Overnight it seems Kenya Moore and Marlo have become tighter than Marlo's wardrobe. Although I don't think anyone would describe them as friends – more like thick as thieves because they are up to some plotting!
Reeling in the aftermath of Kenya's charity event in which NeNe was honored but not honored (nor honorable) NeNe admits to Gregg (aka Tagalong) that she turned into NayNay, her super-ghetto alter-ego who likes to go all PLONK! and circumstance. As he listens to his wife's tale of woe, Gregg is sipping coffee from a toilet-shaped mug. I can't help but wonder… Is Gregg's toilet mug an indication of the status of his life? He's flushed his integrity and self-respect down the toilet for fame.
Certain ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta need to read Secrets of A Southern Belle… – it should be required reading! But if everyone behaved civilly there wouldn't be any of that potent drama! Also, an evite does not an invitation make. When did the evite replace the speakerphone invite?! Technology sucks! Next we'll be tweet-viting.
Kenya Moore is throwing an "elegant Eyes Wide Shut" masquerade ball in the theme of shade. Because NeNe Leakes is furious with her for "ruining" her pillow talk nightmare, Kenya is returning the favor by setting NeNe up to ruin one of her parties. Kenya is sending out evites, she's planning the event with Marlo Hamptonand she's decided to make NeNe the secret guest of honor by having the party actually be a charity auction where the proceeds benefit NeNe's favorite charity.
But – and here's the big BUTT – Kenya isn't going to bother to call NeNe on the phone to discuss how she's the guest of honor. "I'm gonna kill her with kindness," Kenya threatens, adding that she wants to mend things with NeNe because she used to look up to her as an "older sister". NeNe and Kenya are the same age (46 and 43).
Kenya and Marlo discuss her plan at Miss Lawrence's salon (I thought he lost his license?). Marlo warns Kenya that she's looking at months of the silent treatment out of NeNe after pillow talk. Kenya rubs her hands together, cackles her evil laugh, eyes flashing and bellows 'I know how to make a bitch squeal!' Eyes wide shut indeed.
Rumors have been running rampant over the past week that Porsha Stewart is pregnant after a few Instagram snaps made it look like she might be hiding a baby bump. She let them fly for a week or so and finally took to Instagram this morning to clear things up.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star(who is now going by Porsha Williams, but we just can't get on board with the change yet) says, "Bringing a child into the world is an experience I pray God will bless me with someday. However at this time despite the persistent rumors, as you all can see, I AM NOT PREGNANT! "
I think this is definitely proof..I mean, as long as the photo was really taken recently and not an oldie she's using in it's place. That said, I do believe her. And besides, a baby is totally Kenya Moore's storyline next season and she's not about to let Porsha steal her thunder.
NeNe doesn't know how things went so wrong. "This is about asking questions and answering them!” she seethes. Oh, see I thought it was about getting people drunk so they'd admit overly personal details about their marriages and sex lives. Silly me!
What in the hell did NeNe slip into those cocktails?! Everyone was acting head-spinning, drama-grabbing, full tilt crazy – and I'm not even talking about the outfits (I don't know what kind of party you're planning that involves Kenya Moore showing up in a thong covered up by a sheer "diaper" in front of everybody's man). So it all started off rough right there, but at least Kenya didn't have any 1985 Dynasty shoulder pads adhered to her butt cheeks this time.
Real Housewives of Atlanta'sPorsha Stewart is all over the place isn't she? She seems to be embracing her inner reality star, giving interviews to both OK Magazine and Star recently. Didn't read it in the check-out aisle of the grocery store? No worries! Porsha is happy to recap them for you!
Porshaposted an Instagram video montage which highlights her Q and A with both tabloids as well as her life as a newly single gal. Honey, it's Star. Let's chat when you're on the cover of People!
Phaedra Parks and Dwight are hosting their annual 'What the hell is going on but Phaedra certainly never does anything half-assed' celebration. This year it's a naming ceremony for Mr. President.
Dwight really needs to update both his Benz and his facelift – and he also needs to return that blazer to Dorothy Zbornak. Phaedra envisions an "Inaugural Ball" theme for her future leader of the free world. Let's give it up for the first president whose dad is in the slammer. Too soon?
They prance through the grounds discussing their plans for secret service, swing dancers, and miniature tuxedos. And possibly a waterfall-side mother-of-the-president skinny dip twerk. Thankfully that was nixed. These two have such good ideas: are they going to plan a pre-prison inauguration for Apollo before he heads into the Big House?
First the Real Housewives of Atlanta star wrote, co-directed, and produced a play (possibly heading to broadway soon!) called A Mother's Love about dealing with mamas who do not support their daughter's choices and now Kandi wrote a new song called "Let Them Love".
Kandi's song is now available on iTunes and it's really good!
In other Kandi business, interestingly she shares a stylist with former friend, whom she is now suing, Kim Zolciak! Kandi has recently been posting photos of Shun Melson (who also regularly appears on Don't Be Tardy) styling her for various events – including a recent appearance on Bethenny and for promoting her new song. Hmmm… Hmmmmm… what do we make of this?
All jokes about Casa de Eviction aside, Porsha Stewart literally cannot (or will not) pay her bills!
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star, who rented a massive 8000 square foot house this season, owned a condo before she married Kordell. That condo was reportedly foreclosed on for non-payment but Porsha still did not settle outstanding homeowner's debts and is now in legal hot water!
TMZ saysPorsha fell majorly behind on her homeowner's dues to the tune of $17,959 and the homeowner's association has filed legal documents seeking their money.