It’s time for the sick, sad, dysfunctional world of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills! Thank goodness for the beautiful Tuscan scenery and the epic way Lisa Vanderpump put Kathy Hilton‘s BS on blast or else I’d be suffering from a case of Lymopause-depression! I can’t wait for Erika Jayne‘s kooky-crazy next week to infuse this show with some fun weirdness, because melo-lyme-dramatics is too much!
Yolanda Fosterneeds to break-up from “stabbing in the dark” and “playing detective,” as she refers to the menagerie of ‘treatments’ she’s trying to cure Lyme. What is making Yolanda sicker – the Lyme Disease or all the crazy she’s dumping into her body? Yolanda’s Bathrobe is becoming the new Yolanda’s Fridge, and YoBathrobe just doesn’thavethe same appeal. Lady needs to detox from detoxing, and instead of a weekly colonic to harvest tapeworms, how about a facial, a nice relaxing, massage, a bottle of wine and some My Love sexytimes! Or possibly a trip to the snooze-inducing Amalfi Coast?
Whether she’s exaggerating the details of her Lyme disease or not, Yolanda Foster certainly has a loyal ally in fellow Real Housewives of Beverly Hills castmate Eileen Davidson. And who wouldn’t want Eileen (You Beast!) on their side during tough times? This week, Eileen discusses how Yolanda’s illness stirred up her own feelings of family loss. She also weighs in on Kyle Richards’desire to keep her family mess swept cleanly under the carpet. Hint: Eileen thinks it should stay there too!
“It’s another emotional week here as Vincent and I continue to deal with the loss of his dad, Dick Van Patten,” begins Eileen. “It was a bittersweet moment visiting his star on the Palm Springs Walk of Fame. The outpouring of love and support from so many people whose lives Dickie touched has been a tremendous experience. We continue to try to heal after this loss and try to look at the world like Dickie did: hopeful, humorous, and upbeat. But, as we continue with the grieving process, it’s hard not to reflect on all the other losses my family has gone through.”
When asked about Kyle Richards and Lisa Vanderpump‘s comments about Yolanda‘s lack of makeup at her party, Lisa said, “I was surprised by that because I thought Yolanda looked beautiful – and looks beautiful, so beautiful, without makeup. That was a surprising moment because she is gorgeous.”
A viewer said Ken Todd has been “a little bit of a douchebag” this season and asked Lisa what she thinks about it. She laughed, “I’m not touching that with a ten-foot pole,” adding, “I love Ken.” Do you agree with the caller about Ken?
Vanderpump Rules lives by its own code of ethics. That code being, if you don’t get caught it’s not cheating, and if you don’t get caught cheating with your friend’s boyfriend, you’re still a good friend. Lisa Vanderpump needs to quit re-educating with sommeliers and instead try educating her employees on HUMAN RELATIONSHIPS. Like maybe Communications 101?
Also, I owe Kristen Doute an apology. Sort of. I used to believe James Kennedy was a super-douchey arrogant jerk because Kristen is so insane, but now I realize it was just a case of Like Attracts Like. They’re both total jerks, who, luckily for everyone else, had found each other to terrorize. Now that James and Kristen have split, James is inflicting his assholery on everyone else. Tom 1 and Ariana Madix are “Adulting,” James is instead “Douchebagging Extreme!” Run Lala, run!
Kenya Moore kept it classy at the KIIS FM iHeartRadio Jingle Ball in L.A. And Kyle Richards attended the same event with Mauricio and their daughter Sophia. Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpumpwas on the red carpet for the TrevorLIVE even in L.A., sans Ken and Giggy.
Reacting to the impending YoDa divorce, Lisa insists she initially didn’t believe the rumors. Because, you see, Yolanda and David hid their marital strife so very well through the excellent filters of Instagram!
“You expect on a reality show that you’re seeing what’s going on in somebody’s life. When I heard that and was told, I said, ‘That’s absolutely nonsense, absolute rubbish. I don’t believe that for a second,'” Lisa exclaims.
In reaction to her divorce, Yolanda shared with ET, “It’s just life. I’m sure you’ve all witnessed a break-up. It’s life. Work, my health, his job, the children — life is overwhelming for everybody.” Noting that it’s “a lot of work” holding it all together, Yolanda says she is just trying to put “one fut in front of the other” right now.