Last night the ladies of Real Housewives Of New York headed to Miami. No one was very happy about it except for Luann de Lesseps who is eager for the opportunity to show off her amazing, transformational, earth shattering, soul mating love – again. Yes, I think the operative word is “mating”. With other Housewives that is! Which begs the question: are three Housewives better than one?
I understand why Bethenny doesn’t want to go, since sharks smell blood, but why can’t the other ladies go as planned? Bethenny can remain in NYC, get her surgery, and then launch Skinnygirl Tampons or something. We all know she doesn’t want to go, and none of the other women actually want her to go – except for maybe Carole Radziwill, who seems to have more fun sans Beth. Beth On/Beth Off – and Mr. Miyagi says you control your own destiny, Carole
To set the tone of the night, Andy plays a video montage of Luann‘s bragging on tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of New York, titled Gloating While Boating starring Luann de Lesseps. Ramona says Luann’s enthusiasm is “over the top.”
Carole has no story line and I’m tired of hearing about her pet-related “drama.” I miss the days of Carole owning people in arguments and throwing shade in the on-camera interviews – but that’s just not how Carole rolls these days.
There are two things that I’m done with in regard to the current season of Real Housewives of New York. First off, I’m tired of everyone selectively excluding (and picking on) my girl Sonja Morgan. Second, I’m so not here for an entire season with Luann de Lesseps accusing all the other women of being jealous just because she is engaged to Tom D’Agostino.
Needless to say, I’m really so annoyed that Luann acts like she does not care about Tom’s romantic/sexual past, but she constantly puts down Sonja when she talks about her interactions with him. I’m so happy Sonja is finally standing up for herself.
First, Michael weighs in on current Real Housewives story lines. AboutTeresa Giudice‘s emotional return, he says, “Great TV. Her hair was fantastic – best hair line in the business.” As for Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s newbies, Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania, he loves them both. About a post-face lift Siggy showing up in bandages, Michael says, “This woman has balls.” He adds that Dolores is fantastic and has a beautiful family.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
Above: Real Housewives of Atlanta star Porsha Williams shared, “You girls know me too well! I just wrapped up my birthday celebration and got this…Keep Calm and Drink Flat Tummy Tea. Thank you @flattummytea for helping me look fiiiiine in my bathing suit!”
I don’t know about you, but I am already over Luann de Lesseps’s engagement to Tom D’Agostino. So I can’t imagine what it’s going to be like next season (when I assume) we will be subjected to her wedding planning. I am also so over Luann talking about how all the ladies are jealous of her engagement.
Luann is weirdly mad at Ramona Singer and Sonja Morgan for getting with her man when (apparently) she knew that they had been with him in the past. They honestly don’t seem to care that Tom is with someone else and they seem happy that Luann is happy, but Lu is really holding onto the drama and playing the jealousy card.
Ramona Singer is hosting all the ladies at Mohegan Sun, because everyone needs a little RHONJ in their lives! Since this is a Tru-ReRamona’d, she will not fight over rooms. No more shrieking and streaking through the house, slamming down curling irons to declare her turf. Instead, as the hostess, Ramona simply claimed the best suite and makes everyone else ‘draw cards’ to choose a room. Naturally, Carole and Bethenny Frankel are exempt because they prefer to share. Two monstrous heads are better than one, when it comes to attacking prey, that is!