Holy Gorgantuan Mansion! Melissa Gorga and Joe Gorga are going all out on their new home!
Real Housewives of New Jersey star Joe Gorga showed off the plans for their new house via Instagram this week. Joe wrote, "Here it is!! Coming soon. Waiting on permits!" And all we can say is "wow" and "thank God I don't have to clean that!".
Joe was grinning ear to ear as he flashed the sketches for their new dream home. One follower had the right idea when they said "I thought it was a mall!".
While I think that all the Real Housewives of New Jersey fancy themselves as actresses (some of that drama has to be fabricated, right?), it seems that one certain relative of a housewife actually has the acting chops to make it in theater. After a successful run off-Broadway in both My Big Gay Italian Wedding and My Big Gay Italian Funeral, Melissa Gorga's (the one who fancies herself a pop star…coincidence?) sister Kim Pirrella is returning to St. Luke's Theatre for a double encore.
According to a press release we received at RT, "My Big Gay Italian Wedding premiered at the Actor's Playhouse in November 2003. On September 12, 2009, a revised and updated version of the play played a benefit performance at the St. George Theatre in Staten Island; the new production was produced by Dina Manzo of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and was moved to St. Luke's Theatre in Manhattan in May 2010 for a sixteen month run. During the run, the show hosted some major celebrities including Jersey housewives Caroline Manzo and daughter Lauren, Jacqueline Laurita and daughter Ashley, Teresa Giudice and Dina Manzo. Tabatha Coffey also proved to be a huge supporter of the show by making multiple appearances and hosting a hairstyling contest back in 2011."
Tonight Melissa shared the above photo and it's glaringly obvious that she's done something to her face because she's almost unrecognizable. My guess is fillers/Botox since she looked like her old self just one week ago. She's super puffy in the lips and up by her cheek bones and eyes, it's especially noticeable near her right eye.
Melissa wrote, "Skin was feeling dry today.. @drkassir suggests using a physical sunscreen to prevent sun damage even in winter months and a moisturizer/antioxidant to nourish your skin in dry winter months. He has the best products!"
Unless she's having a terrible allergic reaction, this is more than just a little sunscreen.
Rounding up the hottest reality TV stars of 2013 was no easy task. But there was one person we all agreed on here at Reality Tea – Brody Jenner!
Keeping Up with the Kardashians is not my cup of tea. I've seen enough of it, however, to know that the eye candy that is Brody is the best thing to ever happen to that mind-numbing show. Will I watch? Still no. But I will most definitely enjoy Brody's increased presence in the media while he sits under the big top of the Kardashian Famewhore Circus.
Look below for my list of reality TV's hottest stars. It's not perfect, I know, but it's my opinion. Enjoy!
Twins Nicole and Teresa Napolitano have joined the cast. Unfortunately reports say the constant cat fighting lobbed at them by Teresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga is proving to be too much and they're already ready to quit!
Go figure that once Teresa and Melissa team up they get unbelievably crazy. This weekend the twins along with their friend (and new Friend of the Housewives) Amber Marchese got into with Melissa during a cast trip to Atlantic City.