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Sonja Morgan Gets Snippy With Aviva Drescher Over Sex & Stirring The Pot! Aviva Calls Sonja “Desperate!”

by Mary on July 26th, 2012

On this week’s episode of Real Housewives of New York we met the incorrigible skirt-chasing Papaviva. Aviva Drescher‘s dad, George, shares Pinot Singer‘s lack of tact (although his seems deliberate) and her penchant for the outrageous; naturally Aviva thought he would be perfect for Pinot bestie and fellow sexy times enthusiast Sonja Morgan.

Since this was filmed during a time when everyone was getting along, Sonja seemed game for the set-up. Well, uuuhhh… as evidenced by the previews – and by Sonja’s most recent Bravo blog; things have changed. And now Sonja is not so keen on Aviva‘s attempt to play matchmaker. Or Aviva in general!

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Real Housewives of New York Recap: Pinot Wins The Wine Olympics!

by Mary on July 24th, 2012

Last night on Real Housewives of New York the ladies competed for their country in the wine olympics. And it’s not surprising that the wino award went to Pinot Singer! In other news, Carole Radziwill still hates LuAnn de Lesseps! They’re so mature.

Things begin with Ramona hosting a post-London debriefing. She expects everyone will arrive and complain about the horror that is Heather Thomson. Pinot is pleasantly surprised to learn that instead everyone now hates LuAnn. Particularly Carole who is bristly over the fact that LuAnn tried to compare their books. No one even bought that horrible book Ramona reminds them.

Sonja Morgan is still bent out of shape that LuAnn is tall and enters the room first. Really? Is Height Gate going to become a thing?

Aviva Drescher arrives and shares that Ramona – and now Sonja are invited to Miami. And in a fun bravo manufactured coincidence Carole will also be there because some designer friend of her’s has an event or something. As a fun treat, Aviva reveals she has a geriatric gentleman just perfect for Sonja and as an added benefit he’s a ~~viagra~~ sex addict! ‘Oh, whooo is this charming man,’ Sonja purrs. ‘My father!’ Aviva announces. Oh that’s delightfully UN-awkward.

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REPORT: Is LuAnn de Lesseps Cheating On Jacques? Plus, Aviva Drescher Says Ramona Singer Is “Difficult”!

by Mary on July 23rd, 2012

LuAnn de Lesseps is a reality show veteran which is why it’s surprising that she would find herself wrapped up in a cheating allegation orchestrated by Pinot Singer‘s stinger.

People is reporting that on a recent cast trip to St. Barts the Real Housewives of New York star was accused of getting frisky with a Frenchmen who wasn’t longtime boyfriend Jacques Azoulay! Well if she gets pregnant, I say call Maury for a paternity test!

The accused man – a Johnny Depp lookalike – was spotted at the vacation home by google-eyed Singer, ”I saw you here [at the house]. … OK, kiss and don’t tell,” Ramona remarks in an upcoming episode.

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Real Housewives of New York Recap: Pinot Round The Rosy

by Mary on July 17th, 2012

As a writer you are challenged to encapsulate events and people in an exciting or innovative way. As a recapper you are challenged to reiterate exciting and crazy things that have already happened in a funny and innovative way. It’s a tough job.

Last night on Real Housewives of New York there were royal wars and pinot races. And nobody won at the end of an evening serenaded by the worst music I’ve ever heard on Housewives of anywhere – and that is really saying something. So Mazel, Cara Quici.

Things begin innocently enough with a bidet, some croquet, and champagne. Sonja Morgan, washing off the sins of her hangover, sticks her face in a bidet filled with ice. She does know what part of the anatomy a bidet is really for, correct?

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Ramona Singer Insists Heather Thomson Is “Insecure”; Heather Thinks Ramona Needs To Relax!

by Mary on July 16th, 2012

Real Housewives of New York is having trouble getting off the ground despite the up and running feud between Pinot Singer, resident crazy, and Heather Thomson, newbie championship fighter.

Didn’t anyone ever tell Heather you can’t reason with crazy?

On last week’s episode, Aviva Drescher‘s husband Reid – sarcastically, according to Aviva’s twitter – suggested Heather may be “jealous” of Ramona‘s success following her ~~disastrous~~ speaking engagement at the Learning Annex. Well, Ramona definitely didn’t agree with that. Oh, no – Heather isn’t jealous, she’s just insecure.

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Jill Zarin Calls Ramona “Delusional” On Good Afternoon America; Ramona Fires Back! Plus, Did Sonja Admit RHONY Friendships Are Fake?

by Mary on July 13th, 2012

New job, same problems! I can see that Jill Zarin has definitely turned over a new leaf – and is taking her professionalism to her next gig! On her very first day hosting a segment for GMA spinoff, Good Afternoon American, Jill chose to make it nasty and personal by taking a dig at Ramona Singer.

Now a bigger person than I might tsk tsk and claim Jill is still vengeful over her firing and needs to let it go, but I LOVE the drama and I think it’s hilarious that Jill has not changed one bit. Don’t you ever Jill – we like you just the way you are; crazy, venomous, and a total instigator!

“We’ve always had this kind of awkward relationship, embarrassing relationship, really,” Jill said of her former Real Housewives of New York nemesis. “So I kind of like watching her squirm a little bit this season.”

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Real Housewives of New York Recap: Pinot Down The Wrong Pipe!

by Mary on July 10th, 2012

Last night on Real Housewives of New York some of the ladies – re: the cool ones and LuAnn de Lesseps – traveled to London. And some of the ladies, well weren’t invited. How’d you like that, pinot!

Things begin with Carole Radziwill (in her nephew’s borrowed Halloween costume), Sonja Morgan (in Indiana Jones’ borrowed hat), and LuAnn (in Princess Diana’s borrowed accent) arriving in London. Heather Thomson and her Yummie Tummie holla-ing team are already there.

Carole is grouchy. And she’ll remind you of it over and over on this trip. Personally, a grouchy and snarky Carole is much more what Bravo was hoping for when they cast her – and she’s a good kind of witty grouchy, not just an out of control bitch.

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PHOTOS: Ramona Singer, Dina Manzo, And Kelly Bensimon Attend A Polo Match! Plus, Ramona’s Feud With Jill Continues!

by Mary on July 9th, 2012

This past weekend worlds collided with an awkward run in of former and present Real Housewives of New York stars. Ramona Singer and Kelly Bensimon were trapped at the same event! And everyone survived.

Both ladies – and their fashionably challenged selves – were spotted at Talent Resources’ Charity Polo Classic. Strangely, Dina Manzo also attended. “Earlier today at a polo match and ran into Dina Manzo,” Ramona tweeted, adding a photo of the two.

In other news, Ramona’s feud with Jill Zarin continues. Ramona is still upset about comments Jill made last season hinting that Mario may be unfaithful! Ramona claims the two exchanged words off camera over the incident, but she’s still not over it – despite Jill’s apology!

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