Last night the ladies of Real Housewives Of New York headed to Miami. No one was very happy about it except for Luann de Lesseps who is eager for the opportunity to show off her amazing, transformational, earth shattering, soul mating love – again. Yes, I think the operative word is “mating”. With other Housewives that is! Which begs the question: are three Housewives better than one?
I understand why Bethenny doesn’t want to go, since sharks smell blood, but why can’t the other ladies go as planned? Bethenny can remain in NYC, get her surgery, and then launch Skinnygirl Tampons or something. We all know she doesn’t want to go, and none of the other women actually want her to go – except for maybe Carole Radziwill, who seems to have more fun sans Beth. Beth On/Beth Off – and Mr. Miyagi says you control your own destiny, Carole
To set the tone of the night, Andy plays a video montage of Luann‘s bragging on tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of New York, titled Gloating While Boating starring Luann de Lesseps. Ramona says Luann’s enthusiasm is “over the top.”
First, Michael weighs in on current Real Housewives story lines. AboutTeresa Giudice‘s emotional return, he says, “Great TV. Her hair was fantastic – best hair line in the business.” As for Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s newbies, Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania, he loves them both. About a post-face lift Siggy showing up in bandages, Michael says, “This woman has balls.” He adds that Dolores is fantastic and has a beautiful family.
Happy Weekend! It’s Friday and we have a fresh batch of reality TV star photos for you!
Lisa Vanderpump and Kyle Richards were hanging out together in Beverly Hills as they filmed for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills(we can’t wait!!!). Lisa also stepped out for a fun night with Ken to celebrate his birthday earlier this week. I love her jumpsuit in the photo down below, but the hair…is another story.
First Ramona marvels that this season has been truly nuts. “I don’t think I’ve ever had this much drama in my life – not even with my divorce!” she laughed. Luckily she is there as the problem-solver to help guide these girls through their issues, right?
Ramona Singer is hosting all the ladies at Mohegan Sun, because everyone needs a little RHONJ in their lives! Since this is a Tru-ReRamona’d, she will not fight over rooms. No more shrieking and streaking through the house, slamming down curling irons to declare her turf. Instead, as the hostess, Ramona simply claimed the best suite and makes everyone else ‘draw cards’ to choose a room. Naturally, Carole and Bethenny Frankel are exempt because they prefer to share. Two monstrous heads are better than one, when it comes to attacking prey, that is!
Following Thursday’s reunion taping, the ladies all got together for dinner at Joanne Trattoria, then Ramona headed to the Berkshires with Dorinda for a relaxing weekend at her country home Bluestone Manor. Dorinda made it nice, so hopefully Ramona behaved.