Oh dear. Move on, Jill Zarin. Move on. Pick up that last shred of dignity, head back to Zarin Fabrics, and live life as if Bravo had never happened. Please. Not just for our sake, but for yours too. It's time.
What to do, what to do. Seriously, what does one do when turtle time and Pinot chugging becomes an old story line? Some media outlets are reporting that the recent rumblings of Mario Singer'sinfidelities are just in time to bring some buzz for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of New York.
While rumors are flying that Mario sent junk selfies to a much younger socialite and may have even gotten her pregnant, Ramona Singer is hinting that all of the hoopla is just made for TV drama courtesy of Bravo. Sure it is.
Weeee-eeeeell. What have we here?! Remember in Real Housewives of New York season 4 when the ladies were in Morocco and visited a fortune teller. And remember Kelly Bensimon translated the woman's French and claimed she said Mario Singer was cheating on Pinot Singer. And remember Sonja Morgan bawling about how much she loved Pinot. Well perhaps Pinot was too drunk to remember but we sure aren't! Anyway, according to Page Six those predictions are turning into fact.
Jill Zarin and LuAnn de Lesseps Multiple sources confirm to the infamous tabloid that Mario, aged 60, has been getting cozy with a twenty-something socialite. So cozy in fact that said blonde got knocked up! Mario met his lady on the side in the Hamptons at a party and the two started spending a lot of time together. Even getting together at the Hamptons home he shares with Ramona while she was out of town! Ouch.
Gossip about the clandestine affair spread like wildfire and then socialite's roommate confirmed that the affair was indeed happening. In fact there are even NAKED PHOTOS of Senor Singer to prove sexytime shenanigans took place!
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!
Whether she's wearing floral, faux fur or satin, Ramona works her style, often with a bottle of wine in tow, even on the red carpet. Grab a glass of pinot and take a gander at our fashion flashback gallery of our favorite Real Housewives of New York star.
It didn't work so now she's resorting to slamming former BFF Bethenny Frankel. “She’s a scarecrow," Jill describes. "She has no heart.”
Although I don't disagree with much of what Jill is saying, it's ironic that after years of her saying she misses Bethenny and regrets their friendship falling apart, immediately after Bethenny files for divorce and starts majorly slipping in popularity here is Jill changing her tune!
Let's see what else Jill has to say – it's amazing!
Ramona and Mario Singer and Aviva and Reid Drescher were all attending, but not quite mingling, it seems.
According to Tom Murro, Ramona generously donated some of her Ramona Pinot Grigio for the event. "All the guests were commenting on how much they loved it, and of course Ramona was noticeably enjoying some herself." Of course.
When Tom caught up with Ramona, she gushed, "I loved the concert and such a great cause. It tremendous when celebrities use their fame for the good will of our planet ie rain forest etc. Sting and Trudie are an inspiration to us all, and it really shows how individuals can make a difference!"
Ramona Tweeted out about the event, admitting that she's a terrible bowler. "Excited for tonight's Celebrity All Star Bowling Classic with @2STNYC ! Mario and I can get very competitive! Team captain at lucky strike for charity. Mario is my designated bowler for me as I stink at this game lol". Mario did come through for Ramona with his mad ballin' skills, "Mario just got a strike so excited !!"