We barely saw Corey Simms on last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2 – even Nathan Griffith had more air time than him! – but other than that, last night’s episode was centered on dads, the old, the new, the steps, and the born again.
Chelsea Houska wants to replace Aubree’s old dad, Adam Lind, with new dad, Cole DeBoer. Adam accepts Cole as Aubree’s step-dad, but refuses to be ousted as DAD. Isaac’s step-dad, Javi Marroquin, is about to leave for a six month deployment, and dad, Jo Rivera, is prepared to help Kailyn Lowry. Jenelle Evans considers letting Nathan see his son, while she celebrates her birthday in New York with David Eason, who has a couple of kids of his own. AndLeah Messer is getting along especially well with Addie’s dad, Jeremy Calvert. She thinks there may be a new spark with her old flame, which would conveniently spare her from having a fourth kid with a third man.
Cole finally pops the question! We don’t get to see it happen, but we see a few cute pictures and Aubree draws it out for her grandma. Here’s how it went down: Cole took Chelsea to his favorite spot in the woods where he had pictures of the two of them and Aubree hanging on surrounding trees. Aubree was with him so he asked her if it was okay to marry her mommy. He had already asked Chelsea’s parents for their permission and he designed the ring. We get it, Cole is disgustingly perfect.
Jenelle boils hot dogs for Kaiser while friend/roommate/nanny Tori’s presence assures him he’s not alone with his mom. “We gotta wipe your hands. Forget it, we’re not wiping your hands,” Jenelle says in one breath before putting Kaiser in his crib to scream alone while she hangs out in bed with Tori.
Do Jenelle’s lips really look good, or is it just that they look good compared to Farrah’s? Now if she could learn to keep them closed, that would be a real improvement! Speaking of improvement, or lack thereof, Jenelle hasn’t learned much from her previous encounters with the law and we find out she has been arrested AGAIN. This time for assault against Nathan’s new girlfriend Jessi, who looks like an older (tamer?) version of Jenelle. According to Jenelle, “the judge is gonna be like, ‘this is stupid.’” DUDE, all she did was throw water at the girl and the glass slipped! Likely story.
Settle in for a heaping bowl of ridiculous served Jenelle Evans style! In several interviews Jenelle reacts to her various twitter feuds with otherTeen Mom 2 stars, plus her consecutive custody battles with Barbara Evans and Nathan Griffin. She also brags of the wonders of boyfriend of the month David Eason. Delights aplenty are below.
First up Jenelle on her twitter altercations with Kail Lowry.
“Me and Kail, we’ve been on edge lately and I don’t want to associate with her anymore because it seems like she keeps the argument going,” accuses Jenelle. “I dropped it. She keeps going making snide comments and stuff. I just think it’s really rude of her.”
Yesterday Nathan was arrested on a warrant for larceny stemming from a CITIZEN’S ARREST sought by Jenelle! What is the world coming to?! Apocalypse now!
The drama all started when Jenelle and her boyfriend David Eason returned from their vacation only to find her car missing from long-term parking. Instead of calling the cops, the Teen Mom 2 star went to them claiming Nathan stole the vehicle. Here’s the catch: the car is registered in both Nathan AND Jenelle’s names, so she couldn’t press charges against him for that, only for the merchandise inside the car which belongs to her, which included a car seat, clothing, an iPad, tanning lotion, and jewelry valued at around $1000. Who leaves all that in their car then goes on vacation? #Idiot!
Obviously, the Teen Mom 2 star took David and Kaiser on this pap stroll in an attempt to make her ex-fiance and Kaiser’s dad, Nathan Griffith, jealous. The pictures are so staged it’s comical. Sadly, Kaiser is nothing more than a pawn in Jenelle‘s game, and as per usual,Jace is nowhere to be seen.
Just before this photo shoot, Jenelletweeted about David, “If it wasn’t for this man IDK how [I] would make it through most of my days.” Isn’t that sweet? Such kind words coming from a mother of two about her flavor the month. Look below to see pictures of Jenelle, David, and Kaiser’s stroll through the park, if for no other reason than to see how David looks outside of a cop car, because we all know that’s the next “stroll” for every man dumb enough to date Jenelle Evans.