As per usual, Kim denied getting her nose done and threw some insults at Kenya Moore. She addressed her son Kash‘s trip to the emergency room after he was attacked by a dog. She also attempted to clear up that weird tweet she sent to Chrissy Teigen offering up her daughter Brielle Biermann for oral sex to get John Legend tickets. Basically, she was laying the framework to return to Real Housewives of Atlanta next year.
Hand me some smelling salts, cause I have the vapors after part 4 of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta! Well all knew it was coming, but somehow seeing Phaedra Parks expose herself as a bonafide liar and a fraud of the sort that even surpasses Housewives nastiness was still a shock! And I don’t even know what to call her, an emotionless vessel of shade that has reached its sell-by date, but that nonsense went TOO FAR! Actually it went beyond crossing the line into crossing the galaxy.
There we all are, sitting on the reunion stage in our sparkly dresses, with our hair all puffed up, and our smirks frozen into irritated condescension, our voices permanently poised at a register for battle and self-defense, when out PorshaWilliams came out with the revelation Phaedra is the one who told her of Kandi Burruss‘ alleged plan to drug and rape her one fateful night. Phaedra related that she heard this information this directly from the Kandi Factory – more specifically from Kandi’s mouth.
Since this was no word on the street, Porsha decided it was believable, and “asked” Kandi about it in front of millions, then spent months defending herself against accusations that she’s a liar.
Kenya Moore is never one to waste an opportunity to throw shade – and she’s certainly not wasting the opportunity to affix a halo atop that tarnished pageant crown and Moore Haircare while Phaedra Parks is so much worse for the wear following the scandalous revelations that came out of the Real Housewives Of Atlanta reunion.
After years of feuding with Phaedra, it is finally Kenya who is the victor waving the scepter over her spoils. Good for you, Krayonce! Taking us way back to the origins of her feud with Phaedra, Kenya dredges up the Donkey Booty/Stallion Booty workout video war to explain how she and Phaedra ended up where they are today.
Cynthia Bailey is like an old-fashioned Housewife from back in the day when Housewives was about the interpersonal family dramas, not feuding with cast members over strange social protocol or complete lies. Still Cynthia is sharing a show with these ladies and their “disgusting and disappointing” behavior.
After a whole season of Porsha Williams claiming that “someone” told her that Kandi Burruss wanted to drug and rape her, I (and many other viewers) just assumed that she was making all of that up to get some screen time and bring down Kandi. Needless to say, I was shocked when Porsha outed her “best friend” Phaedra Parks as the one who started that rumor during part three of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion.
Am I surprised that Phaedra did this? No. Not at all, especially at this point, but I am surprised that Porsha didn’t take the fall for Phaedra like she always does. Porsha didn’t out Phaedra for starting those rumors about Kandi and Shamea Morton having an affair, so I really couldn’t believe it when she revealed that Phaedra did this. My jaw dropped. Part four of the reunion cannot be here soon enough.
Even though NeNe Leakes didn’t appear on Real Housewives of Atlanta at all this season, she has plenty of shade to throw and opinions to share in response to the epic four-part reunion. I’m not gonna lie, I felt like the first two episodes were kind of dragging on, but part three was truly epic.
My jaw dropped when Porsha Williams said that Phaedra Parkswas the one who told her that Kandi Burruss and Todd Tuckerwanted to drug and rape her. NeNe wasn’t too surprised by it though and she had plenty of tea to spill about Phaedra’s behind-the-scenes antics.
And of course, tacked onto the very tail end was the astounding revelation that, for some God-forsaken reason, Jesus, or possibly the devil put it into Phaedra Parks‘ prayer cloth that she should start a totally baseless rumor that Kandi Burruss is a secret lesbian menage-a-trois stalker who plotted to drug and rape Porsha Williams. Yep – fun times in libel-land from everybody’s favorite lawless lawyer!
Apparently earlier this year, Phaedra told poor, innocent, unsuspecting (Ha!) Porsha this lurid tale, then sat back on her donkey booty through the entire season to watch as Porsha defended herself and kept Phaedra’s confidences. And never, ever, not once, did Phaedra utter a word that it was SHE who started this rumor about Kandi. I’m sure Phaedra will handily dismiss it as “shade,” or something she heard ‘on the streets,’ then swat it away with her handbag, give herself a spritz of holy water then waltz into the church pew for some restoration. Except honey-butt: NO – you have burned the place down. Call Willie Watkins and fire up the band cause this big, ole fraudulent lie was your Phuneral By Phaedra!