We’re only two episodes in to The Real Housewives of Atlanta, and already, Kenya Moore has had two spats with castmates – namely, Porsha Williams and Sheree Whitfield. Kenya has no shame in her game though, defending her right to throw Porsha out of Moore Manor, and claiming she was “shocked” by Sheree having “so much negativity in her heart” at her housewarming party.
I’m still a little bit confused about how the friendship between Kandi Burruss and Phaedra Parks went south, but I’m just gonna blame Apollo Nida. That’s an easy thing to do – no one would ever go against someone hating on Apollo.
While Apollo has been ensconced in Fort Dix Federal Correctional Facility to serve an eight-year fraud sentence, he managed to entice another woman to marry him. Sources close to production say we’ll get to hear all about it on Real Housewives Of Atlanta later on this season.
Last night the ladies were throwing out the dirty buttermilk on each other. So, turn your prayer cloth into a strainer and start diluting that crud with holy water before you serve it up with biscuits! (That made no sense, but it sounds Phaedra Parks-ian).
Things begin at Moore Manor where Kenya is hosting a housewarming party. I know, I know… whoever heard of a housewarming party for an unfinished house? But even worse – whoever heard of a housewarming party for the ghosts of one’s past in the form of unwelcome guests. Unless of course you’re related to the Addams’s Family or Ebenezer Scrooge.
Now that Phaedra Parks is finally divorced from the currently incarcerated Apollo Nida, the fans want to know if she’s dating anyone special. Everyone who watches Real Housewives of Atlanta knows that these two were not exactly in a good place before Apollo went to prison and the fact that he will be locked up for years is definitely going to help matters, so we all saw this one coming. As far as I can tell, Phaedra doesn’t have a boyfriend, but she has revealed what she’s looking for in a new man.
Phaedra has been very adamant about waiting until she’s officially (legally) single before dating again which is admirable. Not only that, but her life is so public since she’s a reality star so I don’t blame her to taking her time before she is ready to bring someone new into the picture. Plus, Phaedra has two young sons who I’m sure play a very important factor in her dating decisions.
Only on Bravo would an unfinished mcmansion-off be an important event. And with that subject in mind returns Real housewives Of Atlanta. We have waited for months – and in one case YEARS – to spy the unfinished results of Moore Manor and Chateau Sheree, and finally our prayers have been answered. I was not disappointed.
Also, Sheree Whitfield – do not ever leave me again! She is my all-time favorite Housewife and it feels wonderful to finally come clean about this. LONG LIVE She By SheShade! Sheree was in top-notch form for her anointed return, deftly deflecting Kenya Moore‘s homesteading hostilities with a dismissive side-eye and at one point, a sip of what I do believe was a twenty-two through a straw. You can build a liberry in the ChateauNoNo, but you can’t take the bubbling shade out of our Sheree!
With season nine of The Real Housewives of Atlanta coming to our TV screens this Sunday, we are looking forward to new drama from the familiar faces we’ve grown to love (and scream at) for years. Although there won’t be any new women, there will be new alliances, new divorces, and some fresh shade. Based on the previews alone, this looks like a season not to be missed.