Amy Phillips wins Instagram this week. The Real Housewives impersonator and Radio Andy “Reality Checked” Sirius XM radio host posted this hilarious photo yesterday, poking fun at reality stars and the products they love to get paid to post about.
If you follow any of the reality stars on Instagram (Real Housewives, Teen Mom stars and more), you know they love a good paid promotion. Light up tooth whiteners, nutritional shakes, weight loss teas, waist trainers and two dozen other products that they all claim to be IN LOVE with…for a price, of course. 😉 I’m not shaming them for making an extra buck where they can, but please for the love of reality TV, stop posting the gushing pics AT THE SAME TIME of day on the SAME DAY. Ladies, spread it out a little so my entire Instagram scroll isn’t the same product photos over and over.
Former Real Housewives of Atlanta star Claudia Jordan is a big fan of pot. And maybe not for the reasons you’re thinking. Claudia has a little financial advice for us all. Don’t invest that money in real estate or stocks, invest your cash in weed, y’all.
The bad news is, it’s another name. Actually, it’s TWO names this time.
The goods news is, it is not nearly insane as Stassi Schroeder‘s name, when Jax and Stassi weren’t even together at the time, as Carmen Dickman‘s name, when Jax and Carmen had only been together for a minute, or as the creepiest of all, a face that looked like a Stassi-Carmen hybrid. So whose names did the Vanderpump Rules star get tattooed on his body this time?
As she got ready for a mini date with husband Kroy Biermann tonight, Kim Zolciak shared this photo above, claiming (joking?) that she doesn’t need to stick her butt out to have a thigh gap. So she says as she stands, sticking her butt out basically in a mid-air squat.
Kim captioned the Instagram snap: “Date night but only have an hour! Gotta make time even if it’s quick I don’t need to stick my butt out or point my feet in to have a thigh gap I have one even if I stand on my head #BornWithIt #ILoveYouJuicy #IDontPostForYourOpinion #ItsMYIGSoIPostPicsOfMe #ThatsNothingNew BOOTS ARE FREEPEOPLE.” (I’ll save you the search, they boots are $600 FYI)
Bethenny posted a new photo on Instagram this afternoon, showing off her white crocheted bikini cover up/dress, captioning it “Happy Friday, xo.” In the background of the shot is Bethenny’s bed, where Cookie is hanging out and relaxing. And chilling next to Cookie is a mystery man! His face is obscured by a pillow but he doesn’t look her rumored love interest, Modern Family actor Eric Stonestreet.