coming from and Ariana is still very much against the idea of friendship. At least we know there will be plenty of drama next season.
Even though Season 6 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was the worst season yet, this one wasn’t much better. I did end up watching every episode – multiple times – and was just as into it as I always am, there are plenty of things I could do without. This season had its highlights, but there are definitely a lot of annoying aspects that I never want to hear about or see ever again.
After what I (and many other fans) deemed to be a shitty sixth season, I feel like this year was a transitional year. They better bring it next year – or else! Who am I kidding?! I am going to watch this show no matter how good it is, but there are a lot of things that I won’t miss from Season 7.
It always pains me to see Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills go. Like a visit from a pesky sibling who annoys you the whole time they’re there, but the second they leave it’s like awwwww… but you guys have big diamonds, mini ponies, glam squads, and travel to fancy destinations, and I miss you already. I should note that no siblings of mine have any of the aforementioned things but my sister-in-law does work for Disney World.
Alas, my love-hate relationship with the ladies of Beverly Hills goes deep and none so illustrates this point better than Lisa Rinna. That woman! One part high-octane insanity, one part sensible bluff caller, one part, well, a concoction not currently identifiable. But as Lisa Vanderpump agreed, there’s something lovable about Lipsa!