Scheana Marie Famewhore reached new lows in her deplorable groveling famewhoredom by basically sucking up to Stassi and doing her attacking for her. I mean, Scheana – get some self-esteem. Stassi called you a homewrecking, untalented, hooker whore on national TV and tried to get you fired at work. This bitch is not your friend. You are so Fetch from Mean Girls and no matter what you do, you're never going to be a 'thing.' So with that out of the way, let's examine the other shameless ones.
Yes, Stassi and Jax; a tale of amoral and delusional love. I mean they really are sort Natural Born Killers aren't they. Instead of using literal guns they just emotionally decimate everyone in their disgusting quest to one-up each other and seem important. Lisa Vanderpump dutifully called Jax out on using and abusing Laura-Leigh as a pawn; calling into question his ability to deceive on demand and take advantage of someone in an emotionally vulnerable state. She also expressed disgust about his sexual proclivities for unprotected sex. With anyone. "Clearly, it's not working for you," she admonished derisively.
On last night's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills I was a little tad bit disappointed in Lisa Vanderpump. I want her to be unimpeachable. I want her to be pristine. I must accept – as we must all – that Lisa is only human. Lisa made a passive aggressive Splits Richards-esque comment toKim Richards (whom I will henceforth refer to as Rambles) because she was late to a cooking party.
Lisa joked this would be a repeat of Hawaii when everyone spent the whole trip waiting on Rambles. Then she asked if Kim took a sleeping pill. It was no bueno. Lisa said it, of course, in a teasing tone but Rambles got defensive and petulent. I know Lisa meant no harm and she is direct, but Kim is vulnerable (and a walking emotional volcano).
Lisa spent the entire evening discussing the Kim situation with Kyle and Mauricio instead of coming up to Kim and saying 'Look, I'm sorry. It was an inappropriate joke.' No instead she told everyone she had hurt Kim's feelings and didn't really know why or what to do. And Rambles complained that Lisa was "fake" and was trying to make her look bad.
Our favorite reality TV stars can’t get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
Several ladies announced on twitter yesterday that they were gearing up for the blood bath. Yolanda Foster shared "Maintenance day. Pulling myself together for the big day tomorrow, taping of the RHOBH reunion."
Brandi Glanville confirmed the official beginning of reunion day (which is notorious for hauling HW to a undisclosed location at 6am!) on twitter.
Now that Lisa Vanderpump has popped the Real Housewives on Dancing With The Stars cherry, the flood gates have opened. You know all these grasping famewhores already have their publicists on the phone begging for a change at next year's cast!
Being the first Houswife to grace the show with her presence, Lisa confesses it was difficult for her decide to sign on for the very challenging show, but she's ready!
"I did it because it's an honor to be asked. I think it's one of the most glamorous shows on television," the Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsstar told E! "It's exciting and such a challenge, but I am nervous."
While scanning through photos we stumbled upon this uncanny coincidence! It's Taylor Armstrong and Lisa Vanderpump wearing the exact same and very distinctive gown!
Lisa wore hers to the GLAAD awards last year, while Taylor rocked hers at the season 3 premiere of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! So I have to ask, is Taylor raiding Lisa's dressing suite? Or is it a total accident?
[Credits: Adriana M. Barraza / WENN.com & Daniel Tanner/WENN.com]
See, Taylor is BFF withLinda Thomposn, who used to be married to David Foster. Unfortunately it seems Linda has a serious case of the jellybeans both over the show and David moving on to the exquisite Yofabulous. Yolanda has been hearing through the grapevine that Taylor has been talking behind her back and making accusations about her marriage stemming from Linda. When Yolanda confronted Taylor, Taylor denied any feelings of ill-will.
"Taylor was one of the women who did not really embrace me coming into this group and I kept hearing that she had issues with me so I finally decided to confront her," Yolandashares in her Bravo Blog.
Also, now that Julianne Hough is a bona fide movie star, will her brother Derek continue to dance on the show (well, duh…he needs to find girlfriends!) or will he be looking beyond ABC for other career opportunities? Burning questions, people, burning questions!