Aaaaahhh… the Teen Mom chronicles 1 through 3, and even OG! Starting with Teen Mom 3 -Mackenzie McKee wants a boob job and thinks you lovely people should help her buy some!
After Mackenzie got temporarily dumped by her hubby Josh McKee (the two are now back together and working out constantly) the former MTV star started pursuing her divorce makeover! Of course, now she’s pursuing the my hot husband needs me to have a nice rack makeover, except she wants us to pay for it! My Magic Hate Ball says: #NotLikely
In not so shocking news, another Jenelle Evans relationship has come to an end with her boyfriend/fiance/husband being hauled off to jail for domestic violence. It’s a rite of passage, really, for those who end a relationship with the messy Teen Mom 2 star. In case you’ve misplaced your flow chart, Jenelle was most recently engaged to Nathan Griffith, the father of her second child.
Police were called to Jenelle and Nathan‘s home around 4:45 a.m. yesterday morning. No arrests were made during that (probably regularly scheduled) visit, but the police were called back yesterday afternoon and Nathan was arrested for domestic violence. According to the Horry County police report, there was a physical fight involving a toilet and an engagement ring. Only on Teen Mom.
So Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith seem to confuse twitter with PRIVACY. Or who knows maybe these two are trolling us with their constant online breakups, because it seems the Teen Mom 2 stars have called off their engagement – again!
Not that anyone is surprised, but the two aired all their dirty laundry on twitter, where cheating accusations and THOT-iness, were cited as reasons for the latest destruction of Jenelle and Nathan. Oh so sad, I was really hoping for a gorgeous and classy Teen Mom wedding. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to rely on Farrah for that!
So, settle in grab your coffee, this is gonna be a long one. What am I doing to myself first thing in the morning? I do love a good investigation!
So, what’s a reality TV famewhore to do when ending their engagement to another reality TV famewhore? Tweet it! Yesterday in a twitter rant of epic proportions Nathan Griffith called off his engagement (of less than a month) to Jenelle Evans!
Have no fear, however, because after erupting into a vitriolic twitter feud over what appeared to be Jenelle communicating with RECENT ex-husband Courtland Rogers, the Teen Mom 2 star and Nathan are back together. Because it’s not like Nathan is gonna give-up that MTV paycheck and get a real J-O-B!
Let’s break this down (I warn you now – get some wine.)
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from this week. Enjoy!
Above: Peter Thomas shared, “On the road again, me and my baby, like Bonnie and Clyde, got to get that money.”
Of course everyone immediately suspected MTV either paid for the ring or Nathan used the Teen Mom 2 star’s MTV money to buy it because generally unemployed people with three children to marginally support cannot afford diamonds that cost upwards of $4,000! Especially when you add court and legal fees to the bills they have to pay.
Of course, unemployed people generally don’t go on luxury vacations to St. Thomas with a group of friends, either! The Jenelle insists that Nathan both bought the ring himself and also paid for Jenelle, and 2 of their close friends to be in St. Thomas for the totally unplanned and impromptu proposal!