After playing a clip of Apollo Nida seeing a divorce attorney, Andy asks if Randy Kessler is the only attorney in Atlanta. Kandi says that he’s the guy who did Todd’s prenup, too. Lisa chimes in that everyone goes to him. Andy wishes he could go through Randy’s files.
Last night’s episode of Real Housewives Of Atlanta featured a battle of the THOTS. Well, really it was more of a battle of THOT accusations coming from Porsha Williams! Porsha and Cynthia Bailey are angry at each other over the reunion; Cynthia felt Porsha’s physical aggression was out-of-line, but Porsha is annoyed that Cynthia has “flip-flopped” her opinion on the matter – sometimes saying she understood Porsha was provoked and other times saying it was completely unacceptable.
Really, Porsha and Cynthia are angry at each other because their ‘bosses’ NeNe Leakes and Kenya Moore don’t like each other so they pawns in a larger game for who will be crowned MISS RHOA! I wonder if The Bailey Agency will host the pageant… they so excel at them! More on that later, but first – Nights at The Apollo!
Everyone is still reeling from Apollo Nida‘s reveal that he “Krayonce’d” his relationship with Kenya, aka imagined she was there in LA, coming onto him in hotel rooms, and offering him fellatio. See this is Karma – Kenya was making up menz all over the world from Africa to Atlanta, and here is Apollo making up Kenyas!
I had to resist the urge to write this post in all capital letters because I could not agree more with Kenya Moore‘s blog this week. So much so, I want to scream it! Sing it while twirling down the middle of a busy street! Send a copy of it to her Real Housewives of Atlanta co-stars! I will spare you the capital letters, but I can’t promise I won’t twirl here or there. #Kidding #NotCrazy #NotTwirling
“Brandon is the funny to my bone and the little brother I’ve always wanted. He is my constant source of sunshine. His impersonations and jokes always have me in stitches. ‘Really B*tch‘ was inspired by all the hypocrites and contrarians that are verbose when it comes to maligning me. i.e., I’m a whore but I can’t get a man, I’m fake but two new Housewives got their boobs done this year, I paid a man to play my boyfriend but I’m broke,” shares Kenya. “These ridiculous oxymoronic statements never cease to amaze me as to how they would be spoken from anyone’s mouth.”
It’s no secret that Porsha Williams and Kenya Moore despise each other – and despite Apollo Nida admitting that he lied about Kenya propositioning him in LA, Porsha isn’t so sure we’re getting the whole truth. But one thing she is sure of is that she and Kenya will never be friends!
Oh lord, Porsha is about to be called the ultimate “slut-shamer” because despite what we’ve learned she’s questioning some facts – and unabashedly defending Phaedra Parks‘ “Whore-Moore” reaction.
“When this whole affair took place two years ago, even though I wasn’t that close to Phaedra at the time, I felt her pain. I know what it is like to be with someone who isn’t faithful. I can’t imagine how it must have felt to think your husband is possibly sleeping with a co-worker or being inappropriate,” the Real Housewives Of Atlanta extra says. (“Affair?)
Apollo told Phaedra he wanted a divorce and is seen meeting with a divorce attorney on next week’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta episode remains optimistic that they’ll work it out. Speaking from prison he admits, “Yes, we’ve had problems — especially over the last year — but we’ve gotten on terms now where I can call her and it’s cordial.”
NeNe Leakes kept her the Real Housewives of Atlanta blog short – but not so sweet – this week. I imagine she’ll have a lot more to say when she’s back in Atlanta on next Sunday’s episode. I can hardly wait.
Along with a link to her blog, NeNe tweeted, “There is no need 4 me 2 waste words on people who deserve my silence. So I’ll let you b the judge … #TheThirstIsREAL.” NeNe silent? Only in my dreams! Of course those people include Cynthia Bailey, Apollo Nida, and Kenya Moore.
NeNe thanked those who supported her in Las Vegas, adding, “We’ve got one woman working in Vegas at Zumanity doing something different and out of the box, while the others sit around a bar to gossip and lie.”
Last night on Real Housewives Of Atlanta a little redemption was served piping hot and brewed strong. Apollo Nida came clean about lies he told about Kenya Moore trying to get with him. The most shocking thing is that everyone was shocked Apollo would lie in the first place; liars lie, and so do criminals.
Lord – these are trying times when I have to type the word “fellatio” over and over again, but so be it. Thank you Bravo.
Apollo decided he could take no more of living in deceit – his soul needed purging, the man must be redeemed. Apparently two steps outside a prison cell he had an epiphany – and he ain’t gonna do bad no more! OK, well not quite, but Apollo finally copped up to lying about Kenya.