Real Housewives Of Atlanta is almost over (can I get an Amen!), and Bravo just released the first preview of the dramatic reunion! The theme was apparently all the ladies wearing white as they tried to out-virginal each other while rehashing old issues about who’s the biggest whore?!
You can watch the dramatic clip below! Which features NeNe Leakes having a dramatic meltdown while confronting painful issues from her past.
Andy Cohen dished on the unexpected happenings during the reunion and reveals things were very different, thanks in part to Dr. Jeff attending to help mediate between the ladies. Uhhh… why haven’t they been doing this for every reunion, like ever?!
It’s just what your Tuesday afternoon needed: more reality star photos to browse through! You know you’re dying to check out the horrible reality star fashion while you’re watching the clock for the moment you can ditch work and go home…to jump on the computer and browse some more Reality Tea.
So when Claudia Jordan was bragging about “doing the work,” I assume she meant to keep her job on Real Housewives Of Atlanta, because that’s the only reason to start drama at a charity event, right? Miss Peace & Positivity of Walmart got janky with NeNe Leakes over a chafing dish of asparagus and Lord she is lucky that NayNay was locked in the Escalade because otherwise that hollandaise would have been all over Claudia’s wig for days!
The ladies have returned from the Philippines and everyone’s like LOOOOOVE! LIIIIIIGHT! We get along! We’re FRIIIIIENDS. Kinda. Until NeNe enters the picture and someone is in the position to get in her face with a pair of chicken tongs! If you had tried that with Kandi Burruss she would have just taken a bite!
Phaedra Parks is hosting a Save Our Sons (S.O.S.) luncheon event which will bring fatherless boys together with successful black men. Everyone is getting along (and Phaedra Parks, Esq. will sue your fake-ass if you cause drama), so all of the ladies are invited. There must have been a dress code imposed because Porsha Williams left her Princess of THOTland ensembles at home – no need to resuscitate anyone in the middle of Arlen Griffin’s speech!
They start out talking about Phaedra’s coffee enema – I’ll spare you that conversation. They then play one of Andy’s games and show different situations with NeNe and share their opinions on her reactions to each thing or her over-reactions. He shows a clip of NeNe walking out of the therapy session. Porsha says that NeNe was attacked and felt she had the right to tell the doctor exactly how she felt.
“Looking back and seeing the ladies all doing something we’ve never done before together — and in harmony — was nothing short of a miracle!” Claudia exclaims.
And Claudia wasn’t really surprised Phaedra and Kenya were able make amends. “I actually got teary eyed watching a real moment happen. And I was proud of the progress these two ladies made,” she gushes. “They have come such a long way. See how wonderful things can happen when you ‘do the work’?”
Kenya and Phaedra finally managed to find some resolution to the drama that spurned from Apollo Nida and the case of what may or may not have been an inappropriate relationship (and texting), but definitely featured some inappropriate flirting and some seriously venomous insults on both sides! All in all it was a cesspool of regrettable actions that needed to be cleansed!
Whether or not Kenya and Phaedra will ever be BFF (or even acquaintances), both ladies are relieved to have talked, sincerely opened-up, and feel at peace with what transpired in the Philippines.
The girls are still in Manila at the uber 5-star peace and progress drama rehab. It’s minutes before they’re supposed to check out but Kenya is still soaking up that last 5 minutes of attention whoring (see what I did there?! LOL) by wandering around the pool in a bikini showing her butt crack to maximum Maxim. What was it Krayonce was screaming about coochie and butt crack? Anyway — that’s all in the past – she wants us to conveniently forget all of her past indiscretions. Hey I will, I want to, let’s move ON! However, if Kenya wants to show Porsha Williams that while she is the one dressed like a THOT on instagram, Kenya was a THOT of the oldschool on such magazines as STUFF and FHM, I’ll go along.
Kenya twirls back to her suite, escorting Claudia Jordan and Cynthia Bailey, the smoke in her tilt-a-twirl’s line of fire. There they discuss the marvel of Phaedra finally talking to Kenya! Claudia secret-smiles over how amazing she is for bringing peace to the group, then our simpering sycophant tells Kenya how much she deserves the apology for all she has put-up with. OK, seriously?
Porsha Williams meant it when she said in therapy she wanted to move on from everyone’s issues. So when the Real Housewives Of Atlanta cast landed in Manila she was disappointed that Claudia Jordan tried to turn dinner into yet another therapy session – this one involving Phaedra Parks! Although she praises Claudia for the positive vacation, Porsha doesn’t believe Claudia should be meddling in whatever issues Phaedra has going on with Cynthia Bailey or Kenya Moore!