Kim Kardashian has always been one for revealing details, but does she go too far in a new LOVE Magazine interview – where she also poses for a heavily photoshopped FULL FRONTAL?
Proving there’s no amount of attention Kim is not above seeking (as if we didn’t know that already) the eternal Keeping Up With The Kardashians star spills all about her urination malfunctions, her favorite sexy times, how she is a boon to the economy, and reminisces about that sex tape!
Below are some juicy quotes from the article, where Kim was interviewed by model Cara Delevingne, as well as photos, and also photos of Kim trotting her favorite accessory North around! This version comes in a toddler-sized fur quote.
CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR PHOTOS! (NSFW)
Well, it’s no Bound 2, and for that I am very, very thankful! Kanye West is premiering a new video, and instead of riding a motorcycle with his naked wife Kim Kardashian, he’s walking through a field with precious daughter North. The father-daughter duo is even dressed alike in Kimye regulation black and blah. His latest single “Only One” is a tribute to his daughter and his late mother Donda, and the video is directed by Spike Jones.
The song is a collaboration with the great Sir Paul McCartney. I’ve still not gotten over that whole Twitter situation where some teens saw a picture of Kanye and the iconic Beatles star together and wondered who was the old man hanging out with Yeezy. Kids today. That was a joke, right?
In the article Kim spills all about her personal life while complaining that North, her favorite little accessory which she constantly parades about in her never-exhausting quest for attention, doesn’t have privacy. Kim obviously has never bothered to learn the definition of “irony.”
Kim insists she and Kanye West are not only obsessed with looking at each other and using each other for publicity, but obsessed with using their daughter too! “We’re obsessed with our family, we love our daughter so much. We’re kind of obsessed with each other,” Kim gushes of her life.
Kim Kardashian, who almost never smiles and always lacks a sparkle in her eyes, posted a rare picture of herself smiling on Twitter yesterday. Then she felt the need to point out 1) that she is smiling and 2) why that is such a rare occurrence. “See I do smile… even laugh on occasion,” she tweeted. “Not too often though because it causes wrinkles.”
Huh. I thought Kim was just too cool to smile since she married Kanye West. Or that he outlawed it, along with a colorful wardrobe for North and a tasteful wardrobe for Kim. Well, now that that is cleared up, check out pictures of the soulless ones wearing black and white and staring blankly into a camera, also known as the Kardashian Christmas party, below.
Aaahhhh… One major holiday down, only Christmas and Hanukkah to go! Which got me thinking … what should our favorite reality TV stars be hoping to receive this year, besides coal of course?!
It’s been a year of ups and downs, and some surprising turn arounds (Ms. Kenya Moore‘s twirl of redemption, anyone?!) for our favorite reality stars. Some of them have been very good: Ho, Ho, HO! and for that they deserve a little love, but some of them deserve only coal. Below is our roundup of reality TV stars Christmas lists. Let’s hope some of them get their wishes!
Kourtney Kardashian must secretly love all things breakfast because this past week she was the guest of honor at not one, but two breakfast-themed baby showers!
Kourtney is due soon with her third child with Scott Disick and their upcoming arrival is being celebrated by her friends and family. Kourtney attended a Breakfast at Tiffany’s baby shower late last week, thrown by her sisters Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. It looked like a classic/elegant-ish affair. Kourtney said, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Thank you to @kimkardashian and @khloekardashian for the magical, unforgettable perfectly charming baby shower.”
But her baby shower over the weekend is the one that has my interest. Kourtney’s friends threw her a pancake and pajama party at IHOP! Brilliant idea. Yesterday she Tweeted a few pics from the second shower – complete with piles of whipped cream and hot cocoa and a cake. Cake for breakfast? This shower gets better by the minute! She shared, “I have the best friends in the world! Sunday morning 9am IHOP in our pajamas! #fancyBabyShower.”
Kim Kardashian is currently in Australia to promote her new perfume (it smells like her specialty, oiled up plastic) while North West‘s “aunties” take her to the zoo and treat her to her first hot chocolate. Poor Kim is probably anxious to be home with her precious little girl again.
HAHAHA. Just. Kidding.
Actually, Kim is headed to India and Dubai next. North? North who?? While in India, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians fameho will move into the Bigg Boss house as “a guest to interact with the contestants.” Bigg Boss is India’s version of Big Brother. Obviously, the Bigg Boss contestants lost a challenge, and Kim Kardashian is their punishment.
Kim and her little accessory Nori flew out of LAX on Wednesday night, with Nori decked out in a “Yeezus Tour” jacket promoting her dad – and cut off jean shorts with leggings and black hiking boots. North’s satin jacket must’ve been pretty slippery because Kim can barely keep a grip on her.
They arrived in NYC and Kim headed out on a date with Kanye, wearing matching Balmain jackets. Kim forgot to pack pants.