I'm going to sound like the biggest old fogey on the planet, but I say it to the young kids all the time (read: the teens and twenty-somethings I used to baby-sit for), "The Internet doesn't go away." That naked picture you sent your boyfriend he swears he deleted? Out there. That video you didn't mean to post of you drinking under age that accidentally made its way to Tumblr because you were too drunk to know better? Still in cyberspace. It's bad enough having to feel generations away from these yahoos (and I'm really not that old!) and their reckless abandon for all things dot.com, but I totally neglected an entirely different dynamic.
It seems that people who are maybe a bit older and not adept in technology need a lesson as well. Case in point? Mario Singer's text messages with his alleged mistress have now been leaked. You know he's thinking, how did that happen? Don't they disappear when I hit send? Nope. Even though it's being reported that Real Housewives of New York star Ramona Singer is attempting to reconcile her ex, she may want reconsider…or at least get on the same text and data plan!
Oh dear. Move on, Jill Zarin. Move on. Pick up that last shred of dignity, head back to Zarin Fabrics, and live life as if Bravo had never happened. Please. Not just for our sake, but for yours too. It's time.
What to do, what to do. Seriously, what does one do when turtle time and Pinot chugging becomes an old story line? Some media outlets are reporting that the recent rumblings of Mario Singer'sinfidelities are just in time to bring some buzz for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of New York.
While rumors are flying that Mario sent junk selfies to a much younger socialite and may have even gotten her pregnant, Ramona Singer is hinting that all of the hoopla is just made for TV drama courtesy of Bravo. Sure it is.
Weeee-eeeeell. What have we here?! Remember in Real Housewives of New York season 4 when the ladies were in Morocco and visited a fortune teller. And remember Kelly Bensimon translated the woman's French and claimed she said Mario Singer was cheating on Pinot Singer. And remember Sonja Morgan bawling about how much she loved Pinot. Well perhaps Pinot was too drunk to remember but we sure aren't! Anyway, according to Page Six those predictions are turning into fact.
Jill Zarin and LuAnn de Lesseps Multiple sources confirm to the infamous tabloid that Mario, aged 60, has been getting cozy with a twenty-something socialite. So cozy in fact that said blonde got knocked up! Mario met his lady on the side in the Hamptons at a party and the two started spending a lot of time together. Even getting together at the Hamptons home he shares with Ramona while she was out of town! Ouch.
Gossip about the clandestine affair spread like wildfire and then socialite's roommate confirmed that the affair was indeed happening. In fact there are even NAKED PHOTOS of Senor Singer to prove sexytime shenanigans took place!