Porsha Williams is all like zen now. The first victim of the new outlook is Kenya Moore! Porsha test-drove her anger management therapy when she showed up an uninvited plus-one to the Moore Manor housewarming party, and was shown the door.
Porsha “pretty much expected” Kenya to kick her out, but is tired of drama with her Real Housewives Of Atlanta co-star, and wishes Kenya would have just been the bigger person – for once – both at Moore Manor, and during the Escape Room get-together.
Last night the ladies were throwing out the dirty buttermilk on each other. So, turn your prayer cloth into a strainer and start diluting that crud with holy water before you serve it up with biscuits! (That made no sense, but it sounds Phaedra Parks-ian).
Things begin at Moore Manor where Kenya is hosting a housewarming party. I know, I know… whoever heard of a housewarming party for an unfinished house? But even worse – whoever heard of a housewarming party for the ghosts of one’s past in the form of unwelcome guests. Unless of course you’re related to the Addams’s Family or Ebenezer Scrooge.
Only on Bravo would an unfinished mcmansion-off be an important event. And with that subject in mind returns Real housewives Of Atlanta. We have waited for months – and in one case YEARS – to spy the unfinished results of Moore Manor and Chateau Sheree, and finally our prayers have been answered. I was not disappointed.
Also, Sheree Whitfield – do not ever leave me again! She is my all-time favorite Housewife and it feels wonderful to finally come clean about this. LONG LIVE She By SheShade! Sheree was in top-notch form for her anointed return, deftly deflecting Kenya Moore‘s homesteading hostilities with a dismissive side-eye and at one point, a sip of what I do believe was a twenty-two through a straw. You can build a liberry in the ChateauNoNo, but you can’t take the bubbling shade out of our Sheree!
With season nine of The Real Housewives of Atlanta coming to our TV screens this Sunday, we are looking forward to new drama from the familiar faces we’ve grown to love (and scream at) for years. Although there won’t be any new women, there will be new alliances, new divorces, and some fresh shade. Based on the previews alone, this looks like a season not to be missed.
Chateau Sheree is finally finished and “amazing,” according to Kandi. “It took her a minute, but she got it together,” laughed Kandi. The entire cast attended Sheree Whitfield‘s housewarming party which also included “a couple of extra Housewives.”
There’s no doubt about it: Phaedra Parks is the absolute queen of throwing shade. In all honesty, she should just change her name to Shadera. She has the most hilarious and witty insults on Real Housewives of Atlanta. She makes me laugh every time, but I would never ever want to be on her bad side. That woman can throw down. That is why we should honor her on her birthday by going through some of her best insults and shade throughout the years.
Honestly, there are too many to choose from and yes, for the most part they are all aimed at Kenya Moore. Sorry, girl. Nevertheless, Phaedra makes great TV and is constantly quotable.