Last night, Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills came back bigger, sparklier, and more expensive than ever. Yes. Just the way I like it – everyone Botoxed to the hilt, in full makeup, and kicking around snarky comments with their $1,000 shoes. If you can’t play the Beverly Hills game, go retire to your divorce condo until you’re ready to barely bat your false eyelashes again (“barely” only because you can’t move your face).
So Lisa Vanderpump is neither forgiving nor forgetful. Lisa likes her people like she likes her dogs: loyal, fluffy, and willing to wear a sequined rosette that says “I belong To Lisa Vanderpump (who makes my life fabulous)!” Have you met Harrison? What about Kyle Richards?
Tonight marks the season 7 premiere of Bravo’s wealthiest and most over-the-top Housewives, and I could not be more excited. Especially after the dark, dreary, and twisted turn last season took, courtesy of one lady, and her lemons, her Lymes, and her lack of love!
To prepare for what’s to come let’s revisit all the highs and lows from season 6!
She may not be a full time cast member of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills this season, but Eden Sassoon is making waves already. Eden seems sure her place is RHOBH history is already cemented, claiming, “I don’t know that there could be a next year without me.” And she hasn’t even appeared on screen yet!
Daughter of the legendary hair stylist/mogul Vidal Sassoon, Eden is rumored to be butting heads with cast members already – namely, Kyle Richards. But it’s her personal backstory that Eden focused on in a recent interview – in which she dished on everything from her alcoholic past to somewhat shocking celebrity hookups!
Is there anything more confusing than a woman who is not only willing to have sex with James Kennedy, but do the sex in essentially a cot in the corner of his dorm room? Oh yes, there IS something more confusing – that this woman is willing to admit this sex on national television! The bright lights of LVP‘s sparkles reflected by Bravo cameras can cause a girl to lose her mind!
I feel naive saying this, but I was surprised when I heard about Scheana Marie Shay and Mike Shay filing for divorce. Yes, I remember the couple dealing with Shay’s addiction last season on Vanderpump Rules, but I figured they would try to work through it – at least for a little bit longer than this.
There have been quite a few rumors about the Shays recently. It was reported that Shay ran away and took Scheana’s money, but Shay adamantly denied that story and proclaimed his love for his wife in a strongly worded Instagram post. It seemed like it was all good, but clearly that was not the case. Now I’m wondering what we will get to see on the current Vanderpump Rules season.
Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards, Erika Jayne, Lisa Rinna, Eileen Davidson, and newbie Dorit Kemsley hit the red carpet together to celebrate. The full time housewives were joined by ‘friends of’ co-stars that we’ll be seeing this year: Camille Grammer, Kim Richards, and Eden Sassoon.
Check out the premiere party fashions below and we also have a peek at the new taglines for season 7.
Real Housewives cast members Lisa Vanderpump and Stephanie Hollman have the funds to make property purchases whenever they want – well, at least for the most part, and weirdly enough the reality TV stars who live in Beverly Hills and Dallas, respectively, both just made real estate moves in Los Angeles.