Kanye West is the male version of Farrah Abraham. Anytime either Kanye or Farrah give an interview, I get a headache trying to make sense of it! I sit and stare at the words, hoping they will unscramble themselves, but they never do.
Kanye talked to GQ shortly after his wedding. The result is what I have come to expect from Kanye, scrambled nonsense yet strangely entertaining.
Kanye compared his new wife, Kim Kardashian, to a dinosaur. Because she’s “cool” and “rarely seen” just like a dinosaur. Um, rarely?! First, when was the last time Kanye saw a dinosaur? Second, Kim can be seen 24/7 via Instagram.
Kim Kardashian celebrated North West's first birthday today with a backyard bash she dubbed "kidchella."
The birthday party featured a Ferris wheel, teepees and a bouncy house – and custom Yeezus shirts for kids. Seriously. Kim,Kris Jenner and Khloe shared photos of the festivities, including a video of Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner rocking out on a mini-stage. No photos of the birthday girl, though. The family seemed to be most impressed with the Ferris wheel as all of them shared the same photo on Instagram.
I have to say that I'm a little shocked that it wasn't more elaborate, at least from what they've shared so far. I was expecting even more than this. A full sized Ferris wheel is pretty over-the-top, but this is Kimye we're talking about. Was Kanye even there? Or was he still in France? Khloe and Kourtney flew home last night. I wonder if that means they're already done filming their spinoff in the Hamptons or if they'll be heading back.
UPDATED: Look! Kim and Kanye and North WERE in attendance. They must've been busy Photoshopping the picture to perfection (like their wedding photo) before posting it!
While her new husband was spitting out gems of knowledge across town, Kim Kardashian gave a refreshingly candid interview to MailOnline while in Cannes, France to attend the Cannes Lions Creativity Conference.
The reality star and mother spoke openly about her parenting tactics, the future of her reality TV show and giving baby North a brother or sister someday. And she did it all in the Kim K fashion we have come to expect, she looked gorgeous in a custom Balmain dress made out of the fanciest rope I have ever seen.
Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! So what you're about to read has got to be one of the most far-fetched and ridiculous things I've ever heard, until you realize it's about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, and ridiculousness for these two is any given Tuesday. It would actually be more far-fetched to hear about them doing something normal…like grocery shopping, or volunteering, or, I don't know, staying out of the public eye for a quick minute.
Sadly, we all know that will never happen. Ever. So, in the meantime, let's discuss North West'sfirst birthday, shall we? It's today. Happy birthday, kid. Use those candles to wish for a tiny bit of normalcy, to never be dressed by your father, and that genetics don't curse you with your mother's ass.
Parents of the Year (something tells me that is the title of an upcoming Kanye Westdelusional rant rap!) After returning from their honeymoon last week, Kim Kardashian and Kanye are back to their busy jobs of… taking more trips!
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians couple just returned from a lavish trip through Prague and Ireland and now they are headed to Punta Mita for another lavish trip at a private home to celebrate Kanye's 37th birthday. How is that not declared a national holiday?
Unfortunately Kimye may be missing something important… daughter North's first birthday. Kim knew there was something she forgot, but she assumed it was a hair appointment. North turns 1 on June 15th, which is this Sunday so hopefully they'll return in time. (They probably will since it's also Father's Day – photo ops!) Honestly I think the most time those two have spent with their child is when they posed for their Vogue cover. However a source tells Us Weekly Kim is planning to have another baby soon. Kim is hoping for a boy.
About Kim's wedding, Krisgushed, "It was so beautiful and magical – and that feeling went through every single person. It was just a love fest. It was the most wonderful time I think I've ever had and it's hard to explain that to somebody in words." Kris also revealed thatKim has changed her name to Kim Kardashian West. At least for the next 72ish days.
Kanye WestandKim Kardashianwere married on Saturday at the Forte di Belvedere in Florence, Italy. Kim wore a white lace Givenchy Haute Couture gown, complete with a long silk white veil, and Kanye wore a Givenchy tuxedo.
After the wedding ceremony, Kanye treated his guests to a 20-minute speech, during which he called Kim his "ideal art" and the "ideal celebrity."
Kanye referred to the Kardashians as an "industry" and "the most remarkable people of our time" who "make the world a better place." He continued, "I am defined by being a celebrity. The world is our altar. They feel like it's okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in a SNL spoof. We don't negotiate. We're not like that. We're not stupid."
One more day til Kim Kardashian is a married woman. Sort of. We think. For the third time.
Kim and her family continue to parade around Paris, overdressed and with an entourage of paparazzi and KUWTK cameras. Last night Kim stepped out with her sisters and girlfriends (including bestie La La Anthony) for a bachelorette dinner and to pose for pics by the Eiffel tower and other landmarks. We're rounded up some more photos of the Kardashian-Jennerclan all around Paris flaunting their..err..fashion?
Included below is mother of the bride Kris Jenner, looking happier than ever to see the cameras, Kanye West shushing photographers as Kim pushed daughter Nori in the stroller, and the rest of the K-J crew out shopping and lunching and doing whatever it is that they do.