So, the Real Housewives of Miami are back, and this season they have apparently been informed that they are actually part of the housewives franchise and not some random reality show that is formatted around cooking parties. Baby steps.
While four new women join the fray, the "veterans" are out numbered…unless you count Mama Elsa twice, and, let's face it, she is so awesome she deserves the extra credit. Her daughter, Marysol Patton, appears to maintain her status as the voice of reason, although sadly she's missing one hot, foreign, much younger husband. What a difference a year makes! However, regardless of what is going on in Marysol's personal life, she still seems to have a stable head on her shoulders. It's a wonder she was even chosen by Bravo given her propensity to avoid drama. Who am I kidding? She totally got this gig because Andy Cohen wanted Elsa. End of story.
Aaaahhh… love. Enough to warm the cold, cold heart of this soulless reality TV blogger. In celebration of well, some people's happiness, we've decided to put together a list of our favorite reality TV couples. Trust me – that's a lot harder to do than putting together a list of the couples we can't stand! Stay tuned for that one.
After one of her followers suggested she write a memoir, Kim recently tweeted, “Book……..should I write a book?? Mmmmmm…… I’ve thought about about it. So much to say………. ” Just from her time on the show, I am sure she has enough material to fill a tome, but when you add in all her other ups and downs, perhaps she could do a Kim Richards trilogy. I’d read it just to get some dirt on Splits McGee and the Gay Bull Mastiff!
Gracious! We haven’t even seen the third season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and already the amount of drama brewing is ridiculous! These women certainly know how to bring it, don’t they?
In light of Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif‘s recent divorce filing, there are several rumors flying around regarding all of the women. Who is friends with whom? Who is drinking a ridiculous amount of expensive booze? Who is having sex in a bathroom at Kyle Richards‘ infamous White Party? Who is planning a cruise? Wait, I think we may know the answers to all of these gems!
Previous reports have claimed Adriennegot her lawyer involved after she believes she was bullied by Brandi at former friend Lisa Vanderpump‘s coaxing. Adrienne also allegedly skipped the cast trip to Paris. And now it’s being revealed that she also skipped the season finale party!
“Adrienne decided not to go the reunion taping because she did not feel like taking any of Lisa’s snarky questions,” a source close to the show shared with RadarOnline. “Adrienne has had enough fights with Lisa and Brandi this season and after their constant barrage of nastiness she decided not to go to the reunion to have them continue their tirade against her.”
Kyle’s night ended on a comical note, as she ran out of gas on the way home. She Tweeted, “Nothing screams ‘loser” like running out of gas and having to walk home. Oh yeah, that’s right. I did that #goodtimes“. She probably should’ve called her niece, Paris Hilton, who was often spotted running out of gas – and usually getting rescued by the paparazzi who would either give her cash because she didn’t have any on her or they’d go get it for her! See the hilarious video below!
Kyle’s boutique reportedly will open its doors tomorrow.
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