Remember the halcyon days of Real Housewives Of New Jersey when a season finale would be a massive family feud involving scandalizing secrets of your sister-in-laws past coming out over appetizers at a Posche Fashion Show?
Or possibly a cavewoman, wearing a the fur she literally just ripped from a wild boar, chasing another woman through a country club screaming expletives, all to the background of sparkly polyester bandage dresses tripping down a runway? Yeah, well that ain’t these days.
As another finale of Real Housewives Of New Jersey is upon us we are reminded of the past, but also look towards a new dawn.
Siggy had such potential when she first showed up on the scene immediately after a face lift while she drank lobster bisque through a straw, but she is trying to be a group therapist on a show with viewers who live for the fighting. It doesn’t line up for me. And not only that, but what is her story line? Aside from getting involved with other people’s lives, please tell me. Someone? Please.
Last night was the pre-finale for Real Housewives Of New Jersey. Since Jacqueline Laurita had laryngitis, she let Milinia do all the talking for her. Finally because at least Milania’s outbursts make a lot more sense! A silent Jacq is still deadly though… thank be the powers of the smart phone put into dumb hands.
Oh that Milania, I don’t care – I love her. Teresa Giudice acknowledges that Milania is not adjusting well to Juicy being “away.” And why should she? On Juicy’s first day in the slammer, Joe,Melissa Gorga, and the kids come over with sprinkle cookies Chinese food to check in on Teresa and the girls. They find Milania mouthing off all kinds of projecting, and Teresa is in a tailspin.
In case you haven’t heard, Jenelle Evans is anxious for Teen Mom 2 fans to see the upcoming season. Because, dude, this is totally the season she finally gets it together and acts responsibly. <eye roll> You know, just ignore all the pictures, like Kaiser bouncing (according to snapchat) on her dog or Jenelle taking Kaiser to the beach in a hurricane, that tell a different story.
As for the more mature and well-adjusted reality TV stars (when compared to Jenelle Evans, at least), look below for photos of Teresa Giudice celebrating Gabriella‘s 12th birthday, Jeff Schroeder and Jordan Lloyd welcoming their baby to the world, Heather Dubrow celebrating Katarina‘s 10th birthday, Jen Arnold‘s cute kids Will and Zoey playing dress up, and many more.