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Are you seated? Good. Here is some really crazy news…Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evan's new boyfriend may NOT have the most sincere of intentions when it comes to his courtship with the troubled reality star. I know, I know…I'll give you a few minutes to recover!
Earlier this week, the former Teen Mom star announced that she was off to Florida for a 10-day kid free vacation stint in rehab for alcohol abuse. Now, Farrah has revealed a few details about the "alcohol free" restaurant she is planning to open in Texas. Perfectly timed details, of course.
"The main theme and purpose of why I'm making this restaurant is really the community involvement," saidFarrah the Humanitarian. "It's called DDs."
Former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham never ever disappoints me when it comes to interviews. Seriously. As much as I cannot stand Farrah, the person, I simply cannot deny that I love Farrah, the interviewee.
Yesterday, Farrah sat down with the always raunchy Howard Stern and it was nothing short of amazing. I mean, there were a few instances where I thought might vomit, but the rest … I have recapped for your reading pleasure. Please hold your applause until the end. Thank you, and enjoy!
Once Howard establishes who this Farrah Abraham person is – because he truly has NO idea – he compliments her banging body. (the body, not the face, mind you) Farrah says that she tries to stay healthy, adding, "I'm a chef. I try to work out as much as often but it's hard sometimes with my daughter, traveling, and work."
In what universe is Farrah a real chef? And.. as much as often? Well, she is certainly off to a great start, no?
Friday afternoon, Miranda tweeted, "Today in just a few hours, Corey and I will be joined in marriage. Happiest and most blessed day of my life. I love you handsome." Corey responded, "Miranda, can't wait to see your pretty self in a few hours." AWWW. She sure is pretty, isn't she?!
After the wedding, Corey's dad, Jeff Simms, shared, "My daughter in law is an absolute joy! We are blessed to have her in our family," adding, "Sitting here tonight feeling pretty blessed. Aliannah started walking, [Aleeah] Gracie is doing great, Corey married an angel."
Corey and ex-wife Leah Calvert successfully co-parent Aleeah Grace and Aliannah Hope, and while the two couples get along well, Leah and Jeremy Calvert did not attend the wedding.
Earlier today, Reality Tea reported that Farrah Abraham has enrolled in Pace University's online Lubin School of Business, with a plan to focus on internal auditing and accounting. Farrah shared that she expects to use the degree when she opens her own restaurant.
Personally, I think the former Teen Mom star is way more likely to pursue the "lube business" than to graduate from the Lubin School of Business. Actually, given her hapless spelling/grammar skills, she might have meant to Google lube when she happened upon lubin. Oh my. Farrah and/or her business professor might be in for quite a shock when she hands in her first assignment.
Okay. I kid. Farrah obviously knows that she has enrolled in a business school; however, my brain will forever read it as Lube School. Coincidentally, while promoting Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom at the Exxxotica expo in Florida, Farrah shared more about her plans.
Someone has made an education connection, y'all! When you come into a heap of money, whether it's from an inheritance, a tax return, or, say, selling a faux homemade sex tape, you should always be fiscally responsible.
That said, we could all learn a lesson in responsibility from Teen Mom'sFarrah Abraham. The star of Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom just oozes financial maturity…among other things. She's not wasting her spoils on impulse buys. Instead, Farrah is going back to school!
What can I say about Teen MomFarrah Abraham that hasn't already been said? Wait…I can think of a few things. She's humble, she's kind, she's anything but a famewhore, and she always tells the truth. There, I did it!
In today's Farrah news, the reality turned adult film star is angering Justin Bieber's neighbors and pondering the fact that her high school guy friends have seen her naked. Oh, and she's also sharing her sadness about the recent hurricane in Oklahoma. Yes, you read that correctly. While you read on, I'll be shaking my head in amazement.
Can you sing the alphabet? You needn't go far…"A-B-C-D" Okay stop. You have reached the letter that encapsulates this entire blog post. D. As in D-List…if I'm being generous. VH1's Couples Therapy is awesome at bringing the most irrelevant and desperate reality couples together for one last ditch attempt at that fifteenth minute.
This season is no different. Producers have reached deep into their vault and resurrected some folks who are going to make for hilariously awful television. We've got some MTV clingers, a clock wearing rapper (I do love him), and a purveyor of topless ladies…just to name a few. It should be a very interesting mix, that's for sure!